Vardy was so close in the process of sliding that he didn't have time to react!

When you see the ball coming at your head, you can't dodge it anymore!

Boom!

Although it was not a loud noise, the people around could hear it clearly, and it was still so clear and audible in the exclamations of the fans in the stadium. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Vardy was already full of Venus twinkling, golden light, as if he had arrived in Elysium.

Do you want to be so miserable?

It's okay to get a headshot by the opponent's goalkeeper, and now you two are here too?

And it's a combined force!

President, what are you doing with such a strong pass?

And lose you, dead fat, you can't hit such a ball, you can't lose the chicken, the most important thing is that even if you turn a corner, you have to blow my head, right?

Vardy felt the deep malice of the world towards him, and he really couldn't love it!

Lying on the lawn and looking at the sky, Vardy didn't want to get up anymore, never wanted to get up again!

Get up again and get a headshot!

I'm just lying here, and I'm capable of doing it so you too!

But before Vardy could play tricks, Rooney next to him had already rushed over and pressed Vardy down, and his excited face came over, as if he wanted to eat Vardy.

Go away!

I haven't settled accounts with you yet!

"You're a god today!" Rooney's expression is as if he can climax at any moment!

Vardy rolled his eyes, isn't he going to become a god today, he was shot twice in the head!

"You could really be the first guy ever to score two goals with your face in one game, I just don't know if it's my assist or Cristiano's!" Rooney seemed to be talking to himself.

Vardy was stunned again.

What do you mean?

Two goals with a face?

Turning his head, the Villarreal goalkeeper was squatting on the ground like a lost dog, and in the goal, there was a ball lying quietly.

Why am I scoring again?

Or did you get in with your face?

At this moment, Vardy didn't want to celebrate, but wanted to cover his face and cry!

But he found that his face was so swollen, it was so swollen that he couldn't cover his hands!

After the exclamations of the fans in the stands, they no longer know how to express their feelings, whether they should shout or applaud, so entangled!

The United players rushed over, and instead of stacking arhats, they lined up to help Vardy rub his face......

"Such a precious face, you must cherish it!"

"Well, protect your face, your face can score more than your feet!"

"Actually, I found that your swollen face looks pretty good, at least it's more handsome than before!"

......

Villarreal's players are looking at God as if they were looking at God, and if the two sides do it for real, they will not complain if they lose.

But if Vardy scored two goals with his face, it was not acceptable to everyone.

Although it looked like Vardy's face was swollen, they felt even more swollen!

Manchester United won them in such a way, how can they go out to meet people in the future!

Ferguson didn't feel sorry for Vardy's face, he felt that Vardy was really a lucky player, although he was funny, even if he wasn't funny, there was always an accident to find the door, but he could score, even with his face.

Isn't that exactly what United need?

Of course, Ferguson is also worried that Vardy will infect the whole Manchester United team, such a Manchester United, I'm afraid even he can't control it!

After this goal, the game may have ended here, Villarreal was two goals down, and was demoralized by Jamie Vardy's face, and there was no way to turn the tables around.

The rest of the time was dragged on both sides, with the unanimous expectation that the game would be over!

Vardy rubbed his face as he ran towards the less crowded area on the pitch, he was really scared!

He played football well and didn't tease, but he couldn't stand the accident and took the initiative to find the door, which made him unbearable!

Sounds like two goals with your face, which sounds great!

It can be put in another way - that is, the face is smothered twice!

Such a miserable thing happens to one person, I am afraid that this person can lose the purpose of life.

Can't I hide if I can't be provoked!

Jamie Vardy was genuinely scared of being whipped in the face by the ball again.

There is really no way to explain the accident, if it really happens, it is called inevitable!

His face was swollen and his target was bigger, and Vardy was really afraid that he would get another headshot, so he simply stopped playing!

And just like that, the game was over, and Vardy beat Villarreal with two goals, well, two goals with his face, to help United win the first game of the group stage.

These two facial goals also gave fans a myriad of topics to talk about.

'Jamie Vardy is a great top goalscorer, he can score in every part of his body!'

'After the birth of the best goal-scoring player, Vardy told everyone what the most goal-scoring face is!

"Vardy's face has been crit twice in a row, is this disfigurement or plastic surgery, why do I think it's more handsome when it's swollen?"

"In the past, Vardy was cheated on others, but today Vardy was cheated so badly, the most important thing is that Rooney and Ronaldo teamed up to give him a fatal blow, and he can't do without anyone!"

......

No one was the protagonist in today's game except Jamie Vardy.

This thing eavesdropped on the opponent's tactics twice in a row, although he didn't understand anything!

He scored two more shocking goals with his face, although neither of these goals were his own initiative!

Ferguson felt that if the protagonist Vardy did not attend the post-match press conference, the reporters would definitely rebel, so Ferguson called Vardy to go to the press conference together.

As soon as they sat down, before the managers of the two teams could speak, the reporters had already thrown the question at Vardy.

"Mr. Vardy, do you speak Spanish?"

"What are you trying to eavesdrop on the home team's tactics?"

"My face has been stuffed twice, which one hurts more?"

"If you had to choose, would you choose to score a goal after your face is smothered, or if you don't score a goal if your face is not smothered?"

"How do you feel about becoming the first player in world football to score consecutive goals with your face?"

......

Vardy rolled his eyes, and I thought it was MMP!

This group of unscrupulous journalists, isn't this rubbing salt in their own wounds!

Bastard!

Villarreal's press officer hurried to stop the frenzied reporters, and it was a short time before the press conference got to the point.

Ferguson's speech was decent, praising the performance of the players and praising the opponents, nothing new.

But Yellow Submarine coach Manuel Pellegrini doesn't have such a good temper.

"We had a chance to win this game, if it wasn't for Riquelme's injury, if it wasn't for Vardy's two face-scored dribbles, it would have been Villarreal who would have won, but unfortunately, obviously the opponent has better luck than us, why can't we have a striker who can score goals with his face!"

Vardy was shot, and so was Fran!

Vardy would love to tell him that I'm going to clean you up with my face and not with my golden feet, otherwise you don't know how badly you're going to lose!

Forlan says he's innocent and who can score with his face but Vardy!

The concubine can't do it!

In the following question-and-answer session, the reporters once again smashed a tidal wave of questions at Vardy, smashing Vardy's head wide.

"May I ask Mr. Vardy......"

"I refuse to answer this question!"

"May I ask Mr. Vardy......"

"I don't want to answer that question!"

"May I ask Mr. Vardy......"

"I don't want to answer this question!"

......

All passes, as long as it is a problem that stimulates himself, Vardy is silent, what do you like!

At this time, a reporter stood up and asked Vardy with a smile: "Mr. Vardy, I have a question from the fans here, I hope you can answer it!" ”

Questions for fans?

Vardy nodded!

"A: Shot in the head by the goalkeeper and then bounced back to score; B: Headshot at a teammate, then bounce to score; C: After the header is scored, the car is not braked, and the head hits the goalpost; D: Got smothered by the goalkeeper on Tintin and then bounced back to score! Please give your answer! ”

"I refuse... Uh, I can answer that question! Vardy groaned.

This question is a bit too tricky, all four options surprise me, and every ending is tragic!

However, the lesser of the four evils, Vardy can choose one that is not serious!

The first two options are my own personal experience in this game, obviously option B is not so serious, option C, it hurts to think about it, I'm afraid it hurts more than being directly shot by the opponent's goalkeeper!

As for option D, let's not talk about whether you can rebound and score a goal after smothering Ding Ding, just this kind of pain, you must not be able to stand it, this is the rhythm of cutting off your children and grandchildren!

So, the answer is already obvious!

"I chose B because I experienced it myself, although it hurts, but at least I can bear it!"

Most of the reporters nodded their heads, and if they were given a choice, they would probably give the same answer!

But the reporter who asked the question stood up again and said to Vardy with a strange expression: "Excuse me, Mr. Vardy, this is not a multiple-choice question, but a ranking question!" ”

Get out of here!

Vardy can't wait to smash the microphone directly!

The reporters burst into laughter, and even Ferguson and Peigong couldn't help but laugh, Vardy was played badly!

After a press conference, Vardy was tortured enough that he vowed never to come to this kind of place again!

On the plane back to Manchester, Vardy closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Although he contributed his handsome face in this game, at least the team won, which is the most important thing.

If Vardy's memory is not wrong, then United have not done much in the Champions League this season, playing straight home at the end of the group stage and being kicked into the UEFA Cup.

Now, an away win over the group's strongest opponents is undoubtedly an important victory for United on the way out.

Vardy is here, I dare not say that I will win the championship directly with Manchester United, but at least the group is still to qualify, if the group does not qualify, then what difference does it make if Vardy does not come?

Where is his value?