It's been tricked.

Obviously, from the beginning, the purpose of the policewoman was never to confirm whether Hao Qi had a cat or not, it was just a cover to divert attention.

And the naïve Hao Qi believed it to be true, and the moment he returned home with the other party, when the other party's apology made him completely relax his vigilance, the truth of the case was revealed under such a ring by ring routine.

"So...... Where is the most basic trust between people? ”

Thinking that what awaits him next would probably be cold handcuffs and rusty iron windows, Hao Qi felt that he felt a little like crying.

Yes, if the true meaning of the theory of evolution is "natural selection, survival of the fittest", then the future of this world must belong to the big-breasted girls.

From the former "big chest and no brain", to the current "you have a big chest and you have the final say", human cognition has undergone a fundamental reversal and change between subtlety, and such a change comes from those big-breasted girls who hide from the world through external physical advantages, calmly complete routines again and again and successfully embark on the pinnacle of life, from the tragic failures that make men unbearable but have to face up!

And now, Hao Qi knows that he is the victim of such a big-breasted girl.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Listen to me explain that things are not what you think......"

Now that the positions of the two have been reversed, the policewoman who was sitting on the sofa with her legs folded and finally revealing her shorts under her T-shirt looked at Hao Qi who was desperately bowing her head and bending down to apologize, and Xia Miaomiao, the cat girlfriend who was the culprit, fell her whole body into the pair of soft big European pies under Hao Qi's sad gaze.

"Hey, it's soft, it's really a boobs ......"

While pressing repeatedly with her front paws to confirm the authenticity of the full size wrapped in a T-shirt, Xia Miaomiao did not forget to convey such comments to her boyfriend.

"If there is a master, there must be a cat."

For such an excessive action of the cat, although the policewoman frowned, she finally accepted it calmly, and directly transferred the spearhead to Hao Qi, the "master".

"No, no, no...... Actually, it's not my cat. ”

In such a situation, the only strategy Hao Qi can adopt is to retreat into advance.

"Actually, the cat was bought by my girlfriend at the end of the day, and then she didn't let her keep it at home, so she kept it with me all the time."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Obviously, the focus of the policewoman is not on the "ownership of the cat", but on the information of a third party who is not at the scene of the crime revealed in Hao Qi's words.

"If you don't believe it...... I still have my girlfriend's ID card in my bedroom, do you want me to show it to you? ”

“……”

It seems that the girl originally planned to follow Hao Qi into the bedroom by herself, but because the cat still relied on her, she finally chose to continue to sit on the sofa and wait for Hao Qi to return.

"Look...... This is my girlfriend Xia Miaomiao's ID card. ”

"Why is your girlfriend's ID card here?"

"This ...... I used to open the room to use it, and then I forgot to take it back when I put it here. ”

In fact, the ID card was placed in his girlfriend's bag from the beginning, as for the opening of the house...... On that day, Hao Qi forgot his ID card at home.

However, although it is embarrassing to say this topic in front of his girlfriend, it is ...... In order to save his life for later, he can only do this now.

So, here's how it happened...... Yesterday, my girlfriend came to my house to see the cat, and found out that I bought an infrared flashlight to tease the cat, and used it to illuminate the windows of other people's houses on a whim...... Yes! This is not what I saw, it was what my girlfriend told me when she saw it......"

"Go on."

Probably thinking that this setting is very reasonable, although the policewoman is still frowning, at least her expression is not as serious as at the beginning.

"There's not much more to say after that...... Because I was worried that you would call the police to find the door, so I took my girlfriend outside to open the room, and this morning my girlfriend came home, I went to the store to see if I could return this thing to prevent her from causing trouble again, and it happened to run into you......"

In fact, everything in this story except for "opening a room" is inseparable from the truth, but as the saying goes, "the truest lie is to tell the truth", so when Hao Qi finished telling the rough beginning and end of this nine points of truth and one point of falsehood in one breath, the policewoman actually nodded in approval.

"Well, if that's the case...... Then I really blamed you before. ”

"No, no, no, I should still say I'm sorry, and when my girlfriend comes back again, I will also bring her to apologize to you in person......"

"There is no need to apologize, but this kind of thing is small and big, and it is best not to have similar actions in the future."

While the two of them characterized the incident sentence by sentence, Xia Miaomiao, who was lying on the female policeman, was obviously unhappy to an extreme.

"Yikes!"

The policewoman, who suddenly let out an exclamation and jumped up from the sofa, looked at the cat that had jumped to the ground with some surprise.

"How...... What's wrong? ”

"It'...... It just bit me. ”

As she spoke, the police girl blushed slightly, and then looked at Hao Qi nervously.

"It'...... It's okay, right? ”

"This ......"

Hao Qi glanced at the girl's chest in a daze.

"If it doesn't break, of course it's fine, but if it bleeds......"

"I'm not talking about myself, I mean ......"

The policewoman, who noticed Hao Qi's gaze and glared back at him, glanced at the cat squatting on the ground pretending to be innocent with some uneasiness.

"It'...... Don't you like me? ”

"This ...... Probably not, if she didn't like you, she wouldn't have run to you in the first place. ”

When Hao Qi said this with a shy old face, the cat girlfriend stuck out her tongue at her boyfriend while the policewoman was not paying attention.

"That's ......"

The policewoman, who hadn't noticed the cat's strange behavior, nodded thoughtfully, and then remembered Hao Qi's words before.

"By the way, you just said what happens if you bleed?"

"It's bleeding...... Actually, it doesn't matter, because my Miao Miao has been vaccinated against rabies before. ”

“……”

glanced at Hao Qi, who was panting angrily, and then looked at the cat, and the policewoman finally chose to say goodbye with interest.

After sending the policewoman out of the house, Hao Qi's already numb and stiff smile instantly converged, and then he killed in the living room violently.

"Xia Miaomiao! Come over to me! ”

"Oh......"

The cat girlfriend, who is rarely well-behaved, obediently flicked her tail and ran to the sofa, and then sat down obediently, waiting for her boyfriend's lecture.

"Look, ah, that's what you mean it's okay? The police have come to the door, and you tell me it's okay? ”

"You brought someone into your house yourself...... It's not me ......"

The cat barked weakly, refusing to accept her boyfriend's behavior of throwing this responsibility to herself.

"Tell me, what were you doing when the police came to the door just now?"

"I'm helping you get impression points!"

The cat tilted its face up, and its tone was reasonable.

"When she sees me as a cute cat, even the hardest heart will melt by me!"

"I don't know if her heart has been melted, but her naizi has been played bad by you! And you actually took a bite out of someone's mouth in the end?? ”

"Who made you speak of me as if I had sinned! actually said that the two of us went to open a room! People are cats now! ”

"If I don't say that, I might be taken to the police station to be dealt with as a hooligan now!"

"Anyway, I wasn't the one who used an infrared flashlight to shine on other girls' baths last night......"

"Didn't you say you were going to do it in the first place!"

"I said you would do it, isn't it because you're also interested in the 'big breasted girl bathing' thing? Hum! ”

“……”

So, Hao Qi, who was poor in reasoning, decisively sacrificed his family law, and there was a sudden cat-flying jump in the living room.

"Hao Qi! I'm not done with you! ”

"That's what I'm going to say!"

“……”

At the same time as one person and one cat started the post-mortem liquidation at home, the policewoman who left Hao Qi's house went straight to the "pet" pet store.

"Welcome to the light...... Ah, it's you. ”

Seeing her come in, the shopkeeper's sister of course greeted her with concern.

"What happened before...... What do you think? ”

"It's okay anymore, it's a misunderstanding."

"That's fine...... I also think that people who cherish and like cats so much can't do that kind of excessive behavior. ”

Hearing the conclusion of the policewoman's coffin, the shopkeeper's sister also patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief, obviously, she was still willing to believe Hao Qi in her heart.

"By the way, I have one more thing...... That ......"

When she spoke, the policewoman was still a little embarrassed.

"Does your cat press its paws on your chest?"

"Ah, that's it, my family's Miaomiao will do it occasionally."

The shopkeeper's sister first shook her head, and then laughed.

"That kind of behavior is called 'stepping on milk', and it is a behavior that cats will make when they are young when they are breastfeeding their mothers, and when they grow up, they will make similar actions when they feel that a person will make them feel safe and dependent......"

“…… Step on...... Milk walking? ”

The police girl looked down at her breasts, and her face turned even redder.

She can understand this behavior, but ...... What's the deal with taking a bite after stepping on it?

It won't be ...... That cat hasn't been weaned yet, has it?