Chapter 67: Na, the joke you want

Inside Cool Cat Music.

Fanyu sat in front of the computer, looking at the reply text message that Yu Xian had just sent, his eyebrows furrowed, and he sighed.

"Alas, forget it, it's no wonder, after all, it's just a little kid who is just twenty years old, how can he understand these truths."

Fan Yu took several sets of deep breaths in a row, and after calming down, he moved his hands on the keyboard again:

"It's precisely because "The Voice of China" is a talent show that it has to be played like this! Do you think that the name of the show is 'The Voice' and it only focuses on The Voice? Great impossible! The draft draft is to show off when choosing newcomers! Why is "The Voice of China" popular? Why is "I Am a Singer" popular? And the state-sanctioned "CCTV Young Singer Grand Prix" has been stopped for many years? Because the latter is purely about music, performing and displaying music, while the first two are more diverse and close to the people, not only a competition, but also an idol style, which is the inevitable result of the development of entertainment driven by the trend. ”

Yu Xian received the text message, and after reading it in one breath, he suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck.

"There is no hole in your words, and I am speechless." Yu Xian replied.

"Wake up, kid! The draft is an entertainment program, what is the purpose of the entertainment program, do you want me to say more? The purpose of entertainment is to entertain the public! Local TV stations don't want to have a lot of money in Kyoto, so they can come as they want, they still have to consider the ratings and the number of feedback they pay attention to. Zhejiang Satellite TV holds "The Voice of China" once a year, and just by virtue of the program "The Voice of China", this time it is broadcast, it can move several times the ratings of other stations. Why is this happening? A singer alone? Rely on the mentor fan? No, it's the story, the story made up by the contestants! When you sit in front of the TV and listen casually to the various tragic and poignant emotional experiences or life processes of the contestants, you will have a sense of satisfaction, which is cool in the film and television industry. Those blockbusters in Hollywood in Stars and Stripes are obviously the same routine, why are they so well received? Just because the audience is so happy! "The Voice of China" is the same, it satisfies the audience, makes the audience feel good, and the program is widely acclaimed, and the ultimate goal is achieved. Do you understand? ”

"Ahem......" Yu Xian was almost unbearable from the smell of smoke, coupled with Fanyu's long words that were as dark as an abyss, which made Yu Xian a little dizzy for a while.

"Okay, okay, what kind of joke do you want me to make? Breathless? Tear-jerking? Dog blood sprinklers? Men and women cry? ”

"It's all right, anyway, how to be the most attractive, how to catch people's attention the most, how to come!"

"Hmm-" Yu Xian's eyes narrowed and began to think.

"Okay, boy, I've got you covered. Come back when you have time! The owner of the print shop greeted him warmly and handed Yu Xian two thick stacks of contracts.

Yu Xianqiang pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled.

[Again?] Meow, I know you're smoking so hard, I've decided never to come again! 】

"Whoa-" Yu Xian opened the sliding door, and quickly opened his mouth to greedily breathe in the fresh air of the outside world.

Just took a step, and was about to take the other leg and close the sliding door, Yu Xian suddenly hesitated.

He turned his head around, squeezed a smile out of pure muscles, and asked, "By the way, boss, what is your surname?" ”

"Don't give your surname Zhang."

"Okay." Yu Xian nodded, then pulled the door open and strode away.

After leaving the printing shop, Yu Xian quickly walked into the community where he was located, got into the door of the fifth unit, and after entering the elevator, he replied to Fanyu with a text message: "I think of a good story now, how about sending it to you one by one?" ”

"Okay." Fanyu replied in seconds.

The elevator opened, and Yu Xian walked to his door and took out the key to open the door and enter the house.

After sorting out the thoughts in his head, Yu Xian sat on the sofa in the living room and began to edit the text messages.

"I grew up in a poor family, and my parents went out to work all year round, leaving me and my sister, who is a year younger than me, to live together."

The first text message was sent, and Fan Yu shook his head slightly after seeing it: "It's a bit ordinary, alas, let's continue to watch." ”

"As the years passed, my sister and I gradually grew up, and in the days of living with my sister, we finally became affectionate."

"Oh?" After reading the second text message, Fanyu began to raise his interest.

"Unfortunately, the good times were short-lived. Just last month, at the end of the month, there was a little accident. That night, my sister said that she was going out to sing K with her friends, and I agreed, and waited at home alone. However, she sang until two o'clock in the morning and never came home, and no one answered her calls, so I trotted all the way to the KTV where she often sang K, and searched almost all the rooms, but I still couldn't find any trace of my sister. That's when we realized something was wrong. ”

Fanyu rubbed his eyes and sighed lightly: "Killed?" ”

"If I don't understand what's going on, I'm not a man! I called a lot of brothers to look for them in a nearby hotel, and finally, I found my sister in a three-star hotel in the western part of the central area. I didn't say a word, I led someone to break in, who knows, my sister actually rode on Lao Zhang next door! At that time, my head exploded, and I pulled out the fruit knife on my body and pressed Lao Zhang next door to the ground and pulled his thing like a banana peel, and when I saw my sister's frightened eyes, I also took off my pants and wasted Lao Zhang's daisy in public. After I was done, I realized that the blood that had flowed from Lao Zhang's thing had already stained the ground, and I panicked, so I quickly called the emergency number and ran away. ”

"?" Fan Yu squirted all the tea that had just been put into his mouth on the computer screen, "Big brother, your story is too much, right?" ”

Before Fanyu was about to send a message to stop it, another text message popped up on Fanyu's computer screen.

"I didn't run away, and I was arrested the next day. Because I had some doorways, I came out after half a month of detention. To be honest, I didn't kill him at the time, which was already quite a face. I came out, but Lao Zhang didn't come out. Lao Zhang has been lying in the hospital for infusion, and it is said that the wound was not treated in time and became infected. Even so, my sister still doesn't give up on Lao Zhang. I couldn't bear to do it to my sister, so as soon as I found out that my sister had a thought about Lao Zhang, I would ask someone to go to the hospital and beat Lao Zhang. Over time, my sister finally became honest. ”

"This story ......" Fanyu felt that he was speechless.

"A month later, Lao Zhang fell in love with me, because he was an out-and-out shaker, and under his bombarded courtship, we fell in love."

"me?!" Fanyu was so shocked that his eyes were about to fly out.

Feed?! Demon spirits? There are people here...... No, it's not me driving, it's someone who overturned! And it's turned over nine twists and eighteen turns, and people can't walk through!

"That's how I experienced it. I don't want to say my real name, I just want to tell you my stage name. My name is Fanyu, and I speak for myself. ”

"Now, what's going on?"