Yu Xian initiated a thought in his mind, and a light curtain that only he could see instantly appeared in front of him:

Random quest generation!

【Salted fish that suddenly turned over】

Requirements: After being considered a nearly hopeless salted fish by more than 3,000 people, the host suddenly goes on a week, causing at least 3,000 people to have a change in their impression of your salted fish.

Reward: One entry to the draw.

"Hey, this seems to be very simple." Yu Xian was immediately interested after reading the quest requirements, but when he saw the reward, he couldn't help but look gloomy - this was the worst random quest reward he had ever seen.

Do you? Don't you do it?

Let's do it, after all, mosquito legs are also meat.

"Wait!" Yu Xian's mind suddenly flashed, "It seems to ...... This random quest can be played at the same time as the previous one. ”

……

"Print one copy and make a copy, right?"

"Yes."

"A total of sixty-seven yuan, cash or WeChat, Alipay?"

"Uh...... WeChat bar. Yu Xian couldn't help but feel a little hurt when he heard the price, although he was not short of this little money now, but after all, he was not a rich man, and he had never lived a life of lavish spending.

To put it in layman's terms, even if Yu Xian's extra 800,000 yuan (after tax) on his card is tenfold again, he is more inclined to eat beer and beer skewers at food stalls than Michelin-made special meals.

[No wonder there are print shops everywhere, and these stores are all raised by the smelly and long contracts of companies like Kucat Music, right?] 】

complained and complained, Yu Xian still skillfully operated the mobile phone and crossed the fee through WeChat.

"Okay." The owner of the print shop couldn't help but smile when he saw the page of receiving the transfer on his mobile phone, and then turned around and lightly clicked the mouse, and the "big guy" connected to the computer began to buzz, spitting out the warm white paper printed with black letters.

The owner of the printing shop took out a pack of cigarettes from the drawer, took out two, put one on his mouth, and handed the other to Yu Xian: "Young man, come on?" ”

"Oh, no need...... Yu Xian waved his hand and declined, he didn't smoke, and because of his body, he was still sensitive to the smell of smoke.

"Oh, good." The owner of the print shop smiled, returned the cigarette to the case, took out the lighter from the breast pocket of his clothes, lit the cigarette in his mouth, and began to smoke.

The noise emitted by the printer is getting louder and louder, and at the same time, it is slower and slower to spit out paper.

Obviously, this printer is the kind of age that should have been eliminated a long time ago.

Yu Xian regretted it a little, knowing that he had decided to sign the contract, so he simply printed the contract at school. The school side is at a low price, and one is only a dime, unlike the printing shop downstairs of my house, which is laborious and expensive.

On top of that, due to the delay and sluggishness of the printer, Yu Xian had to stay in this smoky room all the time.

You say hold your breath? You hold it for a few minutes in a row to see, sooner or later you can't stand it and you have to gasp for a while, it's okay.

"Ding Dong!"

"Huh?" The prompt tone of the text message received on the mobile phone suddenly sounded, and Yu Xian clicked on it to see that it was a message from Fanyu.

"Brother Salted Fish, "The Voice of China" is expected to broadcast the audition during the Chinese New Year, so the recording of the show will start in about half a month. I'll give you a registration form first, you can fill it out according to the form, and I can help you apply for registration. ”

"Oh? I haven't sent the contract yet. Yu Xian couldn't help but be happy when he received the message, and immediately clicked on the second short message sent by Fanyu, that is, the download link of the registration form.

Anyway, it will take a while to wait for the printer to finish printing slowly, and it is idle to be idle, so it is better to fill in a part now.

Name? Yu Xian.

Gender? Man.

Biography? Hmm—I'm a big salted fish.

More than three Chinese songs (need to fully show your voice characteristics and suit your personal emotions.) ）？

Just go home and hand in the three songs that were uploaded to Cool Cat Music.

The state of life and the state of emotion?

has a sister and a house, and both parents are busy. Emotionally-single Wang.

……

"Okay, there's still a copy left." The owner of the print shop said with a cigarette in his mouth, and a large cloud of smoke was spewed out from his mouth, which made Yu Xian choke a little.

"Yo, I didn't look carefully just now, but I didn't expect it to be a contract for Cool Cat Music. Yes, little one, are you a singer? ”

"Uh-he-he, singing and playing occasionally." Yu Xian felt a little unbearable the smell of smoke, and waved his hand to ask the print shop owner to quickly put the paper in, finish the contract as soon as possible, and leave the smoky room as soon as possible.

In order to distract himself, Yu Xian took a few pictures and sent them back to Fanyu by MMS after filling them out roughly, and attached a sentence: "Is it okay to fill in this way?" ”

A minute later.

After enduring the harsh environment for a minute, Yu Xian finally received a reply.

Because the minute I spent was uncomfortable and painful, as if this minute was longer than half an hour.

Yu Xian clicked on the text message with a little expectation, but unfortunately the content of the reply made Yu Xian's brows tighten.

"Anything else is so-so, what is written in the column of life state and emotional state? Rewrite! ”

[Huh? That's right, this kind of thing should be considered more formal, and you can't fill it in this way. 】

Yu Xian shrugged helplessly, too lazy to send another screenshot MMS, and directly edited a text message and sent it back: "My parents are busy with work, and I live with my sister at home." Currently single. ”

"Why don't you understand what I mean?" Fanyu's reply this time was almost a second reply.

"Huh? What do you mean? Isn't the language a little more formal? ”

"Big brother, you are signing up for the singer talent competition, not signing up for the blind date show!"

"Uh...... What I'm writing is true. Yu Xian looked at the text message and was slightly puzzled.

"Look at the bracketed sentence above: 'It needs to be a good expression of your voice and fit your personal feelings.'" Let's not discuss the three songs you are going to upload with the theme of pretending to be forced and in line with the Internet style, you must at least fill in the emotions of this person. ”

"I don't read much, you can be more clear." Yu Xian was a little stunned when he saw Fanyu's reply from a hammer in the east and a stick in the west.

"Well, let me tell you so. The audition was fine, first the mentor selected, and then a little inquiry. However, the qualifiers are different, each contestant plays a VCR about his emotional experience or life situation before singing, and then he should start singing with the content or emotional tone of the VCR. You're not attractive at all, you're not explosive at all, how can you attract the audience? How to win the favor of mentors and judges? ”

"What do you mean...... Do I have to make up a story? ”

"Hey, you've finally got the hang of it!"

"Tsk, isn't this a singer talent show? Why do you still have to play this routine? Could it be that if you become a singer, you must be a joker? ”