Chapter 168: Come and Satisfy Me

With Jamie Vardy's trifecta, Everton stunned the entire European football world with a complete home win over Premier League leaders Chelsea!

Who is Chelsea?

With a super rich team and a super invincible coach, a strong sweep of the Premier League, a rare opponent, the Champions League is also like a bamboo, all kinds of crushing, is one of the most terrible teams in European football, if it were not for the lack of too strong historical background, it must have been regarded as a super giant!

And such a Blues that are almost invincible all over the world were defeated by Everton at Goodison Park. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Or it's not appropriate to say that, it should be said that he was defeated by Vardy alone!

What super giants like Manchester United, Arsenal and Liverpool failed to do, Vardy did it alone!

It was an incredible night!

The Times: God incarnated Vardy single-handedly crushed Chelsea, it was an epic game!

The Daily Telegraph: Supernova shines in the UK, and the Three Lions have a bright future!

The Mirror: Inspirational Vardy completes the most glorious battle of his life, Chelsea is slaughtered!

Les Echos: Great night, great Vardy!

The Sun: A hat-trick against super giants Chelsea couldn't steal the limelight from Vardy's comedy, and peeing in the middle of the game shocked the world!

A small advertisement on a telephone pole: If you want to treat the same prostate disease as Vardy, please go to Liverpool Blue Sky Hospital, no medicine and no surgery, it will be effective in three minutes, and it will be invalid for a refund.

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And the reaction of the fans was also boiling.

"Which one is the real Vardy? Is it the one who swaggered across the street with tomatoes? Or a crazy hat-trick against Chelsea? Or the second cargo who suddenly ran to pee in the middle of the game? ”

"I said there must be something wrong with this game, Vardy is not funny, then is it still Vardy, even if he beats Vardy alone, he is also a funny!"

'It's a shame that Vardy didn't pee directly on the turf, I'd love to see how long he's like!'

"Then if you win, you will be very confident!"

"No, I'm a woman!"

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Overall, Jamie Vardy scored a hat-trick against Chelsea and knocked down a super team by himself, and the fans were shocked!

But everyone is still more interested in Vardy running to pee, and obviously, the fans have been led astray by Vardy's teasing!

Still, Vardy became the hero of the whole city, oh no, half of the city, a sacred place in the hearts of all Everton fans.

As for the Liverpool fans in the city, they already hate Vardy!

After this epic victory, Everton surpassed Arsenal and became the leader of the Premier League standings.

Even Chelsea failed to take advantage of Everton, so can't it be said that Everton are a strong team?

It's really interesting to say, Everton has completely played the role of Chelsea's killer this season, four times they have met, Chelsea have drawn two and lost two, and they really didn't take advantage of it at all!

Mourinho felt he needed to see Everton take a detour in the future, this was his destined nemesis!

And Jamie Vardy also jumped to second place in the scorer list with this hat-trick, which was simply surprisingly speechless.

Before you know it, everyone realizes that Vardy has scored so many goals!

Seventeen goals have been scored in 27 games, just one less goal than Arsenal's superstar Thierry Henry, who is at the top of the scorers' charts!

This is still the performance of a newcomer, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a super shooter!

After all, it is not the time for Melo to jointly brush the scorer list data to Mars, and the vast majority of forwards will not be able to reach such goal data in their lifetime.

And, more crucially, Vardy has made far fewer appearances than Thierry Henry, who has been even more efficient in scoring goals.

This has to be amazing!

Ferguson regretted that if Vardy had not been loaned to Everton, then it would have been Manchester United who had bloodied Chelsea!

Where do you have to fight for a Champions League place now?

The league title is already in hand!

However, it is still too late to regret it, and all he has to do is get Vardy back as soon as the season is over.

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Vardy was full of doubts at this time, although he should already have the strength of a first-class star with the assistance of the system, even if he was in good shape, he would not collapse Chelsea alone!

This made him very puzzled.

But in the end, he found the answer in the system!

People can always burst into full potential when life and death are at stake, and Jamie Vardy is like that in the game!

In that game, Vardy was at full 120 per cent to be so dominant.

However, as soon as the game ended, he immediately languished and returned to his normal state.

It's hard to get into such a state, and if Vardy hadn't thought he was dead, he wouldn't have played so well!

Well, no matter what, there are gains and losses, even if you pee on the court once, but you win the game, the result is perfect!

Jamie Vardy scored a hat-trick in the game, the team scored three points, and with the unsuspenseful Man of the Match award, Vardy received a total of seven dollars, which was his biggest ever gain.

The only pity is that he didn't get trait points in this game, which made Vardy unhappy!

He's peeing in the game, could there be anything funnier than that?

The system's explanation made Vardy speechless for an instant, this is the punishment of the system, not Vardy's initiative to tease, if Vardy does this next time, then the system will definitely send him a red envelope!

Will you pee next time?

Vardy shuddered to think about it!

Forget it, I don't want this point!

Entering the store, Vardy did not hesitate to buy a piece of the offensive trait fragment, and this time, with six pieces, he could synthesize a new offensive trait!

God forbid, give me a free kick trait!

It's not that Vardy is pretentious, it's mainly that after scoring a brace from a free-kick in the game against Manchester City, everyone thought he was a free-kick master and always asked him to take free-kicks.

He knew he was going to be a fart free kick!

So every time at this time, he was embarrassed and refused to take a free kick on the grounds that he was not in good shape.

Although he has begun to practice free kicks, where is the high-end skill of free kicks so easy to master?

In order to avoid further embarrassment in the future, and at the same time to give yourself one more goal-breaking skill, it is still necessary to have a free kick feature!

Come on, system, I'm ready!

Come and satisfy me!