In this world, what is easier for people to look at in a different light than a single man with a cat?

The answer is...... Get two cats.

I don't know where I heard of the unscientific theory that if a man has two cats before the age of 30, it means that he may remain celibate forever.

Of course, this statement is not true, at least in Hao Qi's opinion, because as a special case, he actually has a girlfriend.

Though...... My girlfriend's condition is a little strange.

As is customary, let's give us a little bit of the current situation.

Hao Qi, male, 24 years old, the protagonist of this story, is currently a ...... Master shovel officer.

The proficiency of this professional skill seems to have risen a little fast, but considering his own situation, Hao Qi feels that such an increase in proficiency is not an exaggeration at all.

After all, it's not something he can't do, isn't it? Who made his girlfriend, the original 19-year-old beautiful girl Xia Miaomiao, suddenly turn into a cat one day?

Since Xia Miaomiao became a cat, Hao Qi's boyfriend identity has subtly completed the transition to a shovel officer, and this transition is so natural and swift that not long ago, when the neighbor's girl named Chen Niannian entrusted her cat to Hao Qi to take care of before a business trip, he thought it might be a very troublesome job at first.

However, it turns out that what the cat girlfriend said at the time was right.

Shoveling one piece of and shoveling two pieces of is completely indistinguishable for a master shoveler!

As for the history of blood and tears hidden behind this skyrocketing proficiency, it is true...... There is blood, tears, and!

In fact, considering that the bitterness of shoveling has been described in considerable detail at the beginning of the story, the plot of the following story, of course, cannot be so superficial.

For example...... According to the general urine nature, the new expansion is usually updated on a sunny morning.

"I'll take the lead!"

"Meow!"

"Disrupt their formation!"

"Meow meow!"

"Cunning scoundrel! Scourge of evil! ”

"Meow meow meow!"

"Demesia!"

"Meow!"

“……”

If he could, on such a beautiful morning, Hao Qi would rather run a horse by himself than see two cats driving in a group.

Despite the efforts to tuck your head into the double soundproofing of the quilt and pillows to shield the engine from the so-called "triple hairpin bend" from the living room to the kitchen to your bedroom, the reality is ...... The cat cart is never empty.

"Xia Miaomiao! Aged years! Can you two stop for a while? ”

When he felt that his body had finally become the pedal for the two cats to play stunt speed, Hao Qi, who finally couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, turned over and tried to use the quilt to flip the two wild road drivers over on the spot.

"Yikes! The dragon is awake! Run! ”

"Meow!"

…… Even a big dragon can't stand the toss of getting up early and driving all day!

Dalong, who usually gets up early in the morning and is full of energy, has now become depressed and listless because of lack of sleep for several days and neurasthenia...... It's probably about getting up and getting dressed and starting the day's routine.

The cat litter box in the bathroom has changed from one to two - one of them looks a little simple, which is naturally used by his girlfriend, and the other is a semi-closed cat litter box with ultra-high specifications transferred from Chen Niannian's house.

In this regard, his girlfriend has protested solemnly more than once, but she was directly rejected by Hao Qi with the rhetoric of "comparing yourself with others when you go to the toilet", and in fact, it was not she who said not to change the luxury cat litter box!

After shoveling and getting some good water, Hao Qi, who was still sleepy, was a fart. Sitting on the sofa, drowsy watching his cat girlfriend with her new follower with great interest, Xiaoying, who is now called "Aged Nian" by them, runs around the house like crazy.

"I said Xia Miaomiao, aren't you tired after tossing all night?"

"Huh? Didn't you say you wanted me to take good care of Nian Nian! ”

Xia Miaomiao, who happened to pass by the living room, stopped and braked suddenly, and the novice cat car driver who was chasing closely behind Nian Nian obviously didn't expect this kind of operation, his feet slipped, and he slid directly into the kitchen against the floor.

"Meow hahaha Hao Qi, look, this little fool!"

“…… No, no, no, I think I, who promised to help take care of this little guy, was the No. 1 big fool in the sky! ”

According to the previous agreement, the neighbor Chen Niannian went out for training three days ago, and before leaving, he sent Nian Nian to Hao Qi's house to be taken care of by him, and Hao Qi was worried that his girlfriend Xia Miaomiao was bored at home all day long, worried that she was too lonely, and wanted to try to help her find a playmate, so it was logical to accept the job.

Outcome...... Things got out of hand.

The first day of Nian Nian was fine, because the little guy was a little scared, and when he arrived in an unfamiliar environment, it was natural to be wary of Hao Qi, as for Xia Miaomiao, the superficial "same kind", it only cautiously tried a few times, and did not show the goodwill or hostility that should be between the same kind.

However, after a day of running-in period, the next day, the little guy began to adapt to the environment, and at the same time, he began to recognize Xia Miaomiao's "same kind", and on the third day, the two cats ...... Or Xia Miaomiao, who was dressed in cat skin, and the cat finally reached a consensus of friendly alliance, and then, under the leadership of Xia Miaomiao, the head snake and eldest sister, the two cats, one big and one small, began to torture Hao Qi, an outsider, endlessly.

In this regard, Hao Qi doesn't know whether to say that the reason why pet cats are pet cats is because of strong adaptability, or whether Xia Miaomiao is still charming after becoming a cat.

"I'm almost crazy, just stop me for a while! Come and eat! ”

Seeing that Xia Miaomiao, who rarely stopped, still had a sense of unfinished, Hao Qi had to pull down her face to warn her.

"People are crazy every year, forget it, after all, it's a cat, but you're even crazier than others, and you said that you should use the identity of a human sister to play an exemplary role, and you will eat it with cat food, right?"

"Hey...... Who made the family a cat now......"

Xia Miaomiao, who was chewing cat food, didn't think it was angry, and even had time to make a grimace at Hao Qi, as for every year...... Now he looks like a cat's legs, messing around with Xia Miaomiao like a little fart all day long, which makes Hao Qi a little worried......

When Chen Niannian comes back, will he not be able to accept the sad result of his family's originally well-behaved and docile cat being damaged by Xia Miaomiao?