I'll kill you!

Vardy, already in a state of rage, glared and looked around, trying to find Balotelli as the culprit.

If you catch him, you have to give him a palace punishment!

At this time, the other teammates realized what was going on, and they all couldn't help laughing, Balotelli is really looking for death!

In terms of teasing ability and tricky ability, no one can compare to Vardy, even Balotelli is far behind.

Today you feed Vardy mustard, tomorrow Vardy will feed you......

Balotelli's courage is commendable, but he is a little stupid!

Of course, Vardy's revenge generally doesn't like to stay overnight, and catching Balotelli is a violent beating, which makes Balotelli cry and cry for his mother, and he almost kneels down for Vardy!

"Wait, I'll bring you a drink tomorrow, and if you drink it all, nothing will happen! If you can't finish it, I'll beat you! ”

Vardy finally spoke viciously to Balotelli.

Really, thinking about the torture he has suffered, just beating people is really unforgiving, and Vardy must teach Balotelli a good lesson.

In his previous life, he attended a classmate's wedding, and during the cigarette lighting session of the bride and groom, his favorite show was to give the groom a mixed drink.

Liquor, beer, soy sauce, vegetable soup, sauce......

These things are mixed together, and the taste can simply take you to understand a different life.

Of course, Vardy's favorite thing to watch is the groom's skeptical look after drinking.

It's just that when you do the first year of junior high school, someone will do fifteen, and when it comes time for him to get married, good guy, these bastards have paid him a big pot, and they did it in front of him.

Liquor and vegetable soup or something don't count, these guys actually bring their own seasonings, and the variety is complete, and it is no problem to open a seasoning shop.

A handful of salt, a handful of pepper, a whole bag of mustard...... It's almost like mixing the wind oil essence into it......

Anyway, he died miserably that day.

Now, Vardy feels like he's going back to his old business and is making Balotelli a mixed drink for him to try.

But Vardy thought about it again, it seems that he has been reborn, isn't it a bit lo to play the tricks of his previous life?

And it seems particularly uncreative?

Well, it seems that only real nirvana can be played!

So, Vardy mail-ordered a box of Laoshan snake grass water online......

Balotelli, you wait for me, I can't kill you if I drink you, even if you're amazing!

What is Laoshan snake grass water?

According to legend, it is probably the most unpleasant liquid in the world, and it may not even be one of the worst to drink.

Even those who have drunk it may not be able to describe the specific taste, because they take a sip and vomit before they can swallow it......

Snake grass water is probably a kind, and after drinking it, half of the people feel that there is nothing more unpleasant than this, and the other half think about it and say that this thing is really delicious...... Then highly recommend the drink to friends.

Some say that it smells like mats, some say that it smells like sea fish soup that has been boiled in water for half a month, some say that it smells like sweat and MSG water, and some say that it smells like stinky feet that haven't been washed for three days......

Anyway, Vardy thinks there is probably no way to describe this smell in words, because this kind of smell has already challenged the limits of human beings and cannot be touched in daily life.

Bei Ye is known as the man who stands at the top of the food chain, but the snake grass water is not convinced, there is a kind of you dry a bottle, and I promise that you will also kneel down and call Dad.

When the snake grass water arrives, I will let you taste the power of the first of the five poisons.

As soon as he turned off his computer, Vardy felt as if he had forgotten something, so he turned on his computer and placed another order, this time at the address of Rooney's house.

The little fat man has always had a heavy taste in all aspects, but he doesn't know if he can withstand the power of snake grass water.

Anyway, no matter how much it is, I'll send him a box first.

Brother is interesting enough, I still miss you!

My name is Lei Feng, no thanks!

Since you have brought Rooney, you can't forget about Ronaldo, needless to say, place another order!

Vardy thinks that soon the snake grass water will be all the rage in Europe!

......

Balotelli has been looking at Vardy with a timid look in his eyes these days, as if he is terrified, he is really afraid that Vardy will beat him again, good guy, it feels like hitting him like punching a punching bag.

Of course, as for Vardy's statement of bringing a drink to him, he didn't care too much, in his opinion, Vardy was nothing more than making some mustard mixed with soy sauce or something, at most it was a little hard to drink, and it wouldn't die.

But for some reason, Vardy suddenly stopped moving in the past few days, as if he had forgotten about it, which made Balotelli breathe a sigh of relief.

It's not that Vardy forgot, it's that the mail hasn't arrived yet!

Before the parcel arrived, Inter Milan had already made an expedition to Russia to take on CSKA Moscow away, and this was Vardy's third visit to Russia in a short period of time.

If it weren't for Roberto Mancini's refusal to allow players to hang out before the game, Vardy would have run to find Elena, and now he can only sleep in the same room as Balotelli, which is tragic.

Fortunately, it was not cold in Russia at this time, and Vardy did not want to play in the ice and snow, but the thought of the cold winter in Italy made Vardy feel powerless.

For this game, Inter Milan still attaches great importance to it, although the strength of the three opponents in the group is generally not strong, but carelessly, the opponent has not tasted the ability to cause an upset, especially at their home stadium.

Inter's task is to secure the top spot in the group as early as possible and then move their energy to Serie A, where there is no point in dwelling with them.

Speaking of which, this CSKA Moscow team is in the same vein as Russian football in terms of overall style, with a concise and direct style of play, and the offensive and defensive defense is basically the three axes, but there is nothing particularly noteworthy.

And in CSKA Moscow, Vardy has no acquaintances, only Krasic is a familiar acquaintance, and it is known that he later joined Juventus.

Of course, the main thing is to be careful that the opponent plays too well at home.

However, I thought it would be a quiet game, but who would have thought that before the game started, there was a big accident.

He and his teammates took the bus to the home stadium of CSKA Moscow, and when they got off the bus to enter the stadium, Vardy realized that he had forgotten his player ID.

According to UEFA regulations, players in the Champions League must go through a document check to enter the stadium, otherwise they are not eligible to enter the stadium with the team.

Vardy didn't care too much at first, after all, bringing documents is to prove the identity of the player, can't he score the field by brushing his face?

Unexpectedly, the staff at CSKA Arena actually stopped Vardy.

The teammates looked at this scene curiously, but they didn't expect it.

"Documents!" The security guard stretched out his hand to Vardy with a blank face.

Vardy replied helplessly: "I forgot to bring it!" ”

How can I say that I am also the world footballer, as long as I have a little relationship with football, how can I not know myself!

So he felt that this Russian strong man would let himself in.

However, what answered him was the other party's indifferent expression.

"I'm sorry, I can't let you in without papers!"

Vardy asked suspiciously: "I'm Vardy, you don't know me?" ”

"Yes, why don't I know you?" The security guard smiled at this point, "It would be better if you could sign my name!" ”

Vardy smiled at his teammates and looked at him, he was well-known enough, and he could brush his face.

With the security guy signed, Vardy was about to head inside the pitch.

But as soon as he took a step, he was stopped by the security brother!

"You still want a group photo?" Vardy was stunned for a moment and said randomly: "No problem! ”

However, the security officer shook his head with a smile, and then said with a straight face: "I'm sorry, I still can't let you in because you didn't bring your player ID!" ”

Vardy's face collapsed, should he be so dedicated?

Do you think you're brainless, knowing who I am, just because of a small ID won't let me in?

Why are you more old-fashioned than the Germans and don't know how to be flexible?

At this time, the teammates who watched the excitement were about to burst into laughter, and it was rare to see Vardy deflated, how could he afford this accident after a misfortune!

However, at this time, Mancini knew the seriousness of the matter, and looking at the attitude of the security personnel, he knew that they would definitely strictly enforce the rules.

What World Footballer is not good, you will not be allowed to enter without a certificate!

Quickly asked the team staff to communicate with UEFA officials, and at the same time arranged a car to go back to the hotel immediately to Vardy's room to find documents, both pronged, less than two hours before the start of the game, if the problem cannot be solved before then, then Vardy is afraid that this game will really miss the game.

Although Inter Milan without Vardy is still a strong team, no one wants the game to suddenly have variables, and it is clear that nine out of ten can win the game, so Mao Yao is worried about it!

Vardy faced an iron-faced and selfless stadium security officer, and it was really a show to meet the soldiers, and it was impossible to explain the reason.

I guess this thing will be laughed at by those bastards for a lifetime!

Just when Vardy was embarrassed and helpless, Balotelli quietly pulled Vardy behind him.

"Otherwise, if you take my ID and go in, anyway, I don't have much chance of playing in this game, don't worry about me, I'll go back to the hotel and sleep!" Balotelli whispered to Vardy.

Vardy was instantly moved, and then gave Balotelli a .................. with tears in his eyes Burst!

"You're such an idiot, can I get in with your papers? Why am I so dark as you? ”

Of course, Vardy is not racist, but mainly by Balotellire.

At this point, the players had to go on the pitch to warm up, so Vardy had to wait alone outside the pitch with his staff.

Finally, the staff who went to the hotel to look for the documents came back and brought Vardy's documents, and sure enough, Vardy forgot about the hotel in a careless way.

It was only then that Vardy was finally able to walk onto the pitch and start warming up.