Where am I?

Shouldn't I be competing?

Just now... I think I've been hit by a ball!

Vardy was confused and felt dizzy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Seeing Vardy open his eyes, the Manchester United team doctor held out a finger in front of Vardy, "What is this?" ”

Vardy's face is full of black lines, do you think I'm stupid?

"I look like chicken feet, if you don't take it away, will you believe it or not, I'll gnaw it directly?"

The team doctor was so frightened that he quickly retracted his hand.

This is a very important thing, and at his age, he can only rely on his fingers at night, so there is no room for error!

"Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel a headache? ”

Vardy was also speechless, why is the team doctor a little guilty of every team!

Well, Vardy thought of the beautiful team doctor who used to be at Everton, although Vardy and her are very similar, she is also very two, but at least it looks pleasing to the eye, it is better than the sloppy old man in front of him!

The team-mates rallied around Vardy with concern, as if they were holding a memorial service for Vardy.

Vardy patted his ass and got up from the stretcher.

Ferguson walked over and looked Vardy up and down, finally relieved.

"It's unlucky to get a headshot, but scoring goals is the best reward, can you keep playing?" After speaking, Ferguson looked at the team doctor inquiringly.

Vardy nodded busily, "Of course I can continue to play, you see, I don't have anything to do!" ”

After saying that, Vardy grabbed the corners of his shorts, stood on tiptoe, and spun around like a girl, but such a girl will make people vomit!

This time it was Ferguson's turn to have black lines all over his face.

But he also knew that Vardy was really fine, he could tease him, and he would definitely be fine!

And Vardy was still thinking about Ferguson's words just now, "scoring goals is the best reward", what does it mean?

Looking at the scoreboard on the field, I found that the score had become 0:1, and Manchester United, who was playing away, was ahead.

Who scored the goal?

After being shot in the head, someone quickly grabbed the second drop point and then broke the goal?

Wow, sacrificing so much to make a wedding dress for someone else, this is really unbalanced in Vardy's heart!

But before he could complain, Rooney had already run over and hugged him.

"Your goals are so beautiful, I often see headers scored, but it's the first time I've seen you score with your face!"

Ronaldo also smiled ill-willedly, "Well, in fact, I should learn from you how to score goals with my face, but I'm a little afraid of pain, and more importantly, I'm afraid of swollen face!" ”

Vardy was stunned and scored with his face?

Could it be that the ball flew directly into the goal after giving him a headshot just now?

This......

Vardy didn't even know what to say!

His mood was as if he had been crushed by 10,000 elephants, chaotic!

I want to cry without tears, I work so hard, I have scored goals with my face, and if the club doesn't give me bonuses, I'm sorry for my handsome face.

The Villarreal fans in the stands were depressed because the team was behind, but they were still crying and laughing more.

Manchester United scored in such a way, and they felt that it was not unacceptable......

The only one who is worse than dead now is Villarreal's goalkeeper, who was still fantasizing about being able to become a super goalkeeper one second ago, but the next second, the opponent gave himself a goal with his face, and this goal was largely blamed on himself.

Looking at his feet, Vieira wanted to chop them off himself.

Nima, don't you want to be so accurate!

You can shoot your head with a big kick casually, and then you score a goal directly, and you have GPS on your feet!

He already feels that he has nothing to love in life, so it is better to hit the goalpost and die!

All the fans who watched the game were also stunned.

'I really don't know if I should sympathize with the submarine goalkeeper or go with Vardy!'

'Vardy has scored with his feet, scored with his head, scored with his knees, scored with his hands, and today showed his face to score, so Vardy is only one step away from scoring with Tintin! I hope to see this scene soon! ”

"Vardy is a man who is good at creating miracles, Manchester United played for so long without scoring and was solved by Vardy with a face!"

"This tease is going to lead the trend again, look at it, from today onwards, there will definitely be more and more goals with your face!"

......

Vardy walked back onto the pitch and rubbed his face that felt it was already swollen, and Vardy wanted to cry!

The price of this goal is too great!

The Villarreal players all looked dog-shy, but there was a hint of respect and pity in their eyes when they looked at Vardy.

Yes, this kind of fearless spirit of scoring goals with your face is really not available to ordinary people!

Just think about it, they feel pain for Vardy!

After the game restarted, Villarreal suddenly changed their style of play, and they were not willing to lose at home, so the whole team stepped up their attack.

It was a difficult period for United, with all three midfielders returning to the box to help defend under extreme pressure after Villarreal erupted, while Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo also returned to the front of the box.

Only Vardy, still near midfield, was busy rubbing his face, it hurt so much!

In the midst of his sadness, Vardy was glad that he felt that he should have written a thank you letter to the Villarreal goalkeeper for not blowing his mouth directly, otherwise it would be hard to say how many teeth he would have left.

Explained with classical relativity and Confucianism, considering a series of influencing conditions such as strength, friction, wind speed, etc., if you burst your mouth, then... Well, Vardy admits that he doesn't read much and can't count!

If it was a little more tragic and directly hit his own sensitive parts, then he would definitely not be able to jump around on the field now.

Therefore, a thank you letter is a must, and even a pennant of "People's Defender" is added......

Well, as a thank you, I'll score you one more goal!

Vardy thinks he's one of the kinds, isn't he?

Just when Vardy was paddling the pitch, Manchester United broke the ball at the back, and Ronaldo and Rooney had already spread their feet and launched a charge when everyone didn't react, leaving Villarreal's defense behind them.

Vardy was a little slower to react, but he was further forward, so by the time he started, the three were already running side by side towards Villarreal's hinterland.

Cristiano Ronaldo dribbled the ball on the right flank, rushed forward, Vardy was behind Rooney, and as long as Ronaldo could pass the ball, then he could immediately form a terrible situation of double ghost shooting.

Although the president really wants to perform by himself and come to a long-distance run, since the death of his father, he has grown a lot, restrained his willfulness, and understood what a sense of responsibility is.

The team's one-goal lead is not safe, the back line is precarious, and if he scores a goal on the counter-attack at this time, he can almost seal the victory, so he really can't do it himself.

So, Ronaldo passed the ball and crossed the middle with a low flat ball.

Rooney was overjoyed, his running position was just habitual, and he didn't expect Ronaldo, a tsundere teenager, to really choose to pass.

Looking at the trajectory of the ball, Rooney threw himself out in the sprint, a sliding tackle, as long as he touched the ball, he dared to guarantee that he would score 100% of the goal!

Villarreal's defence has lost its restraint on Wayne Rooney and Vardy, and there is no way to stop it, only to watch the desperate scene and pray for a miracle.

Rooney yelled, he had already touched the ball!

Let me in!

Goal！

Rooney's heart was so hot that he felt like he was about to jump out.

Since Vardy's arrival at Manchester United, the already slightly bloated forward line has exploded again, and everyone's playing time has to be compressed and compressed.

Although Rooney and Vardy have a good relationship, that doesn't mean Rooney doesn't want to compete with Vardy.

Vardy did not go through an adaptation period at all, and directly continued last season's impressive performance, scoring consecutive goals, not only the team's top scorer, but also the Premier League's top scorer.

How could such Vardy make Rooney without a sense of crisis!

Therefore, Rooney also wants to prove himself by constantly scoring goals, and he is still the golden boy of England!

Let no one stop me!

I'm just going to score!

The cry from the bottom of my heart seems to have broken through the sky!

It's just that, in many cases, just because you're good doesn't mean you're really good.

Perhaps it was Rooney's wish-making cry that frightened a certain god who was responsible for fulfilling mortal wishes, so a sad scene appeared!

Although Rooney's foot touched the ball, after the ball changed direction, it did not fly towards the goal, but bounced a little, from a low flat ball to a low flight, and continued to cross in front of the goal!

At this moment, Rooney was as uncomfortable as eating poop, completely petrified!

Thief God!

It's harder to hit this goal than to score!

You actually kicked the ball away?

I don't want to live!

Rooney had already thought about it, and after getting up from the ground, he hit the goalpost headfirst and died!

Well, take the Villarreal goalkeeper with him, he must have wanted to die just now!

The exclamations in the stands had just diminished due to Rooney's low-level mistake, but they suddenly increased suddenly, as if they could pierce people's eardrums.

Rooney subconsciously turned his head and saw the scene of making himself spray rice!

Wayne Rooney threw himself out to make a sliding tackle in order to grab a point, as did Jamie Vardy behind him.

Although Vardy felt that Rooney would be able to steal the spot, the instinct of a goalscorer still made him throw himself out and make a sliding tackle, and if Rooney did miss the ball, he would be able to complete the follow-up shot.

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared, and this sentence still makes a lot of sense!

But what Vardy never expected was that Rooney didn't score, but he changed the direction of the ball slightly, and he overshoveled!

What's worse is that his head is like a magnet, attracting the ball to shoot himself in the head again......