Seeing Vardy finally enter the stadium embarrassed, his teammates laughed again until their stomachs hurt, they had never seen such a thing after playing football for so many years.

Since Vardy's arrival, it feels like life has been a lot better, and what has been experienced in this little half season has even surpassed that of his entire career.

Of course, Vardy was upset, even if it was because of his own mistakes, but is it really necessary to be so serious on this issue?

Even though they have already recognized me, do they still have to ask me to go to the police station to issue a certificate that proves that "I am who I am"?

It really doesn't make sense.

Vardy was very unhappy, so he naturally wanted to vent his unhappiness on his opponent, so CSKA Moscow was unlucky!

Just two minutes into the game, Vardy and Stankovic combined on the right flank and smashed a left-footed shot straight into the CSKA Moscow goal, and the stadium was silent, unresponsive, and there were even many fans who didn't have time to enter the pitch.

I believe that when these fans walk into the stadium, they find that the team has fallen behind, and they don't know what kind of mood it will be.

Ten minutes later, Jamie Vardy played with Figo on the left and was brought down the line of the penalty area to create a well-placed free-kick.

Vardy took the penalty himself, and the full moon scimitar returned, and the ball made a terrible arc into the dead corner.

In less than 15 minutes, Inter Milan had a two-goal lead away from home, and the home fans felt as uncomfortable as flies.

Of course, if they knew that Jamie Vardy had only exploded because he was stopped off the pitch by stadium security, they wondered how they would have felt.

Towards the end of the first half, Jamie Vardy broke down the left and sent in an assist for Ibrahimovic, and Inter went into the break with a score of 3-0.

CSKA Moscow was completely powerless to fight back, and the quick and concise attacks had no penetrating power in front of Inter's veteran midfielders, and usually did not require a defensive line to play, and they were easily defused.

In the second half, CSKA Moscow had completely given up the counterattack and defended with all its might, just to lose a few fewer faces and look better, but Inter Milan did not intend to save face for them at all.

In the 67th minute, Jamie Vardy finally scored a hat-trick in front of the goal after receiving a cross from Figo, and it was then that his frustration was finally vented.

But CSKA Moscow is already about to cry, should it be so brutal?

The current Inter Milan is really unreasonable, whether in Serie A or the Champions League, it still maintains a proud record of all wins, and even the opponent is difficult to pose too much threat to Inter.

To say that in Serie A, except for Roma, Inter Milan has not encountered a decent opponent, and it is understandable that it is strong, but in the Champions League group stage, even if the opponent in the same group is not a giant, it is also an elite team in the major leagues, and it is also competing for Champions League qualification in Serie A.

But in front of Inter, you are still devastated, no matter who you are, you will be abused.

Inter Milan seems to have begun to appear in the image of the big demon king of football, and the gods retreat!

In the end, Inter Milan left Russia with a five-goal victory over CSKA Moscow.

Three consecutive wins in the Champions League group stage have given Inter a huge advantage in the group situation, and it may even be possible that if they win at home to CSKA Moscow in the next round, Inter may lock up the top spot in the group two rounds earlier, which is by no means an easy achievement.

If that is the case, then Inter can shift all their energy to Serie A by February, and maybe by the time the Champions League knockout rounds begin, Inter will have secured the Serie A title.

Of course, the fact that Vardy was stopped outside the stadium by the home security personnel in this game was also revealed by the media, which made the fans happy after dinner.

"Tease doesn't work, you can't even get into the court, and you won't be able to say you're a big star in the future!"

"Sure enough, the security system of the fighting nation is strong, and it is not easy for anyone to come!"

"I thought Vardy's tease would turn into a women's clothing boss to seduce him, it's really boring!"

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The first thing he did when he returned to Milan's home was to check the mail package, and his snake grass water arrived.

Of course, it wasn't for him to drink, he didn't have such a heavy taste, it was for Balotelli, and if he didn't teach that bastard a lesson, Vardy felt angry.

The next day, Vardy loaded a box of snake grass water into the car and drove it to the Inter training base.

The old janitor felt strange when he saw Vardy holding a box of water, and wondered in his heart, could it be that Inter is now so poor that even the players need to bring their own water to drink during training?

The teammates were also very puzzled, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Vardy's gourd.

Seeing Balotelli smile, Vardy opened the box and threw a bottle to Balotelli.

"Drink, it, and the grudge between us will be written off!"

Ba Shen fiddled with this bottle of snake grass water back and forth, although he couldn't understand the Chinese square characters, but he also knew that this thing was a commodity, and it was made to sell.

Vardy actually spared himself so easily and let himself drink?

How can I say that this is also a kind of drink, no matter how hard it is, it can't be drunk, after all, it is made to sell, it is too hard to drink, who will buy it?

The company is not bankrupt yet, right?

Without much thought, Balotelli thought that Vardy was just giving himself a step down, so he opened the bottle very simply, tilted his head and began to pour it into his mouth!

And then, there was no then!

Balotelli spat out as much as he put into his mouth, and then, even his breakfast gushed out of his stomach and threw up all over the ground.

At that moment, Balotelli felt as if his whole soul had been sublimated.

Probably, this is how it feels to ascend to heaven!

Balotelli swore that he had never drunk such unpalatable water since he was so old, was this thing poison?

The whole face was green, showing a poisoned color, if it wasn't for his good physique, I'm afraid Balotelli would have died of poison.

The rest of his team-mates have been in the mood to watch the excitement, and in their minds, this drink may not be unpleasant, I am afraid that Vardy just wants Balotelli to drink the whole box and pour a big belly.

But Balotelli's reaction startled them all.

Nima, what is this?

I actually vomited after taking a sip, and I really vomited!

Although Balotelli is young, he has always had a strong taste, and even he can't bear it?

Perhaps seeing the curiosity of his team-mates, Vardy smiled and reached out to make a gesture of please.

"You can also taste it, weakly alkaline water, good for health!"

Although they knew that Vardy had bad intentions, everyone was a little unbelieving, so everyone took a bottle of snake grass water and began to try.

Two minutes later, everyone's faces were green, and the whole locker room floor was full of filth, all of them vomited, and the whole thing became like hell on earth.

The power of the snake grass water made the entire Inter first team collapse.

The entire locker room was full of all kinds of F-headed scolding, eager to overturn the roof.

Mancini felt strange, pushed the door and walked into the dressing room, then was momentarily dumbfounded.

"Call an ambulance, everyone is poisoned!" I heard Mancini roar and ran out as fast as he could.

It's no wonder that Mancini reacted in this way, because the scene in front of him really didn't give him any other associations.

In the end, the whole morning's training was wasted, and the team members lay weakly in the physiotherapy room, feeling the different life that snake grass water brought to them.

Vardy didn't expect things to be so big, curiosity killed the cat, can he be blamed?

However, while the rest of the players were recovering for training in the afternoon, Vardy did not attend because he was almost beaten up before the others could start training, and Vardy was lying in the corner of the training ground moaning.

If it hadn't been for the lawn mower who had discovered him, I am afraid that a body would have been found here in two days.

However, surprisingly, because of Vardy's funny, the snake grass water actually spread on a small scale and slowly spread throughout Europe.

The reason for the spread is also very simple, the Inter players have a party, and the snake grass water has become a must-have, not for drinking, of course, but for tricks, or as a punishment for failing the game.

And then spread ten to hundred, and soon, the name of snake grass water has become known to everyone.

Of course, this reputation is not necessarily a good reputation, and when you think about the power of snake grass water, those who have tasted it are worse off than dead.

The manufacturer of Laoshan snake grass water never thought that the snake grass water, which was not very popular in China, actually began to become popular in Europe, and the export volume increased greatly, and it was about to become a national brand enterprise.

Vardy even felt that it would not be too much to ask for a little advertising money if he did not care about them.

It's just that what shocked Vardy for a while was that there were really people who could stand the taste of snake grass water, and they were so happy.

This man is none other than Thornton, the younger brother of Vardy's younger brother Balotelli.

Does this guy have a taste nervous system problem?

According to Balotelli, Thornton had ordered several meals of snake grass water to keep at home and drink it as water, and he had fallen in love with the taste.

Sure enough, the world is so big that Vardy feels that a person likes snakes and grass water as terrifyingly as he likes a man.

What's even more interesting is that at many parties, because Thornton poured snake grass and water and his face did not change, there were countless girls who were crazy about him, and this guy almost became a stallion.

Alas, species and species are different, probably Vardy and Thornton are not the same species, as for whether there is an evolutionary relationship between the two species, if you want to get the answer, you have to study "The Origin of Species" first.

However, Vardy felt that he was only Thornton after he had evolved, otherwise how could this thing be so resistant!