Chapter 90: I'll Be Okay
At the moment of the goal, there was a lot of boos at Stamford Bridge, and it was not known if it was for Jamie Vardy or for his own players. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Jose Mourinho and David Moyes are two completely opposite states, one being beeped by a dog and the other watching someone else being beeped by a dog!
But when Vardy's Super Thunderman dance appeared, the whole Stamford Bridge was quiet, and everyone was so frightened by Vardy's dance that they couldn't make a sound.
Vardy was dancing happily, but he didn't think the stage was perfect, and it would have been better if someone had kicked him down at this time!
Originally, the Everton players were excited to rush over and crush Vardy under them, but before they could rush in front of Vardy, they all stopped and watched Vardy's performance with wide eyes.
Nima, what the hell is this?
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'Oh my God, Everton scored first at Stamford Bridge, it's unbelievable!'
"The goal was scored by their right midfielder Osman, who barely scored, and once he scored in such an important game, it was like an iron tree blossoming!"
"Hey, why does it look like Vardy? Oh, they're all bald, and it's normal to look like them! ”
"me, it's Jamie Vardy who scores?"
"It's... This... This is too oolong, right? ”
"Obviously, Vardy has rushed into the penalty area just now, Osman has been on the side all the way to the middle, it seems that the official has an own goal!"
The announcer didn't know what mistake he had made, and the fans in front of the TV were already laughing.
"Why can't I even tell the difference between Osman and Vardy?"
"This cliff is designed by them, and the routine is so slippery!"
"No wonder Vardy and Osman have to shave their heads!"
"The roles were successfully reversed, and I wondered if Vardy would pretend to be Osman and make out with Osman's daughter-in-law tonight!"
"Does that mean that if I put on Beckham makeup, I can fall in love with Victoria?"
The fans were enthusiastically discussing the goal just now, and everyone had never seen such a routine of war on the field.
But just now that the goal was discussed, Vardy's dance came along and then the whole world fell silent!
"I think I'm going to make an ophthalmologist appointment!"
"Vardy has once again refreshed my perception of comics!"
"Please enjoy the dance of the famous dance performance artist Vardy!"
"Why do I feel the urge to kick him?"
"Go together, one person and one kick!"
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The Chelsea players really don't know how to describe their feelings, if it is a real goal by Everton, they have nothing to say, but such a goal also leaves them speechless, who makes them unable to tell the difference!
What's even more annoying is that Vardy's celebration is a bit too much?
Is this a mockery of us being disabled?
That's right, the Chelsea players understood Zhao Si's dance as a dance for people with disabilities!
Well, Vardy finally stopped his writhing that no one could understand, and he was a little depressed.
He felt that everyone could not understand the joy in his heart, nor could he understand this kind of high-level dance, if it was ten years later, it would definitely be popular all over the world.
"I'm so impressed with you! You were dancing just now? ”
"I feel like I've learned all my tango in vain, and I knew I should have worshipped you as a teacher!"
"I think with my talent, I can't reach your heights in my life!"
The team-mates came over to hug and celebrate the goal, but their mouths were full of exclamations about Jamie Vardy's dance.
And at this time, in the distant China, a person who was watching the game was like being struck by a bolt of lightning, and his mind was clear in an instant!
"I want to learn this dance, I want to succeed, I want fire, I will definitely be able to!"
That's right, this person's name is Zhao Si......
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The celebration is over and the game is restarted.
Scoring so early is not necessarily a good thing for Everton, who will never accept a home defeat, so what will come up next will be a reckless onslaught from Chelsea, and God knows if their defence will be able to withstand the onslaught of Chelsea.
Everton can start defending and holding on to that scoreline is a win, even if it is just a draw at Stamford Bridge.
With this in mind, the whole team is united, and even Vardy and Ferguson are equally defense.
Chelsea were unable to find the back of the net until the end of the first half, and 12 shots from half-time put Everton's main goalkeeper Martin to the test.
Of course, Everton did not pay a price, three players have already received yellow cards before, and after the goal, two more players were yellow carded, and yellow cards were definitely a big hidden danger in the second half.
The system has the task of "thinking about life", but at this time Vardy will not think about completing this task at all, according to the current situation, he does not know if he can get out of Stamford Bridge, let alone waste a precious single opportunity.
It can be funny, but you can't be a person without a bottom line, and it's even more so when you're a professional player!
Of course, Vardy is very sorry for the mission rewards, what he needs most now is the blessing of new traits, but this most rewarding task in history cannot be completed by himself, which is really sad!
At half-time, Jamie Vardy's goal and his thunderous dance were repeated on the TV and no one could have imagined that it would soon lead the way.
Everton don't need to make tactical changes because they just need to keep defending, what they need is persistence and will.
As for Chelsea, they will have to give it their all if they are to have a chance of a home comeback.
Sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, Frank Lampard, who was hidden on the bench, came on as a substitute, and at the same time, top scorer Gudjohnsen also came on and formed a double striker with Didier Drogba to attack Everton's defence with the strongest impact.
'Chelsea's attack was very strong, we saw that apart from goalkeeper Petr Cech, the Blues had already attacked all half-time, and Didier Drogba and Gudjohnsen were firmly anchored in the Everton penalty area, waiting for their team-mates to deliver the shells!'
"Hmm! Not! Not! Frank Lampard's long-range shot almost scored, and the Everton players must have been shocked into a cold sweat by this time! ”
'Robben shook off Vardy, oh no, it was Osman, he hit a kick, but it was slightly wide of the goal!'
"The cross from the wing, the ferocious header of Didier Drogba reminds me of the prehistoric monster, Everton no defender can withstand this non-human!"
"Another long-range shot! It's a pity that it hit the Everton defenders! ”
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Even if you don't watch the broadcast screen, just listening to the commentator's commentary can feel how fierce Chelsea's attack is!