"I didn't see it."

"I watched it, I don't watch this kind of show, if you hadn't notified us that you were going to play, I wouldn't have watched it."

"Did you see? How is Brother Salted Fish doing? ”

"How so...... With the usual virtue, daily pretending. But it's quite convincing, and it's a deep and connotative force. ”

"So 6?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I've watched it too. Brother Salted Fish made a mistake at the last moment, and he actually broke his voice and coughed. ”

"Damn?! Salted fish brother will also make mistakes? ”

"But the result was okay, and I finally qualified."

"Awesome, Salted Fish! No, how bad is the opponent? ”

……

"Ahem, hey, this is my live broadcast room, don't make me a passerby." Seeing that the center of the topic was getting more and more deviated, Yu Xian hurriedly spoke out to attract the attention of the sailors.

Yin Yin relied on each other and entered the live broadcast room.

Singing out my life entered the live broadcast room.

Brother Pigeon Ge entered the live broadcast room.

The filthy clouds and ghosts beg you not to subscribe with increased coins and entered the live broadcast room.

……

Before he finished speaking, a large number of fresh faces poured into the live broadcast room.

"Hey, it's really Yu Xian!"

"I just finished watching "The Voice of China" a few hours ago, but I didn't expect to be able to meet it just by watching the live broadcast of Funny Fish, it's amazing!"

"Wait, maybe it's just looking like it, making it hot? It's not that there are no such people in the live broadcast of funny fish. ”

"It's really possible, eh, anchor, what are you doing there, talking?"

……

"Oh," Yu Xian reacted and smiled embarrassedly, "Hello new friends, I'm Brother Salted Fish, and I am also a student who participated in this "The Voice of China" Yu Xian. ”

"That's right!"

"Brother Salted Fish, let's have a song?"

"Yes, yes, sing the skewers you sang in the audition again! Enjoyable! ”

"Don't, I'm going to cultivate immortals tonight, it's too tiring to listen to that song."

"No matter what, Brother Salted Fish, just sing a few songs."

……

Because of the injection of fresh blood, it was called for Yu Xian to sing for the first time to suppress the party's barrage of urging changes. Yu Xian also experienced the feeling of being a sought-after anchor for the first time, before...... It feels like a poor coder, no matter where he goes, he can meet people who urge changes and collect debts.

"It's easy to say, but before I sing, introduce a new friend." Yu Xian hooked his finger to the right, and Gu Lan moved the stool and came in through the camera.

"Hello everyone, I am the No. 1 contestant in this season's "The Voice of China" audition, Gu Lan."

"Gu Lan?"

"Don't pull the calf, I remember the first one on the field clearly, it was a bearded man, you...... Pull it down! ”

"Brother, if you want to pretend, at least pretend to be a little bit like it, find a decorative pendant with a beard and beard, and then come out."

"I'll go! I took back what I just said, and sure enough, this anchor of Temeow is an imposter who rubs hot spots. ”

……

Exactly as Yu Xian expected, as soon as Gu Lan entered the mirror to speak, the live broadcast room was instantly overwhelmed by doubts.

"HO~The season of rain falls......" Gu Lan leaned closer and sang the song "Falling Rain" that he sang at the audition.

"Huh? What about now? ”

"Like...... A little bit like? ”

"Impossible, right? Are we hallucinating or are our eyes wrong? ”

……

"Let me introduce myself again, my name is Gu Lan, I am from East China, and I am a **silk."

"Absolutely, that's right! That's the sound! ”

"666!"

"Anyway, why are you live with Brother Salted Fish?"

"Brother Salted Fish, no wonder you don't have feelings for your sister, it turns out that you are ......"

……

Yu Xian looked at the increasingly chaotic live broadcast room, and hurriedly grabbed the microphone: "I won't talk nonsense, let's get straight to the point." ”

"Gu Lan, a ** silk," Yu Xian stretched out his right palm and pointed at Gu Lan, "In other words, the title that sounds better is 'little person'." There are a lot of such little people around us, or ** silk. You, me, and him may all be ordinary little people, and they are all ** silk that no one cares about. But it doesn't mean that the world can abandon us because we are small. On the contrary, it is precisely because of us little people and silk that the world is more colorful and joyful. ”

"666, isn't that what you said this afternoon? It's repetitive, but I'm still up for you! ”

This passage is so classic! It reminds me of the live broadcast in the afternoon, Yu Xian slapped the other contestants in the face, it was so exciting! ”

"Do you want to sing the song from the afternoon game again? Looking forward to it! ”

At this moment, all the sailors who are active in the live broadcast room and keep sending barrages are new to the live broadcast room.

As for those old fritters...... Oh no, it's an old friend who has known Yu Xian for a while, and they all silently watched Yu Xian pretend to be forced and silent. They all knew very well that Yu Xian was definitely going to do something again. At least, since Yu Xian's live broadcast, I haven't heard him sing any serious songs.

"My friend, Gulan. Recently starred in a web comedy called "Never Expected", and just an hour ago, we uploaded the first episode of "Never Expected" to major video sites. Everyone is welcome to click and watch. Yu Xian paused, "In order to give you a better viewing experience, Gu Lan and I also specially created the theme song of this web comedy, I hope you will like it." ”

Without waiting for the water friends in the live broadcast room to react, Yu Xian immediately made a decision and clicked on the accompaniment music of "Never Expected", and the light and clear beat instantly filled the entire live broadcast room, Gu Lan moved the chair closer to the microphone without saying a word, and opened his mouth to "sing" with the beat of the music:

"The stress of life has made me forget who I am"

"I want to be a hero"

"But it's still the unlucky Wang Sledgehammer"

After three sentences, Gu Lan withdrew his neck and put Yu Xian on top of it:

"This world makes you helpless"

"I don't know if it's good or bad"

"It's changing too fast and I'm scared"

"Will miss this era"

……

"Rap?"

"It's so rhythmic, but it always feels weird."

"The lyrics seem to be pretty good, hiss ......"

As soon as someone asked if it was rap, Gu Lan immediately responded with a singing voice:

"Looking around, looking around, there is too much confusion"

"I remember, I remember, run in the sunset"

"That's you, that's you, the lost youth"

Gu Lan leaned back slightly. Yu Xian followed the rhythm, coinciding with Gu Lan's breathing. The two of them stared and opened their eyes together:

"I never expected that the festival was gone"

"I never thought that the world is so wonderful"

"I never expected it, yo yo Chek trouble"

"I never thought of it, lalalalala"