Chapter 118: The mouth is invincible

"I'll go, I can't bear this, it's so sarcastic about Xiao Wang!"

"Salted Fish Brother, Ma Dezhi ...... Zhiyong Shuangquan is talking about you, 66666! ”

"Shake a big fork! And so mocking? Xiao Wang quickly go up and bite him, oh it's not right, go up and slap him! ”

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When the people who ate melons saw that Brother Salted Fish was not like the goods that were casually crushed by the Cannon Master Xiao Wang and whipped on the ground wantonly, the desire to watch the battle was instantly raised, and the applause and war words kept brushing in the form of barrage in the live broadcast room of the two.

As the saying goes: people cannot be seen, and the sea cannot be measured.

However, if it is sprayed, it is the opposite. If you want to belittle and spit on a person, you must first start with the outside, and then blacken the enemy from the outside to the inside.

As an old Jianghu and an old troll, Xiao Wang, the cannon master, naturally understands this.

[Sarcastic about my appearance? What do you say about me, "combing a thunderbolt on my head"? Good, good, good! You don't look at yourself too?! 】

"Salted fish, you see that your background is in the dormitory, right? Hey, look at the angle, it looks like you're sitting on the bed? Pao Ye Xiao Wang obviously had something to say, he laughed sarcastically twice, and shook his head twice, "It's a sin, you didn't even deal with the aftermath and came to the live broadcast, eh, look at your disheveled appearance, spicy eyes!" ”

"Huh? Xiao Wang didn't say that I hadn't found it yet, but if I looked closely, it was really on the bed in the dormitory. Looking at the small pattern, it can't be in the university, right? ”

"It turns out that Brother Salted Fish is just a milky little kid!"

"Hey, you're getting the point wrong, aren't you? On the bed, disheveled. Belch! Is the Chinese concept of sexuality so open now? ”

"Haha, don't you say I haven't paid too much attention, hahahaha, what a salted fish, it's obviously a base fish!"

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Pao Ye Xiao Wang's counterattack seemed to be weak, but Yu Xian was a little uncomfortable. He doesn't pay much attention to his image in his daily life, which is true, sitting on the bed and rubbing casually, his clothes must look messy. Moreover, their own roommates ...... Maybe I really wanted to live myself at that time.

Thinking of this, Yu Xian shuddered.

Yu Xian shuddered, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room instantly became lively.

"Look, look, the salted fish is cowardly!"

"Amazing, ginger is still old and spicy! Pao Ye Xiao Wang will be killed with one blow! ”

"Brother Salted Fish, you don't seem to be in a good state today, you weren't like this before!"

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Yu Xian tidied up the shirt he was wearing a little, forcibly buried and forgot about his sexual transformation in his mind, cleared his thoughts, and smiled indifferently:

"Ahh We can't always talk about these low-end, cheesy things, can we? Alas, I'm not very good at talking, so I'll give you a poem on the spot. ”

"What's this routine? Someone scolds you, and you send someone back a poem? ”

"What kind of literati and ink writers are pretending to be, what age are they now? What a commotion! ”

"Disappointment! Big disappointment! It's rare to meet an anchor who dares to confront Xiao Wang, but I didn't expect to admit defeat before I said a few rounds! ”

"What, the point is not the title, 'Xiao Wang'......"

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The barrage in the two live broadcast rooms was full of Wang Jiajun's disappointment and unhappiness. As for Yu Xian's fans, none of them seemed to have quietly disappeared.

In fact, the salted fish are not bubbling, but they just ran back to the salted fish house QQ group to bubble.

Inside the salted fish house.

"Hehe, everyone is still quite conscious. As soon as he saw Brother Salted Fish scolding people, he immediately stopped talking. ”

"We are all clear-eyed salted fish, listening to the tone of Brother Salted Fish, the poems made must not have good words!"

"Everyone hold back, let Brother Salted Fish perform on his own, and wait for Xiao Wang and Lao Wang to eat deflated!"

"Where is the Poetry Party? Quickly take out the paper and pen, Brother Salted Fish is going to write poetry again! ”

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I saw Yu Xian laughing teasingly, and he opened his mouth to come: "Hundreds of refining and hammering and one needle, upside down and upside down."

The eyes are long on the buttocks, and they only recognize the clothes but not the people. ”

"it?!" Pao Ye Xiao Wang almost choked after listening to this poem, and instantly couldn't help but blurt out scolding.

Eyes on the ass? Only recognize the clothes but not the people?

Pao Ye Xiao Wang had just finished spraying Brother Salted Fish in disheveled clothes, but he didn't expect Brother Salted Fish to just take advantage of this to blend into the poems and splash back with a pinch of black water. In this round, Pao Ye Xiaowang didn't catch anything, but Brother Salted Fish was not hacked successfully, but also reflected his not low cultural literacy.

"Wow! Good poetry, good poetry! This is called a real scaremonger, with the help of strength, you can also use the title to compose poems. Xiao Wang, you are defeated this time. ”

"Xiao Wang is no good, I'm a fan of Brother Salted Fish Road haha! It's the first time I've seen poetry and scolding! ”

"Xiao Wang, don't be ashamed, your level is not enough, I will follow Brother Salted Fish in the future!"

Wang Jiajun's people began to choose to defect one after another, and Xiao Wang, the cannon master, began to feel that he couldn't hold his face.

If you were to be another anchor, you would definitely be very excited when you encounter this scene, and you will gladly accept this batch of new fans. However, Yu Xian didn't think so. Yu Xian came to the live broadcast to expand his fame, and it is right to accommodate fans, but this does not mean that he will welcome this kind of despicable wallgrass. Defections? If you can turn against yourself today, and tomorrow if you are defeated or have an accident, you will be able to run away from the water, and even shoot a dark arrow for yourself!

Open guns are easy to dodge, but hidden arrows are difficult to defend. Yu Xian is not stupid, he doesn't want this kind of situation.

Just as Yu Xian scanned the disgusting barrage in the live broadcast room with disgust, a reward barrage popped up.

The old man next door rewarded Brother Salted Fish with a funny fish rocket and said: "Yes, this wave is very strong haha!" Salted fish, come on, come on, come into my account! ”

The old king next door rewarded Salted Fish Brother with 66 funny fish planes!

The old king next door rewarded the salted fish brother with 66 amusing fish rockets!

The old king next door rewarded Salted Fish Brother with 66 giant fish wheels!

After the old Wang next door sent out the reward barrage, he didn't say a word and added a reward worth more than 100,000 Mao Grandpa, which meant that Brother Salted Fish quickly agreed.

"Damn, kneel down and worship the prince!"

"Tuhao, are you still missing thigh pendants?"

"The godson said that he would sell it, tsk, I'm afraid that the little king of the cannon will be over from now on, and the era of Brother Salted Fish will begin!"

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Lao Wang next door has such a wave of heavy rewards, which has the publicity effect of the whole platform announcement. In just two minutes, more than 100,000 live viewers rushed into the Salted Fish Brother Miscellaneous Room from various live broadcast rooms.

At that time, Brother Salted Fish's miscellaneous room and the cannon master who connected with him will take you to see the two live broadcast rooms of Teasing Fish, with a total of more than 300,000 people.

In front of everyone's eyes, Yu Xian's popularity must have skyrocketed.

Under the hot invitation of Lao Wang, who was envious of everyone's thighs, many people began to envy Brother Salted Fish.

However, the center of the topic, the real protagonist, Yu Xian, disagreed, and even felt sick to his stomach.

"Speak, Brother Salted Fish!"

"Damn, why doesn't this anchor speak?"

"I guess I've never seen a tip like this, I'm stupid!"

"! Just now, he was tough on Pao Ye Xiao Wang, so that Pao Ye Xiao Wang couldn't get off the stage for a while! ”

"Really? Eh, wait, isn't this person who connects the microphone the little king of the gun? ”

"Xiao Wang is here, which one is Lao Wang's reward playing?"

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In the live broadcast room, when the sailors who came from all over the world were discussing enthusiastically, Yu Xian was finally moved.

He sighed lightly and shook his head helplessly: "Thank you for the reward from the old king next door," before the sentence was finished, Yu Xian's face instantly revealed coldness, "It's just ......"