Chapter 444: Research on Psychosis

There was a big oolong, obviously the cute little girl wanted to earn some pocket money, and her parents were always accompanied by the coffee shop next door, and it was not Vardy's criminal gang at all.

It was embarrassing, especially when she heard the little girl say, "This uncle is really picky", Olivia was about to laugh and break her bones next to her.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Vardy, the child is not sensible!" The little girl's dad hastened to apologize to Vardy, who would have recognised him even if he wasn't a fan in Manchester.

"Why apologize? This uncle is really picky, and he doesn't even want to give a flower to his sister! The little girl said to her father angrily, obviously deeply disdainful of Vardy's behavior of saying that he would not buy it.

On the way home, Olivia covered her mouth and snickered from time to time, leaving Vardy with black lines.

"I don't know what you do." Vardy quickly changed the subject, and Olivia couldn't stand it anymore when he laughed.

"I'm still in college, majoring in psychology, and I'm about to graduate!" Olivia smiled and answered Vardy's question.

Studying psychology?

Vardy was surprised, is she the psychiatrist of the future?

I don't know why, in Vardy's heart, he doesn't have a good impression of the so-called psychiatrist at all, and even feels that this is not a legitimate profession.

The male psychiatrist is mature and experienced, dressed in a dignified manner, and then hypnotizes the female patient to be extremely obscene;

Female psychiatrists are beautiful and intellectual, fascinate male patients, and even use their bodies to treat psychological problems;

That's Vardy's impression of the psychiatrist, and of course, it could be that he watched too many small movies......

But looking at the cute girl next to him, Vardy really can't connect her image with a psychiatrist.

But before he could delve into this problem, he suddenly thought of another possibility, which suddenly made him extremely frustrated.

What people come into contact with is always closely related to their work, teachers and students get along the most, drivers and passengers have the most contact, and doctors and patients have the most contact.

The teacher may often take the initiative to talk to the student to understand the student's mental activity, and the doctor may often study the patient to find a cure.

So, what did Olivia take the initiative to contact herself?

Is it just to study yourself like a subject, like a psychopath?

Well, teasing may be in the eyes of many people, and there is only a thin line between mental illness.

Thinking of this, Vardy felt extremely depressed, it turned out that the little beauty was not attracted to herself, but to her own mental illness, this is really a sad story.

Delivering Olivia to the door, the two were shocked to find that Olivia's dog was actually squatting at the door of her house, looking forward to the return of its owner.

So, Vardy was eager to ask what he was doing on this Valentine's night!

It's just that the sad Vardy didn't notice the emotion in Olivia's eyes when he looked at his back.

......

Arriving at the training ground the next day, Vardy felt as if he had fallen to the bottom, in stark contrast to the smug appearance of his other teammates.

Actually, not necessarily, Vardy also has companions, such as Wayne Rooney, such as Fletcher......

Rooney was squeezed by Colleen last night and shouted hoarsely, "Don't come again!" After shouting for a night, at this time, not only did the whole person seem to have been squeezed into a human dry, but even his voice was hoarse.

Fletcher was even more unlucky, and it was entirely man-made.

This little junior brother doesn't have much experience chasing girls, and more often solving personal problems is fishing in troubled waters at parties.

Recently, Fletcher finally met the goddess in his heart, and planned to take advantage of Valentine's Day to win it in one fell swoop and say goodbye to his status as a single dog.

It's just that the bad is bad because of the lack of experience, Brother Xiao Chu thought about it, the bigwigs in the team are all battle-hardened soldiers, and all kinds of tricks and tricks are emerging in an endless stream, as long as they get their guidance and true inheritance, the dragon swings its tail is not a problem.

As a result, Fletcher gave his teammates carte blanche to help plan the plan.

You must know that the animals of Manchester United are all people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, and now letting them interfere is like making a big fuss.

What sea of roses, what candle ecstasy, what 10,000 people confessed before and the like, what sudden surprises and the like, are too old-fashioned, if you want to play, you have to play a fresh one.

It's also thanks to these animals that they made a "I love you" with pee on the snow in front of the goddess's house.

Although Fletcher felt that it was a bit inappropriate, he couldn't stand his teammates from trying to sell their ideas, and finally decided to do so.

Then tragedy after tragedy struck.

All afternoon, Fletcher poured water into his stomach so hard that his bladder was about to explode, and finally held it back until the evening, when Fletcher ran to the open space outside the door of the house and began to create.

At the beginning, Fletcher was full of joy, but as soon as love began, Fletcher felt that his energy reserves were insufficient, and his face was green at that time.

Sure enough, tragedy happened, love had just ended, and before I could pee, there was no ammunition in my bladder.

What's the matter?

Just when Fletcher was dumbfounded, the patrolling police drove by and found that someone was peeing in front of someone's house, and took Fletcher away.

After a long time of interrogation, I finally realized that it was a misunderstanding, and Fletcher was finally let go.

Fortunately, no paparazzi filmed the whole thing, otherwise today's news would have been news such as "Manchester United players show in public..."

And what really broke Fletcher was that in the morning the goddess called him and said that there was a pervert who actually peed in front of his house last night, and if he caught this pervert, he would definitely let him drink the urine out......

I hope the goddess won't know about it!

Anyway, Valentine's Day is over, there are joys and sorrows, at least the waves have passed, and the players can focus on the next games wholeheartedly.

In the next two league games, United won back-to-back games over Charlton Athletic and Fulham to hold on to the top of the table, and the gap between the two teams has reached nine points thanks to another Chelsea drop chain.

With a mature Manchester United system and a trident that is close to its peak, no one can withstand the onslaught of Manchester United, at least not these two teams.

Vardy contributed a goal and an assist in both games, and if Vardy hadn't been substituted in the second half against Fulham, I am afraid that Vardy would have stabbed Fulham twice in the body of Fulham, who had already collapsed.

Why was Jamie Vardy substituted?

The reason is very simple, the next game is the Champions League round of 16 knockout round, Manchester United away against Lille, Manchester United needs to stay and come directly to a good start.

The strength of Ligue 1 is really not worth mentioning, although it is also counted as a member of the top five leagues, but in fact, it is not even as good as Portugal and the Netherlands in the UEFA rankings.

Especially in this period, the French hegemon Lyon dominates the French league, as a class bully-like figure, if you can't make a breakthrough in the Champions League, then there will be nothing to do in French Ligue 1.

Although Lille can break into the last 16 of the Champions League and still have some strength, it is really not enough to see compared to Manchester United.

What surprised Vardy was that he hadn't received a system task for a long time, but he actually received the task released by the system before this game.

"System Mission: Please ensure the cleanliness of your game equipment when you leave the field at the end of the match."

"System Rewards: Reward according to the episode of the match equipment, from 0.5-3 trait points, unlock the trait blocking limit in the next round at home against Lille."

"System Penalty: Blocked unlock failed (Lille)"

Regardless of the content of the mission, is the system so mad that it has to limit the traits even in the knockout stages of the Champions League?

Although Lille is not a giant, why is it also a team in the last 16 of the Champions League, is it a bit too much for you to do this?

Or does the system think that Lille has gotten to this point?

After complaining, looking back at the content of the mission, Vardy said that he was confused.

What does it mean to ensure the cleanliness of the competition equipment when you leave the field at the end of the game?

It's normal to finish a normal game, and it's normal to get dirty left and right, and sometimes it may even seem like you've just crawled out of the mud.

The system actually keeps itself clean?

What kind of ball are you playing?

What player can guarantee that he won't fall during a game?

Even, running out of sweat, sweat stains on clothes, it's not clean, right?

According to Vardy's estimate, if the jersey can not maintain the appearance of the entry, then it may be 5 stars for cleanliness, and if it is the kind of way it crawls out of the mud, it may be 1 star, and it is so dirty that it is left and right, it may be about 3 stars.

According to the urine nature of the system, if you have a left and a right on your body, then you don't have to think about unlocking the trait in the next game, it's absolutely impossible.

So what should I do?

Prepare a few more sets of jerseys and change them at any time if they get dirty?

It feels a bit, who has ever seen a player frequently run to the edge of the field to change clothes when they enter the game?

Even David Beckham and Ronaldo are not so sassy!

Also, sneakers and socks should also be considered game equipment, can these also be exchanged?

Well, at least it's a one-handed preparation, grab more jerseys and be prepared.

It seems that after all, it is still up to you to keep the competition equipment clean with your own care, and you must not fall into the pit dug by the system.

Sweat less, don't fall, don't touch anything, that's what Vardy intends to follow in the game.

It turns out that I run 10,000 meters in one race, so can I run 7,000 meters in this race?

If you sweat less, you will have fewer sweat stains above the ball, at least it should have some effect!

Don't think about fighting against others, the sweat-stained man arches over you, it's easy to arch down for you, not to mention, it's dirty and rubs you, which is unacceptable.

Well, it's man-made, it's really not possible, if it's really limited in the next game, in fact, Vardy can't accept it!

We'll see!