Chapter 180: Funeral (3)

But I saw a large poster posted on the wall near the customs, which read: The funeral of the fifth comrade will be held at 10 a.m. on June 18 at the city stadium, and those who attend the funeral will have the opportunity to win a million prizes! Organizers: Relatives and friends on the fifth day of junior high school.

There is also a black and white photo of Chu Wu on it.

"I'm rubbing, what's going on? I'm not dead! Besides, even if I die, is there such a funeral? Funeral at the City Stadium? Attending a funeral with a raffle? Is this a memorial service, or a product launch? ”

At this time, a passer-by passed by, glanced at the photo on the poster, and then at Chu Wu, with a somewhat puzzled expression.

Chu Wu hurriedly borrowed Lin Xin's sunglasses and put them on.

"Whoever has a phone, I'll make a call." Chu Wudao.

"Our mobile phones can't be used, and the mobile phone card is still a card from the Holy Spirit Kingdom, and it can't be used in Huaxia." Sophia Road.

At this time, Pear Blossom spoke: "Chu Wu, is that friend of yours deliberately concealing the report?" ”

"Nine times out of ten." Chu Wu paused, and said lightly: "However, Tang Lei is not my friend, it's just that we stayed in the orphanage together." There are no such despicable people among my friends. ”

He collected his emotions, and then said lightly: "Let's go, let's go and see this funeral." ”

"Huh?"

Chu Wu smiled: "Didn't you see what was written on this?" Mega millions. What are we most lacking right now? Money. ”

When everyone heard this, they all felt that what they said was reasonable.

Afterwards, everyone came to the city stadium together.

The sound of suona was heard from afar.

It's normal for a funeral to have suona sounds, but, damn it, what's the situation with such a cheerful rhythm?

Pear Blossom glanced at Chu Wu, and then said, "That, Chu Wu, isn't your popularity very bad?" What do I think, it's not like a funeral, it's more like a villain hanging, everyone laughing, singing and dancing? ”

"This..."

Chu Wu was also choked.

Onyx glanced at Chu Wu and said, "Chu Wu, if you don't have the money to pay the commission, our contract will end here, right?" ”

"I'm rubbing, can you not be so realistic? Isn't the slogan of the Elven Sect 'Warm the world with love'? ”

"You're not an Elven cultist."

Chu Wu: ...

It makes sense.

"Alright, let's go in and see which Minotaur is messing around." After Chu Wu finished speaking, he took the lead and walked towards the entrance of the city stadium.

At the entrance to the Municipal Stadium, there were several people doing greetings.

"Chu Wu, do you know those welcomes?" Rika whispered.

"How can you not know? They are all friends in the orphanage. ”

Chu Wu glanced at it, but he didn't see Tang Lei, nor did he see Chen Feiyang, who borrowed his disc and didn't return it.

As soon as he approached the cemetery, a young man immediately greeted him and handed Chu Wu a piece of paper: "Brother, you are also here to attend Chu Wu's funeral, right?" ”

The name of the speaker is Huang Wenzheng, who left the orphanage as an adult, and after several twists and turns, he is now helping people collect protection money, which can be regarded as a little Luo on the road.

"Ahem. Uh, yes. Chu Wu changed his voice.

"Did you know the fifth year of junior high school before?"

"I don't know, I'm here to see the poster." Chu Wudao.

"It's okay, it's a friend when you come. Please come in, please come in. By the way, what I'm giving you is the funeral process. ”

Chu Wu's eyes swept wide, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

1. Guest check-in

2. Opening remarks by the moderator

3. Speeches by representatives of relatives and friends

4. Cabaret

5. Quiz with prizes

6. Say goodbye to the fifth day of the new year

"There is a prize competition..."Chu Wu had a black line on his face: "This special code is really not a product launch conference?" ”

Chu Wu was really broken now.

If it weren't for the black-and-white posthumous photo on the poster, he would almost have wondered if it was the funeral of the guy with the same name.

"Sister Momo will let them mess around?"

The crowd then entered the Municipal Stadium together.

In the open space of the cemetery, there are a lot of desserts and fruits, as well as fruit drinks and red wine, in short, there is a lot of variety.

"It looks delicious." Lin Xin chuckled.

"When you say that, I suddenly feel a little hungry." Sophia chuckled.

Then the people began to eat the fruit.

Chu Wu was not in the mood to eat.

It's weird.

"Am I on the wrong set? This special code doesn't look like a funeral. ”

However, at this moment, he saw Lin Momo wearing filial piety clothes...

(End of chapter)