Chapter 91: What Are You Doing Tearing My Pants?
Vardy felt that his fitness had always been fantastic, but today he was out of breath just because he was exhausted in defence, and during the corner break, Vardy bent down on his knees and wanted to take advantage of the rest!
Moyes also doesn't have a good way to contain Chelsea's attack, the only thing he wants is to be able to hold on. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Frank Lampard, as the best all-round midfielder, has a stronger ability to cut in the back row than Cahill, and is also better at long-range shooting, you know, this thing has a glorious achievement of scoring 20+ goals in a season.
Simply Vardy simply stared at Frank Lampard, although his defensive skills are terrible, but he is also a big living person, I don't believe Lampard can treat him as if he doesn't exist.
Frank Lampard didn't expect Jamie Vardy to be a big deal with him, but he wasn't too worried, but he was more aggressive and flexible, and he believed he would be able to get rid of him.
But he was wrong, just as he had used Vardy head-on, so Vardy probably couldn't do anything about it.
But if he runs against Valdieby, then Frank Lampard is really no match!
Even if Vardy is on the defensive side and is on the passive, his explosiveness and speed more than make up for it, and with all his strength, he sticks to Frank Lampard like a big snot and makes it difficult for the magic lamp to connect to the ball!
"Can you ignore me a little farther away, do you know that you are annoying like this?" Frank Lampard angrily said to Vardy.
But who knew that Vardy didn't care at all, shrugged his shoulders, and said lightly: "I often say this to my opponents who defend me, but they still stick to me, so in the end I used goals to make them go, what do you think of this result?" ”
Frank Lampard spurted out a mouthful of old blood and almost lost his breath.
Just when he was about to trouble Vardy with a small gesture, a team-mate suddenly passed the ball to him, and Lampard was caught off guard, and Lampard couldn't stop the ball.
Where would Vardy let go of such an opportunity, a lunge scurryed over to get stuck in position and control the ball at his feet.
With only Carvalho as a defender and Petr Cech as a goalkeeper in Chelsea's vast half, it was the perfect time for Vardy to counter-attack.
I'm going to start!
I'm going to start charging!
Let no one stop me!
I'm a boy chasing the wind!
I'm going to......
Hey?
Why didn't it start?
Thorn ――――――
Accompanied by the voice, Vardy turned his head to find Frank Lampard in a daze with a blue rag in his hand.
And the cold near their ass!
Excuse me, what just happened?
Beep beep -
The referee's whistle blew decisively, and he ran to the scene of the incident as fast as he could, giving Lampard a yellow card without hesitation.
Frank Lampard looked stupid and didn't defend, handing the rag to Vardy.
That's when Vardy reacted from his bewilderment.
"Why did you just tear my pants?"
The fans are going to burst into laughter, and no one can stop laughing at this scene!
Before Vardy could go to Lampard in a rage to settle scores, he was stopped by the referee.
"According to the rules, the jerseys of the players on the field must be intact, please go down the field and change the pants!"
Vardy gave Frank Lampard a hateful look, gave him a 'wait to make you look good', and then had to go for a change of pants.
There was boos and laughter at Stamford Bridge, and the Chelsea fans were the happiest to be the culprit in the goal.
Vardy always felt that everyone's eyes were strafing back and forth between his crotch and hips, and he couldn't help but feel a chrysanthemum.
What's so nice about the pants!!
Holding his ass with one hand and his front with the other, he ran to the sidelines very awkwardly.
Moyes already knew what was going on, and he had already asked the staff to go to the dressing room to give Vardy a new pair of shirts, and Vardy just had to wait on the sidelines.
"Vardy's pants, everybody's got it!"
"The last time I tied up others, today I tore others apart, this is retribution!"
'Frank Lampard is very slippery, Jamie Vardy runs like a rabbit, he can react!'
"Am I the only one interested in Vardy's chrysanthemums?"
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From time to time, the camera shows Vardy, who is anxiously waiting on the sidelines, and the fans are also enthusiastically discussing and complaining, every time Everton plays, Vardy's happy side can always be seen, although this time it was not Vardy's intention......
Soon, the staff rushed out of the dressing room and handed the pair to Vardy.
Vardy didn't care whether he was in public or not, he took off his torn pants and put them on in two clicks.
He was not upset that the team was under siege with one less man, which was a very big disadvantage, and his teammates were actively running to make up for their own shortcomings.
Finally fastening his belt, Vardy ran into the pitch as fast as he could, not wanting to delay for a minute.
Beep beep -
The referee's whistle blew suddenly, and no one knew why the referee was blowing to stop the game.
Vardy stopped, confused, and looked at the referee, only to be stunned to find the referee running towards him!
Hurry up and look yourself up and down, the pants are intact, there is nothing wrong!
"Why don't you wait on the sidelines for me to let you in? I'm sorry, I have to give you a yellow card! ”
The referee walked up to Vardy and said to Vardy seriously as he tried to pull the yellow card out of his pocket!
Vardy was dumbfounded, he received a yellow card in the first half because of the defense, if he did it again, wouldn't he be going to go down?
No way!
Absolutely not!
At that moment, Vardy's mind was clear!
"System, I'm going to use a draw to offset the card!" Enter the system, yell, and Vardy will use the treasure he has accumulated for a long time!
It turns out that the system is omnipotent!
At that moment, there was confusion and reflection in the referee's eyes, and then the hand that went to pick out the yellow card suddenly stopped!
"I'll give you a warning this time, now you go back to the sidelines, and you can come in again when I call you in!"
The referee spoke to Vardy in seriousness again.
That's how the yellow card happened!
Vardy was so happy that he ran to the sidelines, stood just off the touchline, and behaved like a good baby.
It was only after Chelsea's attack was disrupted that Vardy returned to the pitch and joined the game with the referee's permission.
'Frank Lampard, you wait for me!'
Jamie Vardy was so angry at Frank Lampard's lewd hand that he vowed to look good for him.
As the game intensified and Chelsea's attack intensified, the fans were so nervous that they forgot to breathe, and no one knew if Chelsea would be able to break Everton's goal before the end of the game.
But at this moment,
Beep beep -
Without warning, the referee's whistle blew again!
Looking at the referee who once again walked towards him and picked up a yellow card, Vardy said he was confused.
I just quietly watched Chelsea pretending to come, I didn't do anything!
But the referee walked up to him, the yellow card lit up, and then he took out the red card, and under the gaze of everyone, he raised it high and aimed at Vardy!
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Hehe, this chapter is deliberately broken by Dabu, play a game with everyone, if anyone can guess why Vardy was sent off (12 hours limit), Dabu will add a new chapter.
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