Chapter 181: Funeral (4) - Grave Jumping
Among the bunch of all kinds of fancy clothes, Lin Momo's white filial piety dress is particularly conspicuous.
The folk customs are different all over the country, and in some places, when the younger brother dies, the elder sister also has to wear filial piety clothes. However, in this place of Cloud City, according to local customs, only when the elders die, the younger generations will wear filial piety clothes, and if the peers die, they do not need to wear filial piety clothes.
But at Chu Wu's funeral memorial service, Lin Momo appeared in a white filial piety dress.
Moreover, unlike the joy of the people around her, Lin Momo was very silent. When someone greeted her, she just nodded.
At this time, Rika came over.
"Who is that beauty?"
"Hey." Chu Wu sighed lightly, and then said lightly: "It's Sister Momo." ”
"Wow, no wonder you're obsessed, big beauty."
Chu Wu glanced at Pear Blossom: "Don't sarcastically mock me." The baby is very unhappy right now. You say, what the hell is going on at this funeral? ”
"There will definitely be instructions. Well? Everyone is starting to move towards the auditorium of the sports center, shall we go over too? "Rika Road.
"Hmm."
After arriving at the auditorium.
Wow, it's crowded.
However, don't think that they are all here to mourn Chu Wu, the vast majority of people are here to draw lotteries.
Chu Wu swept around and saw Tang Lei this time.
He sat in the first row.
I still didn't see Chen Feiyang.
I didn't see Cao Baobao's figure either.
"Chu Wu, where are you sitting?" Rika said again.
Chu Wu's eyes flickered.
After a while, he said, "First row." ”
"Huh?"
Chu Wu didn't say anything, walked directly to the first row, and then sat down beside Tang Lei.
Chu Wu didn't change his appearance, but he was wearing big sunglasses and a mask, and he couldn't see his appearance at all.
Tang Lei glanced at Chu Wu and didn't say anything.
After a while, a man took the stage with a microphone.
It was Chen Feiyang.
"Ahem." Chen Feiyang coughed lightly twice, and then said: "I am Chen Feiyang, a friend of the fifth year of junior high school, and I served as the host of Comrade Chu Wu's memorial service. First of all, I would like to welcome everyone to the memorial service of Comrade Chu Wu, and I would like to express my gratitude to all of you on behalf of Chu Wu's relatives and friends. Secondly, I would like to explain why we have such a memorial service. ”
He swallowed his saliva and said, "I remember a long time ago, the fifth day of junior high school told me: if he dies one day, I don't want everyone to grieve because of his death. He felt that the death that left his family and friends sad was very regrettable. Therefore, this memorial service, we want to hold a festive, lively, joyful..."
At this time, Chu Wu suddenly raised his hand.
"Huh? What do you want to say, brother? Chen Feiyang said.
"I want to ask, what about the dead?" Chu Wu changed his voice.
"The body of the fifth year of the first month is in the Holy Spirit Kingdom, and you also know that we can't enter that country, so the body..."
"Second question, how did Chu Wu die?" Chu Wu said again.
Chen Feiyang glanced at Tang Lei.
Tang Lei got up, walked to the rostrum, took the microphone from Chen Feiyang's hand, glanced at everyone, and said: "The body of the fifth day of the first month is what I saw with my own eyes. As for the reason... It seems that he was beaten to death because of a dispute over prostitution. ”
Chu Wu: ...
"Damn, Tang Lei, Tang Lei, I didn't find out that you were so good at making up stories before. This special code has a super-notch ability to splash dirty water. ”
Rika couldn't help but hide her face and smile.
"He was killed in a prostitution dispute, well, it's quite in line with that guy's fate."
Onyx said expressionlessly: "Well, I feel the same way." ”
Sophia smiled and didn't say anything.
After Tang Lei finished speaking, everyone in the hall also burst into laughter.
The atmosphere of the memorial service suddenly became lively.
Tang Lei looked at Chu Wu again and said, "Is there anything else this brother wants to ask?" ”
"It's gone." Chu Wu's eyes flickered, and he didn't say anything more, and sat down directly.
Pear Blossom approached Chu Wu and said softly, "I was killed in a prostitution dispute... Hey. ”
"Shut up, hey hey hey anymore."
Pear:...
At this time, Chen Feiyang said again: "Next, I would like to invite the representatives of Chu Wu's relatives and friends to speak. ”
There was only sporadic applause.
But when the delegate took the stage, the audience immediately became a sensation.
"It's Lin Momoye!"
"Don't you know? This guy who hung up is Lin Momo's fiancé. ”
"Damn, I don't know. Hang well! ”
"Yes. Momo belongs to all the men of Cloud City, why let him enjoy it exclusively. ”
"With such a beautiful fiancée, and still going to prostitution, the scumbag should be damned. This memorial service should be a little more festive! ”
"Agreed."
"Agreed."
...
Chu Wu lazily ignored these gloating voices, and just quietly looked at Lin Momo, who was dressed in white.
Lihua and the others also looked at Lin Momo.
Although they also guessed that Chu Wu's ex-fiancée should be a beauty, they didn't expect it to be such a beautiful stunner.
Even if it is placed in the kingdom of holy elves with beautiful women, Lin Momo's appearance is definitely on the top.
Unlike others, Lin Momo's face did not have a trace of pleasure, and there was also a red lion in her eyes, obviously crying.
She stood at the front desk, and after a moment of silence, she stroked the long hair in front of her forehead, and then said, "I am Lin Momo, the sister of the fifth year of junior high school." Many people have probably heard that I am also the fiancée of the fifth year of junior high school. I'm standing here today, actually, I don't know what to say. ”
Lin Momo hung her head slightly, bit her lip, and fell silent again.
And with Lin Momo's sadness, the audience gradually quieted down.
Chen Feiyang stood aside, his eyes were also a little red.
In fact, in this funeral with the theme of joy, except for those who came to join in the fun, those friends and relatives of Chu Wu really did not have any happiness from the heart, Tang Lei was probably an exception.
After about a minute of silence, Lin Momo raised her head and bowed deeply: "I'm sorry." ”
Then he ran off the stage.
Chen Feiyang sighed lightly, he collected his emotions and came to the center of the stage again.
"Then let's move on to the third one, cabaret. It was Chu Wu's favorite 'hip swinging dance' during his lifetime. ”
Ahem!
Chu Wu choked directly.
"Damn, Chen Feiyang, you deliberately messed with Lao Tzu!"
However, Chu Wu did not deny what Chen Feiyang said.
He really likes 'hip dancing'.
His favourite, though, is 'striptease'.
"Fortunately, Chen Feiyang still has a brain, so he didn't invite the striptease dancer over."
At this time, Chen Feiyang said again: "There is one thing, I am ashamed. In fact, Chu Wu's favorite dance is striptease. However, now in a harmonious society, dancing striptease in the city sports center is really a bit of a thing. Therefore, I can only settle for the next best thing and ask someone to dance the hip dance. Come, everyone warmly welcomes the Yuncheng No. 1 Hip Dance Song and Dance Troupe to bring you a performance, no, it's a performance for Chu Wu! ”
The audience applauded thunderously.
Then, a group of scantily clad women took the stage one after another and began to perform a passionate hip dance!
In a sense, this is also a 'grave jump', right?
And Chu Wu couldn't raise his head under the eyes of Pear Blossom, Onyx and Sophia...
(End of chapter)