"An idea popped into me!" Glancing back and forth over the four bald heads next to him, he thought of a good plan for comics. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Several people looked at Vardy curiously, and it turned out that this thing was a joke, and his thoughts were probably all jokes.

Vardy voiced his thoughts, and several of the animals were amazed and found quite interesting.

Only Cahill was reluctant: "Then I have to buy a fake hood, it's a big loss!" ”

Then under the threat of force from several cattle, Cahill completely succumbed, from body to will, and could no longer obey.

So, after training, Cahill went to buy a hood with the same hairstyle as his original hairstyle and put it on his head, so that no one knew that he had been shaved bald.

As for Jamie Vardy's idea, of course, it will be implemented when all five players are on the pitch during the game, so that means Cahill will have to wear a hood for the rest of the week.

As it turned out, Everton's defensive counter-attacking tactics without Vardy have not changed, but their impact ability has dropped a whole notch.

In the two Premier League games against Birmingham City and Fulham, Everton scored just one goal through Gary Cahill, drew two games and picked up two points.

Of course, Everton's defense is as good as ever, otherwise these two games will definitely be unlucky.

However, in doing so, Everton were also overtaken by Manchester United and Liverpool, slipping from third to fifth in the table.

At this time, public opinion about Everton began to be loud, and it was widely believed that Everton, after the amazing early stage of the league, is now their real strength, and there may even be a risk of further decline.

Another theory is that Everton suffer from 'Vardy dependency', and in the absence of Vardy, Everton have forgotten how to win.

The data is a good proof of this.

In 14 Premier League games, Vardy made a total of seven appearances in four starts and three substitutes, but scored seven goals very efficiently, and Everton remained unbeaten in seven games with four wins and three draws, bringing 15 points directly.

In the other seven games in which Vardy did not play, Everton won three, drew three and lost one, and the efficiency of scoring points was very not high.

Especially after Jamie Vardy became more integrated into the team, losing Vardy and Everton have forgotten how to score, as evidenced by these two draws.

However, the dark times are just around the corner, and with Jamie Vardy back in action after a three-game suspension, Everton will be back in possession of the sharpest guns.

After more than two weeks of hiding, Vardy put all his energy out on the training pitch and showed very good physical and competitive form, much to the delight of the fans who watched Everton train.

"Newcastle are finished, they can't stop Vardy's onslaught!"

'Breakie is a real talent, but if only he wasn't so hot on the pitch, if it weren't for his red card suspension, how could we not even win against Birmingham and Fulham!'

"I don't know if the Newcastle manager has cried and fainted in the toilet now, Vardy will not return sooner or later, but he will end the suspension in this game!"

"Let's call on the top brass to buy Vardy and keep him at Goodison Park forever."

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St James' Park, away dressing room.

Cahill scratched his head from time to time, there was no way, the fake hood made his head itch too much.

"If you're sure you're going to score, do that? We're not making movies! ”

Vardy had a smile on his face, how could he not do it with a funny idea that he had finally come up with!

Seeing Vardy's expression, Cahill let out a long sigh and said helplessly: "Well, maybe it was a mistake for me to come to Everton!" ”

When the players from both sides appeared in the tunnel, the referee team was already waiting there.

Suddenly, the little ball boy led by Vardy shouted to the referee: "Mr. referee, please don't give Newcastle a yellow or red card!" ”

The players' tunnel fell silent, and everyone couldn't help but laugh at the little caddy's words.

Vardy, in particular, is so cute that he is almost smiling!

But in the next second, Vardy won't think this little guy is cute anymore, because this little guy has another magic knife:

"Give it to Vardy, he's going to love cards anyway!"

Under Vardy's green face, everyone in the players' tunnel burst into laughter, this little caddy is going to heaven!

If it were an ordinary Newcastle fan, Vardy would definitely not mind giving him a good look, but now that he is such a cute little guy, Vardy can only look at him threateningly.

The expression on his face was so embarrassed that he rolled his eyes, and Vardy then pretended to be vicious and said, "What's your name, little one?" Since you want the referee to give me a red card, I can't be too stingy, and I've decided to score a goal in the game as a gift for you! ”

Vardy's vicious expression was actually not intimidating at all, even if it was a child, but the little caddy suddenly howled after Vardy finished speaking, because he was afraid that Vardy would actually score in the game.

This time it was Vardy's turn to be at a loss, and sometimes it was even more terrifying to face a child than to a woman.

"Uh, don't cry, I won't dedicate my goal to you!" Vardy squatted down and calmed the little caddy.

The other players were smiling and watching, and they were still very happy to see being embarrassed.

"That's not okay, unless you promise me not to score, I'll tell you that you're bullying kids!" The little caddy stopped crying and threw his head up at Valdy.

This kid is going to be a sperm!

Vardy's expression was wonderful, whose bear child is this, hurry up and take it away!

Looking at the little fart who was about to cry again, Vardy felt that he might have provoked something he shouldn't have provoked.

Vardy's head was too big, and his eyes were full of resentment when he looked at the little devil, and in the end, it was the Newcastle staff who relieved Vardy, otherwise I really don't know if Vardy would live until the start of the game.

transferred all his grievances to Newcastle, and if he didn't vent his anger, he was afraid that he would go crazy, so Newcastle became his target.

Don't really blame me, I'm actually very gentle;

Don't really blame me, I'm not cruel;

Don't really blame me, I just want to score;

Don't really blame me, you can blame the little devil who wants to give me cards.

Tonight, St James' Park doesn't believe in tears, I'm going to be the man who brings everyone to tears.