It is said that fish are animals with only seven seconds of memory, so according to the principle of what to eat and what to make up, cats that eat fish all day long in the eyes of the vast majority of people are probably also a model of forgetfulness.

Although he was once lost for a while because there was no infrared flashlight spot to chase and play in the future, when Hao Qi took out the bouncy ball and threw it on the floor, watching his girlfriend rush over and pounce and scratch and bite, he finally understood a truth.

For cats, it doesn't matter what they play, what matters is what they play.

Taking advantage of the indescribable freshness of his girlfriend's elastic ball, Hao Qi hurriedly pasted a corrugated cat scratch board on the wall, and then was dragged over by his girlfriend, saying that he wanted him to play table tennis with him.

The venue was chosen on the coffee table, where all the snacks and small items were temporarily moved under the coffee table, and in the center of the long coffee table, the scarf that Xia Miaomiao had knitted for Hao Qi last winter temporarily replaced the existence of the net.

As for why scarves can replace nets...... Ahem, that's another story.

"I'm going to serve!"

"Let the horses go...... Ah no, let meow come! ”

Shake up your spirits, since your girlfriend wants to play, of course, her first reaction as a boyfriend can't be to refuse or shirk, but to let her know that "this is not fun", so, in line with the basic principle of passive slacking, in this game that has nothing to do with table tennis except for "balls bouncing on the table", Hao Qi quickly lost the first leg 1-11.

"Hao Qi! If you're not serious, I'm going to be angry! ”

The cat was obviously not happy with the result - although if she had lost at this time, she would have said "You're too unmanly to fight the cat with all your might" and so on, but until that happens, she will obviously only hold her boyfriend accountable for the mistakes he has made.

From this point of view, Xia Miaomiao is still very reasonable.

"So...... It's like it's like on TV, I throw the ball out and you pick it up and give it to me, isn't that a simple game? ”

"That's a stupid dog!"

…… So, in the past, when I was in human form, I called people "puppies", but now I have become cats, so I call people "stupid dogs"?

At this moment, Hao Qi said on behalf of dogs all over the world that he really beeped a dog.

Under the strong request of the cat girlfriend, and the threat of "no lunch if you don't play seriously", the second game of the "elastic table tennis" game began, this time, Hao Qi deliberately controlled the frequency and performance of his water release, so that the scene showed a stalemate, and for the cat girlfriend, this is probably the "challenge" she really needs.

"Who said that bouncy balls can't be used to play table tennis!"

The cat, who managed to win the match point with a jumping smash, squinted his eyes proudly and licked his paws.

"Look at you, the backhand is weak, the forehand is not fine, the feet are loose, the reaction is slow, and none of the movements are decent! Just like this, I still want to be my mother's shovel officer, do your sweet dreams! ”

“…… I hope it's a dream if I can. ”

Squatting in front of the coffee table for a long time, Hao Qi, who was tired and had weak feet and sore legs, had already let his whole body fall into the soft sofa at this time, and then breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Hey, it's only been a while!"

"You're a cat now, of course I can't compare ...... you"

As soon as the words came out, Hao Qi saw that his girlfriend had squinted her eyes, and a pair of ears had swept to the back of her head, making enough posture when the J-20 took off.

He's seen this kind of posture a lot lately, and generally speaking, he only behaves like this when his girlfriend is about to get angry.

And if this is not enough to fully confirm, then, behind her, the tail that has begun to flick impatiently from side to side once again confirms the "cat reading technique" that Hao Qi has mastered in the past few days.

So, before the cat girlfriend had a seizure, Hao Qi took the lead with a natural twist.

"Besides, I was tossed enough by that policewoman early in the morning, at least you have to let me eat something to suppress the shock, right?"

"Hmph, I'll let you go."

Hearing her boyfriend's words, Xia Miaomiao's ears were erected again.

"Let you order a takeout to replenish your strength, and let's fight again in the afternoon!"

With such a declaration, her boyfriend was pardoned, and the cat that jumped up on the sofa seemed more at ease when he instructed him to get the remote control.

After carefully observing his girlfriend's ears and tail and confirming that she was in a good mood now, Hao Qi also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the phone and began to order, and by the way, he was glad for his wit.

If there are any benefits since Xia Miaomiao became a cat, this is probably the only one.

Unlike humans, who are accustomed to hiding their emotions and thoughts under the surface, cats are a little more out of the box in terms of personality, but it is not difficult to infer their current mood through some external manifestations.

"When you are angry, your ears will sweep back", "When you encounter something of interest, your tail will stand up...... and other seemingly inconspicuous small details, perhaps Xia Miaomiao herself did not find that every time she has a mood, these "subtle movements" that naturally follow the instinct of her body will make her current mood completely exposed under the nose of her boyfriend, who is careful to observe and boldly verify.

Therefore, in the past few days, Hao Qi has gradually had a feeling of being at ease when dealing with his cat girlfriend whose personality has been turned upside down since he became a cat, and Xia Miaomiao's repeated deflated battles with her boyfriend have a lot to do with Hao Qi's sudden talent for "cat reading".

Of course, this kind of thing, Hao Qi will not be stupid enough to obediently confess to Xia Miaomiao, after all, in reality and anime, what kind of scheming green tea belly black tsundere and other character examples have also seen many young and old, but really want to rely on simple language and expressions to infer the thoughts in the girl's heart is still no different from the difficulty of the two-color ball lottery jackpot.

So, this ability to "read cats" is really good to hide it and use it secretly.

As for Hao Qi...... Now he can be regarded as a man who has opened a plug-in.

"The most important thing to be a human being is to be content......

Therefore, when the takeaway was delivered, Hao Qi was holding the fried rice, Xia Miaomiao had a cat food bowl in front of him, and one person and one cat watched TV series while eating, enjoying the rare quiet and warm afternoon time these days.

Although the hand touches the cat's smooth fur instead of the soft big Oupai, although there is no way to enjoy the knee pillow of his girlfriend's thigh after the meal, but in turn asks the cat to lie on his lap to help her comb her hair, although he still can't refuse his girlfriend's request for "elastic table tennis" after a while......

However, such a life may barely be called "happiness"?