In the first half, neither Manchester United nor Villarreal could help anyone and went into the dressing room with a 0-0 scoreline. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Substitutes like Jamie Vardy stayed on the sidelines to warm up, and maybe when they will be able to come off the bench in the second half!

"Let's bet on which of the two of us will come off the bench first in the second half, and how about the loser get a treat?" Running side by side with Jamie Vardy, Rooney suddenly spoke.

Vardy shook his head firmly: "Don't gamble, your gambling is not good!" ”

This sentence seemed to have stepped on Rooney's sore foot, and the little fat jumped up excitedly!

"Who's gambling bad! I was at the table when I was 14 years old, I don't know how much I lost, when did I lose my bills? ”

This time, Vardy's eyes were even more disdainful.

"It's worth showing off if you're losing all the time? Anyway, who slipped away last time without executing the gambling contract? ”

Rooney's face turned pale, and it was clear that Vardy had poked himself in the sore spot again.

"Forget it, I don't have a common language with you!" Waving his hand, Rooney ran away alone, otherwise when he mentioned the previous gambling contract, Rooney Rao was so thick-skinned that he couldn't stand it.

As the starters walked out of the pitch again, Jamie Vardy and Wayne Rooney could clearly sense that Ronaldo was looking at them with pride.

Vardy sighed, young man, always so young and vigorous, does this make sense?

Although you started the game, but the game was so close, you are still embarrassed to be proud?

Let's wait for the great Vardy to come out and save the world!

Perhaps it was Alex Ferguson who heard his call and called Vardy and Rooney to his side.

Obviously, this is the signal of the substitution, whether it is the fans of the Love Song Stadium or the Yellow Submarines who watch the broadcast, there is a bad premonition hanging over their hearts.

Vanney and Saha were substituted at the same time, and the two did not look good when they walked off the pitch, and they were substituted without a good performance in the starter, obviously they couldn't hold their faces.

After Vardy and Rooney came out, plus Ronaldo, they became three strikers, and Ferguson did not plan to continue to entangle with his opponent, using the speed and impact of the front trio to take away the victory in waves!

As soon as he saw Manchester United's movements, Pei Gong immediately made a move, calling out a midfielder from the bench and teaching him in person, obviously he wanted to take Pei Gong's instructions on the field and convey them to the generals on the field.

Jamie Vardy had just walked onto the pitch and was ready to make a big move, but suddenly remembered that he wasn't done yet.

You must not leave such worries behind!

In full view of everyone, Vardy once again slipped up to Pegong like a thief, and craned his ears to eavesdropping.

There was a lot of boos in the stands, and they were either angry at Vardy's prank or just wanted to boo him.

Peigong and the Yellow Submarine players knew that Vardy didn't understand anything at all, so they simply didn't bother to pay attention to him - if you want to listen, just listen!

Although Vardy knew that he had completed the task, looking at the attitude of the other party who completely treated himself as air, Vardy felt that he should continue to act.

So, Vardy added a nod......

As I listened, I made a clear expression of understanding, and nodded my head from time to time, as if I understood it completely.

After hearing this, Vardy simply gave Pei Gong a thumbs up behind his back!

Well, that's good, you're saying that, I'll give you a thumbs up manually! - I didn't understand anything!

Pei Gong hasn't found out yet, but a few substitute players have found out and feel that something is not quite right.

Didn't Vardy understand Spanish, why did he look like he was drunk, did he understand?

Rush over and push Vardy away, and he must not be allowed to listen to it again, otherwise there will be some tactical secrecy to speak of.

Even if he doesn't understand, he can't let him continue like this, this thing is simply teasing them!

Pei Gong realized it later, and his nose was about to be crooked, so he directly found the referee to complain.

But Vardy still has that innocent expression, even in front of the referee.

"I don't understand what they say, and I won't let me drink water? I gave a thumbs up and just said the water was delicious! ”

Vardy's explanation left the referee speechless, and although he knew that Vardy was talking nonsense, there was no way to give Vardy a yellow card.

The farce was soon over, and Vardy not only completed the task, but also teased the Yellow Submarine manager and players, and gained a lot.

And the fans in front of the TV were also suddenly made a wave by Vardy, from watching the game quietly to suddenly squirting water.

"If this thing explains that he is going to say hello, I don't believe it!"

"This tease obviously doesn't understand, why do you want to learn other people's eavesdropping tactics, and you went twice?"

"Hollywood producers have taken a cue from Vardy, and the new generation of super IP "Eavesdropping" is about to meet fans!"

"I admire Vardy, I obviously don't understand, but I can pretend to be familiar with his chest, especially his thumb, which is completely the finishing touch!"

......

Ferguson thought that changing Vardy would have an immediate effect, but in fact, the effect was immediate, and the goods began to tease when they came on the field......

However, Vardy, who had completed the task, took the game very seriously and took it very seriously.

A weak opponent, if Manchester United can't win it again, it will be a shame!

No one should stop me, I want to score!

As soon as Vardy came out, he began to run at any cost, taking Rooney and Ronaldo together to press Villarreal's backcourt passing, although it was difficult to break the ball directly, but it could disrupt the opponent's organization, so that the opponent could not pass so calmly.

Especially Vardy, whose rapid speed is like a cheetah, if the opponent's defender has a slight sticky ball at his feet, Vardy will immediately have a chance to let him know what a 100-meter charge is.

Cristiano Ronaldo pressed on the right side, and the opponent's full-back did not have a good passing route, so he could only choose to pass back to the goalkeeper.

Normally, Vardy doesn't have a chance to get the ball, even if he increases his speed a little more, there is no way to get the ball before the Yellow Submarine goalkeeper, and if it is someone else, he has already given up at this time.

But Vardy's strength can't be vented, so he doesn't care what the possibility.

Even if I can't grab the ball, I'm going to scare you out in a cold sweat!

That's what Vardy had in mind.

Yellow Submarine goalkeeper Vieira wasn't nervous at first, or even unimpressed, but he was a little trembling when he saw Vardy flying like a sports car.

As a preliminary estimate, Vardy would not be more than five yards away from the ball by the time he cleared the ball with his big foot.

He also remembered that it is said that Vardy has also suffered losses for several goalkeepers in the Premier League, and there is even a goalkeeper who leaked directly into the goal because he was very nervous in the face of Vardy's sprinting......

So Vieira felt that he couldn't play tricks, so he had better just kick the ball out, otherwise it would be too dangerous.

Facing the incoming ball, Vieira took aim for a kick.

Fly!

It's best to fly straight into the Manchester United goal!

So I'm the Guinness World Record for the longest distance goal!

Great goalkeeper Vieira, scored a great goal today!

Let's pay tribute to Vieira, who is on a par with God!

Vieira has begun to have endless fantasies in her heart, fantasizing about becoming the super door god who makes the whole world worship.

However, the ball did not carry Vieira's dream, but instead dealt him a fatal blow!

Vardy wasn't too close to the ball, so he didn't jump up and turn with his back like everyone else does.

But no one expected that it would fly straight to Vardy's head......

Yellow Submarine goalkeeper Patrick Vieira exclaimed, as did Jamie Vardy.

Vieira's exclamation was tinged with malice;

But Vardy's exclamations were filled with desperation.

Under the watchful eye -

boom

A bang!

Vardy was hit by the cannonball-like ball, and it felt like at that moment, when the ball came into contact with his face, his face was completely deformed!

At that moment, Vardy completely lost consciousness, and it seemed as if a shining god appeared in front of him!

This heavy hammer made everyone can't help but scream!

I'm Nima, it hurts to look at it! It hurts so much!

But the exclamation was far from over, and even the pupils of the Yellow Submarine goalkeeper Vieira's eyes suddenly contracted, turning from panic to despair.

After the ball smacked Vardy in the face, it bounced back, high past the goalkeeper and flew towards the goal.

Vieira stumbled back like a lost dog, hoping to stop the ball from flying into the back of the net.

But this ball was made by Vardy sacrificing his handsome face, and Vieira is not of enough level to return to the sky!

Watching the ball fly into his own goal, Vieira froze in place, lost his soul, as if his soul had been drained all of a sudden.

The regretful exclamations and clamor of the Love Song Stadium had already drowned out all the sounds, and no one could believe that such a dramatic scene would occur on the court.

The Yellow Submarine player was dumbfounded when he looked at the ball, this goal was too weird!

The Manchester United players rushed over to celebrate the goal with Vardy, but as soon as they ran over, they saw that Vardy was already lying on the ground and rolled their eyes, so they almost foamed at the mouth, and they panicked one by one!

The referee hurriedly signaled for the team doctor and the stretcher to enter the field, and the gang of Uyang and Uyang rushed in and carried Vardy onto the stretcher.

The United team doctor opened Vardy's eyes, checked his pupils and did a few more simple tests before he breathed a sigh of relief.

Vardy had a dream in which he was having a happy threesome with Anne and Grace, and just as he was about to reach the peak of happiness, suddenly Grace under him turned into a devil with horns on his head and bit off his own Tintin!

Vardy woke up in an instant!

"Keep the roots!"

Shouting hysterically, Vardy opened his eyes, and before he had time to think about the situation he was in, he groped directly in the sensitive area.

Call!

It's still there!

It was a terrible dream!