The golden grain meal is also known as the feast, I don't know if it is the traditional culture of the island country, anyway, this thing is very expensive, more expensive than eating in a three-star Michelin restaurant!

After listening to the introduction of the hostess, Vardy smiled so heartlessly.

How's that, President, it tastes good, right?

Rooney's expression was extremely strange, and when he thought that Ronaldo had eaten all the dishes just now, he couldn't help but squirt out all the sip of water he had just drunk.

And Ronaldo seems to be addicted to the fragrance of kimono girls, and he doesn't pay attention to what they say, he is wondering, why did the young lady leave?

Hey, that's not right!

What did that lewd waiter just say?

How many girls were carefully selected, and how many girls were cooks?

No, I vaguely hear the word excrement?

In an instant, the entire stomach, large intestine, small intestine, duodenum...... The whole digestive system was surging wildly, spitting up!

But the problem is, this thing has been digested for a long time, and even if half of it is spit out, won't half of it remain in the stomach!

And Vardy thinks that since he has already entered his mouth once, wouldn't it be more disgusting to come out of his mouth again?

Ronaldo is still too young!

Rooney couldn't help but give Vardy a thumbs up, he admired Vardy's imagination and execution, and actually gave Ronaldo such a hand!

Not to mention a guy like Ronaldo who seems to be a little clean, even if he is a normal person, it is estimated that he has vomited and diarrhea by now!

Vardy modestly shook his head, indicating that it was nothing!

It's really nothing, because it's not the end!

The task must be linked one by one.

ate the golden meal without warning, and then told Ronaldo the truth, which made Ronaldo collapse.

But this is only the beginning, often with your knowledge, let you continue to execute, this is the most frustrating and unbearable for you.

Cristiano Ronaldo, are you ready?

The fun is about to begin!

"Water, I want water...... Ronaldo stretched out his hand weakly, extremely weak, and felt as if he was terminally ill!

Rooney was concerned and sympathetically handed Ronaldo a glass of water.

Ronaldo even rinsed his mouth and poured it into his stomach, and it took a long time to finally feel a little refreshed.

At this point, he looked at Vardy's gaze, which is difficult to describe in words.

If it can be summed up in one sentence, it is probably - you wait, I won't kill you and I have your surname, Guisun!

But before Ronaldo could harden for a while, Vardy clapped his hands again and called the hostess.

Ronaldo's eyes widened in horror, and his heart pounded terribly.

Vardy should be checking out, right?

But apparently, he thought of Vardy too kindly.

If you don't take this opportunity to trick Ronaldo, wouldn't you be too sorry for your name.

"My request to you is to finish the last two dishes, and now that you have eaten the penultimate course, the real finale is coming up soon! Please be patient! Vardy smiled innocently at Ronaldo.

And also?

Ronaldo didn't hold on, and he almost didn't fall into a.

Rooney's eyes were already full of admiration when he looked at Vardy, and couldn't help asking: "How much does this set cost?" ”

Vardy understated and said with a nonchalant look: "This is the most expensive banquet in the island country, probably less than 10 pounds at a time!" It is a more high-end restaurant than the women's body! You know, I made an appointment a month in advance, otherwise we wouldn't have been able to get this kind of good stuff."

Hearing Vardy's words, Ronaldo was about to cry, don't want this good thing.

Rooney looked at Vardy with admiration, as if everyone was not Vardy's opponent than he could play!

At this time, the door was opened, and the waitress walked in thinking that he was a young girl.

Even if this young girl is cuter and kawaii than the one just now, Ronaldo's eyes are already full of fear, and they are no longer the same squinting look just now.

However, this time there was no introduction of the girl and the hostess, and Vardy began to explain as a narrator.

"There are two ways to eat the golden grain meal, the first is the plate you just ate it all, and the second is a little more complicated!"

"The customer will first choose one of the girls in a group of girls, and then sign a contract with her to determine the taste of, such as cantaloupe, durian, tomato, etc."

"This selected girl will eat only greens and nothing else for the first month; After 1 month, I started to eat the flavors of the contract, such as cantaloupe flavor, and I ate cantaloupe for three meals a day, and nothing else. ”

"At the end of the feast, a large round table was placed in the center of the room, and on the round table was a stool, and there was a hole in the middle of the stool, and a plate was placed under the stool, and the girls sat on the stool, and the guests sat at the table."

"When the girl pulls the out and drops it on the plate as soon as possible, the guest can grab a spoon and start enjoying the most delicious and authentic dishes."

......

Before Vardy could finish speaking, Rooney and Ronaldo's eyes were straight.

They never imagined that there was such an incredible food culture in the island country.

Should this be described as elegant, or vulgar?

"This is the last dish I prepared for you, I specially picked the lemon flavor for you, you know, lemon is not very delicious when eaten raw, so I also added a lot of money, you must not live up to my good intentions!"

Vardy looked at Ronaldo with a smile and admired Ronaldo's embarrassment that he was so frightened that he wanted to kneel and beg for mercy.

In fact, Vardy really showed mercy, in fact, what he wanted to choose for Ronaldo at the beginning was not lemon-flavored, but-flavored......

It's just that this girl didn't agree to anything!

Ronaldo really wanted to kneel for Vardy, originally he thought that the golden meal just now was already the most terrifying regret, but he didn't expect that there would be even more ruthless now.

He didn't know what the raw materials of those golden balls were before, and he ate them after eating, at most, he was disgusted after knowing the truth just now.

But now I know what I want to eat, and it is the original taste without additives, and the most primitive excrement without any processing, even if it is a girl's, even if it is prepared in strict accordance with a series of processes, but after all, it can't change a problem - is still!

"Jamie, I beg you, can we change the request, don't worry, I'll pay for this meal!" Cristiano Ronaldo couldn't help but plead with Vardy.

Jamie Vardy is also thinking about it, is he a little too much?

If you are cheated like this, then you will definitely be able to work hard!

However, presumably the adaptability of Europeans and Americans should be a little stronger than that of a person with a Chinese soul!

Do you want to let Ronaldo go?

Looking at the pitiful Cristiano Ronaldo, Vardy couldn't help but soften.

Well, it's charity!

Vardy was just about to spare Ronaldo when he heard the girl suddenly speak.

“&……%￥#￥%……&&”

What does it mean?

Vardy didn't understand, saying he only knew a few words in Japanese.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney don't understand either.

So all three of them looked at the hostess.

The hostess bowed deeply and translated in English: "Three gentlemen, please start eating as soon as possible, our girl is about to lose her breath......"

All three rolled their eyes at the same time, feeling unusually funny.

I really don't know how those high-end islanders enjoy this delicious meal, well, it's really hard to understand.

"So ......"

Vardy had just opened his mouth to get around Cristiano Ronaldo when he was suddenly interrupted by Wayne Rooney.

"I think it's interesting, I want to try it, Jamie, don't let Ronaldo eat it, let me eat a little!"

Rooney looked at the girl's ass with interest, and suddenly said eagerly.

In an instant, Vardy's whole body felt bad.

Nima, and those who take the initiative to ask for!

He has always known that Rooney has a heavy taste that is beyond the ordinary, which can be seen from the fact that he likes the aunt who still has charm.

But Vardy only now realized that he still underestimated the extent of Rooney's heavy taste.

This kind of feast, Rooney is still eager to try?

"Brother, you are my own brother, I don't want it, I'll give it to you!" Ronaldo hugged Rooney's thigh and didn't let go.

Vardy also had a confused expression, he had spent so much money, and he wanted to spare Ronaldo temporarily, and this expensive meal was wasted.

Unexpectedly, Rooney actually wanted to be a pick-up man to complete this feast.

Vardy said he was convinced that he couldn't have asked for a better evaluation of Wayne Rooney!

Naturally, some people volunteered, Vardy would not discourage him, anyway, he was watching a show, and he couldn't pit Ronaldo, and now it's the same for Rooney to eat.

So, Vardy sat on the side with Ronaldo, quietly waiting for Rooney to stage that unsightly good play.

The kimono girl sat down on the chair shyly, covered her buttocks with a tail curtain, and began the process of "serving".

Smack!

An orange piece landed in the middle of the plate, and Vardy couldn't help but try to see it for a long time, but before he could see it, Rooney's quick-eyed Rooney had already put a spoonful in his mouth.

Looking at Rooney, who closed his eyes and chewed slowly as if a foodie was tasting food, Vardy wanted to ask, is this thing chicken-flavored, crunchy?

That's enough!

If Colleen knew that Rooney was eating in the island country, it is estimated that she would never let Rooney kiss her after she went back.

Tineema is disgusting!

But no matter what, the result was very good, Vardy originally planned to tease Ronaldo, this time it was good, among the three people, two of them tasted the golden meal, although one was passive and the other was active.

The goal has also been achieved, I believe that Ronaldo will not dare to take the initiative to provoke himself in the future, and Ronaldo will have to call him big brother when he meets him in the future.

After the meal, Ronaldo almost had no strength, and he originally wanted to experience the experience of life, forget it, let's go back to the hotel!

However, Rooney was obviously happy, came to the state, yelled that he had to go to the next show, and was finally forcibly pulled back to the hotel by Vardy.

Back at the hotel, the teammates were puzzled when they saw the three people in completely different states.

Vardy is all right, Cristiano Ronaldo has almost half a life left, as if he has been squeezed dry, and Rooney is refreshed, as if the long-withered flowers have finally been moistened and irrigated, and they are blooming again delicately.

Isn't this style of painting a bit reversed?,Who is attacking and who is suffering?