Chapter 96: I'll Kill You Without Shaving Your Head
In his previous life, Balotelli was not the originator of comics, but he was definitely a master, and all kinds of refurbished comics emerged in an endless stream, and comics reached new heights, and now with Vardy, I am afraid that the title of Ba God will be given to Xian. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, Vardy definitely doesn't mind being a life coach for Ba Shen, leading him further and further on the road of comics......
Anyway, in his previous life, Raiola was Balotelli's agent, so it was good for Ba Shen to enter Raiola's sight earlier, and one sheep was also driven and two sheep were released.
Naturally, Vardy was not available for the next Carabao Cup match against Arsenal, but considering that Vardy had the silly experience of watching football in the home team's fan zone, this time Vardy was directly confined to the training base by the club.
Reaching the quarter-finals of the Carabao Cup usually doesn't give up, but Everton were lucky that Arsenal at home had most of their substitutes in this game.
There is no way, Chelsea is too strong, Arsenal is trying to catch up and can't do it, Wenger is bitter.
It just so happens that the weekend is a clash between Chelsea and Arsenal at the top of the table, and this is the best chance to catch up with Chelsea, and this game is definitely a top priority.
As a result, the Carabao Cup in midweek was relatively unimportant, so Arsenal simply sent substitutes to play to what extent.
Of course, Arsenal's bench players were not easy to match, and they actually played Everton for 90 minutes, causing great problems for the Toffees.
Fortunately, with goals from Cahill and Alex Ferguson, Everton still won Arsenal as they wished and advanced to the semi-finals.
Jamie Vardy is happy that it would have been perfect to win a title in his first season.
The Premier League is unrealistic, neither Chelsea nor Arsenal can shake Everton, the FA Cup is heavier than the League Cup, and everyone pays different attention to it, only the League Cup is the greatest.
Of course, there is also bad news, in the subsequent draw, Everton was very unlucky to meet the powerful Chelsea, which simply used up all the previous good luck!
The Carabao Cup semi-finals are played over two legs, and if there is only one game, then all miracles can happen, but if there are two games, the possibility of miracles happening is infinitely reduced.
It is even more difficult to get past Chelsea, and even Vardy does not dare to have too many illusions.
No way, who made Chelsea better than Everton!
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After the Carabao Cup, the team started training the next day, although it was only recovery training, but after all, it was also training, which made the players complain.
Who let Everton play on two fronts now, the depth of the squad is not enough, most of the substitutes are useless, Moyes is also a clever woman, not to mention, he is not even a good woman.
Vardy has also participated in training and has not been able to play for more than two weeks, and if he does not maintain his form through training, then he will be able to show how much strength he can play, even he has no idea how much he has in his mind!
As for the group training they have been insisting on before, it is still continuing, after all, everyone can see the effect, as long as their front-court attacking combination is tacitly coordinated, Everton's strength will inevitably be greatly improved.
During the break, Cahill looked at the four big bald heads around him, and he was embarrassed, who let him be the only one out of five to have hair!
Of course, a few people are also unhappy when they look at him, why do you have hair on your head?
It's a bit of bandit logic, but who made them robbers in the first place!
"Look at it, now that everyone is bald, are you allowed to be handsome alone? Don't say I'm not unreasonable, now I give you two choices, one is to shave your head with us, and the other is to be beaten to death by us! Take your pick! ”
Gravison looked fierce, like a thug who blocked the road and robbed, robbing money with lust.
Vardy's three men also gathered around, looking at Cahill with unkind faces, and there was a big posture of opening up if they didn't agree.
"This, in fact, has something to discuss!" Cahill stepped back quietly, a smirk on his face.
"Look, you four bald heads are so handsome, I'm not too embarrassed to shave your heads to steal the limelight!"
"You failed this explanation, do you think you are more handsome than us after shaving your head?"
Cahill rolled his eyes, tempting to retort, but it was clear that there was a huge disparity between us and the enemy, and the best thing to do was to get through the trick and flash quickly.
"Okay, you just say how can you let me go?" Cahill said with a look of resignation.
Vardy smiled and pulled out the electric hair clipper from behind him, "Hold him down!" ”
Gravison led Carsley and Osman and pinned Cahill to the ground in an instant, smiling with a malous, standard bad human face.
"It's okay if I'm wrong, as long as I don't shave my hair, I will agree to anything!" Cahill panicked, and although his hand was caught, he struggled as best he could.
Vardy turned on the switch of the electric hair clipper and said lightly: "It's too late, we don't need you to pay anything, we just want your bald head!" ”
Thorny-
A bare trail appeared right above Cahill's head, and then, Cahill's howl broke through the sky by decibels.
Several people let go of their hands, since the first knife went down, the back was very logical, and Cahill could only choose to accept it with tears.
A few minutes later, looking at the big bald scoop above Cahill's head, the thugs, led by Vardy, smiled with relief.
Cahill was like a girl who had lost her virginity, leaning on the ground weakly, hiding her face and sobbing, as if she had been wronged.
"Don't be a sissy, congratulations on joining the Bald Bandit Gang, from now on, the Bald Bandit Gang is established, the five of us are the veterans, if anyone wants to join in the back, you have to pay the dues, Tim, you have made a lot of money!" Vardy put his arm around Carsley and said in high spirits.
It's nothing to make fun of yourself, but leading the trend of comic is the real comic.
I want to be not only a comic, but also the ancestor and master of comics!
Cahill cried and complained: "I'd rather give you protection money than shave my head, my daughter will dislike me if I go home like this!" ”
A few people pouted their lips to show disdain, saying as if if your daughter wouldn't dislike you for being ugly if you didn't shave your head.
Cahill cried even more, but he also had to accept the helpless reality that he couldn't beat Everton's skinheads alone......
Well, anyway, hair grows fast, and it will become a hairy inch in a month, and when the time comes, you must protect your hair, and you can't let these cattle pit anymore.