Chapter 111: Hanging Appetite

At the end, the yin and yang weird "lalalalala" exploded into a barrage like a sea of mountains in an instant.

"Gay is gay! I didn't expect you to be such a salted fish! ”

"The magic sound is in my ears...... The salted fish seems to be really bent, and the brain circuitry is not normal. ”

"This, this is the legendary spirit attack? Uhhh......h

……

After the end of the A section, the music did not stop.

"I look forward to waking up with ten beautiful girls"

"Reality gives you a pancake fruit without eggs"

"The Laws of Nature"

"Even if you have money, you will kneel for the uncle"

"Ice and Fire (9) Heavy Heaven Moves, Hey"

"If you don't learn, you will too"

……

Soon, just two minutes passed, and the theme song of "Never Expected" was sung.

The light and rhythmic accompaniment, the lyrics that are popular and close to the people, and the tune that is so simple that almost everyone can sing it, so that the vast majority of water friends who watch the live broadcast quickly accept it.

Taking advantage of the heat brought by the singing just now, Yu Xian once again Amway: "An hour ago, we have uploaded the first episode of "Never Expected" to major video websites. You only need to '1,000 degrees' to click and watch. ”

"That's it? Singing a song and trying to trick us over, it's too insincere, right? ”

"That's it, we won't search for more songs!"

"Brother Salted Fish, you save it, we are all salted fish, we can only lie in front of the computer and watch your live broadcast, and we don't have the energy to search."

……

Yu Xian glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and smiled indifferently. He and Gu Lan glanced at each other, nodded their heads, and quickly got up from their seats and stepped out of the range of the camera.

"What's the situation?"

"Holy?! Don't go, isn't it just that we don't watch the video, as for this? ”

"What kind of urine sex, use the next broadcast to force others to watch the video? What a spicy chicken anchor, phew! ”

"Brother Salted Fish, you have changed ......"

"Wait, that's not right! People left the live broadcast room and didn't turn it off, what does this mean? ”

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? What do you mean? I'm afraid it's what it means! ”

"Upstairs, are you talking about people......"

……

Empty!

In an instant, a white light flashed in the live broadcast room. Oh no, to be precise, the camera captured an extremely bright white light, which shocked the people watching the live broadcast "blind".

"I'm in a big groove?!"

"Revenge on society!"

"It's blocked, no thanks!"

"Eh, stop arguing, you see, the one in the back is...... Screen? ”

"Yikes! What's going to be done this time? ”

……

Just when the live broadcast room was full of negativity, the screen that was originally behind Yu Xian and Gu Lan suddenly lit up, and a rhythmic slapping sound sounded, "I never expected" The five big characters "fell from the sky". Then the screen went dark and bright, and white characters on a black background clearly appeared in the center of the screen:

"Episode 1"

"Isn't it as hot as a dog, it's a hot dog?"

"The crew's boxed lunch is so bad that it will die if you don't eat it, but if you don't eat it, you will definitely die"

"I have to work hard to act today, because fifty yuan a day, hehe"

"I'm the man who wants to be the best actor in Asia, I can definitely do it"

"Because I live in No. 431, West 5th Building, Asian Community"

……

After the letters, there is a positive film. At the beginning of the feature film, Gu Lan's big head was impartially embedded in the center of the screen, and he muttered in his heart with a dull face:

"My name is Wang Dazhui, and I am an actor who is filming a low-budget martial arts drama......"

Obviously, what was being played in the live broadcast room at this time was the video that Yu Xian wanted them to click on to play on major video websites.

Wang Dazhui's talkative inner words, as well as the strange performances of the supporting characters who are not familiar with the words, coupled with various weird and cheap special effects, made the people watching the live broadcast room laugh non-stop. The barrage in the live broadcast room is full of "666" and "hahahaha......"

However, the good times were short-lived. Phew, it's time flies, this video was cut off immediately after only one minute of playback, the screen went black, and a few white Microsoft Ya black fonts appeared: More exciting, please search for "Never Expected".

"it?!"

"It's too much, I'm seeing Xing's head!"

"Wow wow, wow, such an appetizing, so angry!"

"Wow, yes, come on, get me my forty-meter big knife!"

……

At the end of the video, Yu Xian walked back to the camera and sat down with a bad smile: "What do you think?" Do you want to keep watching? ”

"Yes!"

"Salted Fish, let's go! I want to watch the video! ”

"Damn, don't do this kind of itchy operation, it's too uncomfortable."

……

Yu Xian held his forehead with one hand and grabbed the back of the camera with the other hand, and suddenly, Yu Xian opened his closed eyes together, and made a domineering and arrogant voice: "Do you want to continue watching this episode of the web series?" Want to know what's next? If you want to see it, I'll show it to you! Go search it, I've uploaded the video to major video sites! ”

Without waiting for everyone's reaction, I saw that the live broadcast room was suddenly pitch black, and then several white Chinese subtitles popped up:

Salted Fish ended the live broadcast.

"it?!"

"Brake suddenly!"

"Hey, hey, don't save ...... run away like this."

"Brother Salted Fish, you come back for me......"

No matter how the water friends in the live broadcast room called, Yu Xian turned a blind eye, closed the various programs running on the laptop without hurry, and then put the laptop into the computer bag.

"Thank you, Yu Xian." Before leaving, Gu Lan sincerely thanked him.

"What's so thankful for this, it's what I'm supposed to do. After all, I copied ...... Well, I mean it's a web series that I created, and of course I hope it can reach more audiences and bring joy to more people. Yu Xianqiang smiled and reached out to wipe away the cold sweat that had just leaked nervously from a slip of the tongue on his forehead.

"Hah, too." Gu Lan stood up and sighed, "Alas, I really didn't expect that I came to the magic capital to participate in "The Voice of China" but inadvertently became an actor. ”

"There are so many things in this world that can surprise you!" Yu Xian said as he screened and sorted out his belongings, "As long as you can achieve the goal given by Sister Ling, you can continue to play 'Wang Da Hammer'." ”

"I hope so......" Gu Lan raised his head and closed his eyes lightly, as if in prayer.

Within a week of uploading a video online, it has more than 200,000 views on any one website, or more than 1 million views on the top 10 video sites combined.

As long as this goal is achieved, "Never Expected" will not die.

"Okay, if there's nothing else to do, let's go back to the hotel to wash and sleep." Before leaving, Yu Xian couldn't help but turn around and say a few more words, "We will definitely go all out in terms of publicity." ”

"Well," Gu Lan nodded, "Do your best, and obey the destiny of heaven." ”