"Godson? Pick my live room? Yu Xian muttered blankly, completely unable to understand what the old man next door was saying. Yu Xian is just an ordinary little anchor, except for the first few broadcasts when he casually browsed some famous live broadcast rooms that happened to be live broadcasts, he almost didn't know anything about the anchors of this funny fish platform.

"What the hell, a big tyrant like Lao Wang next door, oh no, it's a god, there are more godsons and godsons, right? PS: Dry is the first sound. ”

"Buddy upstairs, see clearly what the prince said: 'I saw my godson start a live broadcast', who else in this amusing platform can be qualified to call the prince 'godfather'?"

"Don't talk nonsense, talk about people, who is it?"

"I'm really convinced of you, I don't think I mess with the fish at first glance. The godson of Lao Wang next door is the little king of the gunner! ”

"? It's the cannon master Xiao Wang who scolded the street and scolded the fire?! ”

"What scolding the street? Well, it's kind of scolding...... According to Xiao Wang, it is called friendship interaction. ”

"Where is the camaraderie interaction? To put it bluntly, it is to randomly select the live broadcast room that is not bad in popularity one by one, and after entering, he began to ridicule the anchor, and after the loss, he happily invited to connect with others. Do you know why the prince recognizes Xiao Wang as his godson? ”

"Why?"

"Because they both have a virtue and a habit! Wang Ye is throwing money to tease the anchor, Xiao Wang is a disgusting anchor, anyway, they are two guys who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic and harm others and enjoy themselves. ”

……

Yu Xian carefully studied the barrage information in the live broadcast room, and roughly knew what kind of goods the person who came.

The comer is not good!

[Pull it down, isn't it just a mouth? Who wouldn't? 】

"Stunned, what the hell are you broadcasting? If you don't do anything for a long time, you can only look at the barrage? ”

"Care for the elderly salted fish, sit up from you and me, Xiao Wang 666! This is really an old salted fish, the anchor in the live broadcast room doesn't speak, but our water friends are very active, like a chat room. ”

"What kind of metaphor are you? Can the chat room compare to this one? ”

"What?"

"The chat room can only chat, and you can see such a stupid salted fish anchor here, how funny!"

Just by looking at the barrage, you can see that a large group of "Wang Jiajun", that is, the naval army recruited by the cannon master Xiao Wang. It's okay if there are not many of these water armies, and they bother to ban a wave of basic world peace, but the reality is that the barrage of the water army is about to drown out the barrage of sailors in the original Salted Fish Brother Talk Room.

"What is 'stupid', I call it 'still as water, moving as a rabbit', if you don't move, it's enough, it's a thousand moves!" It is unlikely that the hard means of banning will be effective, and the only way is for Yu Xian to go back in person.

[Isn't it just a spray? Come on! Let the horses come and hurt each other! 】

"Yo, it's still crepe, sour, what's the mess? A salted fish, pretending to be a human to speak. ”

"So awesome? Just ask if you dare to connect with our little Wang? ”

"Yes, yes, Lianmai! No one can see how boring it is. ”

"Lianmai, Lianmai, don't be cowardly, coddle the goods and rotten JJ!"

……

Yu Xian looked at the barrage and sneered: "Yes, Lianmaibei." What's the point of saying that people are short behind the scenes? That's the resentful behavior of a small-bellied chicken intestine. I have been taught by my parents since I was a child to look at other people's faces when I speak, I wonder if there is this Xiao Wang anchor? ”

"Hey! Xiao Wang, he scolded you for being a resentful woman! ”

"It's ironic that you don't have a tutor, this can't be endured!"

"Lianmai, Xiao Wang, just him!"

"It's amazing, I actually took the initiative to connect with Xiao Wang, and I killed myself!"

……

Obviously, Wang Jiajun's group of people is also a group of guys who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, but it's right to think about it carefully, people who can fan this kind of live broadcast that exposes people's shortcomings and sprays people for fun, and their character is not much better.

After Yu Xian and Wang Jiajun's people were so agitated, the cannon master Xiao Wang slapped the table, took a puff of the cigarette in his mouth, pinched it off, moved the mouse, and clicked "Lianmai Anchor".

The Funnyfish platform has such a function, that is, the anchors can apply for each other's microphone connection, once the two parties are successfully connected, the two live broadcast rooms will appear at the same time, and the sound is of course interconnected. This feature was originally intended to promote the relationship between anchors and engage in mutual hype such as commercial nonsense. Of course, there are also a small number of people like Pao Ye Xiao Wang, who use this function as a live broadcast selling point, and they are squirting people for fun.

Yu Xian's side.

A message popped up above the top grid of the live broadcast room: The anchor [Pao Ye Xiao Wang] applied for microphone connection, do you agree to apply? Be. Not.

Seeing this, Yu Xian clicked "yes" without thinking about it.

Two seconds later, a new window popped up in the two live broadcast rooms of Brother Salted Fish and Master Pao to show you, and this window was the scene filmed by the other party's camera.

When the narrow road meets, the brave wins.

Martial arts in the world, only fast is not broken!

Yu Xian, who has studied the mouth escape, of course knows how to deal with it and how to make moves. In the first battle, of course, you have to start first, and then you can go up and paste him on the face first. Regardless of whether you can win or not, at least the momentum is king!

"Yo, it's the first time I've seen the gun master, and the shape is very chic." Yu Xian leaned his head close to the camera, looking very nervous.

"Shh Pao Ye Xiao Wang was so happy that he admitted defeat before he could say anything.

"It's just a bombardment of the head, and a crack of thunder!"

Yu Xian's sudden sentence instantly detonated the two live broadcast rooms!

Not to mention anything else, this cannon master Xiao Wang looks like a ruffian, with a dark complexion, according to Yu Xian's words, it really looks like he has been bombarded, and the hairstyle is three or seven points, that slit is relatively conspicuous, at first glance, it is really "thunderbolt"!

"666, Xiao Wang has met an opponent!"

"Poof, hahaha! This head-on blow is so cool, that thing probably thought he was praising him a second ago, right? ”

"A blow to the head! What is this called Xiao Wang's finding the wrong person, really, I don't know how to check the information first, and see who our salted fish brother is! ”

"Ahh Xiao Wang, spray him to death! ”

……

The sailors watched the excitement, but the cannon master Xiao Wang calmed down.

[This salted fish brother is not good! ] It's kind of interesting. 】

Pao Ye Xiao Wang snorted coldly, and then said: "Salted fish, you ......"

"Huh-" Without waiting for Pao Ye Xiao Wang to finish speaking, Yu Xian stretched out his right hand and waved at the camera, frowned his eyebrows with a look of disgust, and pouted, looking very uncomfortable, "Dude, I didn't say you, I can smell your breath through the screen, don't you squirt people with such a squirt!" ”