said that Xia Miaomiao would bring bad things every year, and it was definitely not Hao Qi's words.

On the first day that the British shorthair cat was brought to the house every year, Xia Miaomiao persuaded her boyfriend to open a pack of Miao Xian Bao on the grounds that "if you come to the guests, you will use the most sumptuous food to entertain them", and in the end, because she was afraid of getting into the sofa every year and did not dare to come out to eat, this whole package of tuna Miao Xian Bao was cheaper than Xia Miaomiao herself.

In fact, before that, Xia Miaomiao was quite resistant to this kind of food called "Miao Xian Bao" - in her mind, these slimy and wet things were nothing more than the product of animal liver and minced meat mixed with spices and starch, in Xia Miaomiao's own words...... Human self-esteem does not allow her to eat such disgusting food!

As a result, after eating it once......

"Wonderful fresh bag! Fresh Pack! Let's not eat dry cat food! We're going to eat the Wonderful Fresh Bun! ”

Looking at the two cats, one big and one small, squatting in front of the cat bowl and protesting solemnly, Hao Qi suddenly had a headache.

Think about it at the beginning, when buying these wonderful fresh bags, the shopkeeper sister had repeatedly told that it must be used as a "snack" for the cat instead of a staple food, now think about it, the shopkeeper girl is really experienced and prescient.

You must know that when Xia Miaomiao was still a human, fish and all kinds of seafood accounted for most of the food recipes she hated most - even Hao Qi once went out of her pocket to take his girlfriend to eat Japanese food, but after ordering expensive tuna sushi and sashimi platter, she found that she refused to even taste a bite, and confidently said loudly "Only primitive people can eat raw meat", so that the diners around who thought they were enjoying the best food in a noble and cold manner almost choked to death on the spot.

"So that's it! That Miao Xian Bao clearly says that it is fish, why do you like to eat Xia Miaomiao now? ”

"Needless to say!"

In response to her boyfriend's questioning, Xia Miaomiao unceremoniously replied with a contemptuous look like a caring retard.

"The last time you took me for tuna! The main ingredient here is tuna! If you don't find the fish that your girlfriend likes to eat, blame your girlfriend for not eating fish, and you're not a boyfriend at all! ”

“…… Don't think I don't know if I don't read much! Tuna is tuna! ”

"Huh? It's a thing...... Hey hey ......"

Seeing Xia Miaomiao stroking her beard and smirking, Hao Qi was angry.

…… As a result, you don't know what you're eating!

"That'...... So what! ”

Seeing that her boyfriend wanted to take advantage of the situation to gain the upper hand, Xia Miaomiao of course couldn't restrain herself, but more confidently threw out an unshakable killer feature that was recognized by the whole world-

"People are cats now! What's wrong with cats eating fish! ”

“……”

So Hao Qi was speechless on the spot.

If you want to say that cats like to eat fish, I don't know when it began to spread, anyway, nowadays, in any relevant cognition of countries around the world, "cats" and "fish" will be logically linked together, and the constant relationship is much stronger than any food chain.

However, the reality is ...... According to the premise mentioned in passing when talking about "why cats are afraid of water", the ancestors of cats lived in the desert, cats ...... It is likely that for a long time, even the "fish" did not know what exactly it was.

It may sound strange that wild cat diets include rats, birds, insects and even all kinds of reptiles, and there is obviously nothing "fish" in them, and taking a step back, it is not so much that domestic cats like to eat "fish", but more precisely, cats like to eat "fishy" things.

Probably because the tongue is full of barbs, the cat's sense of taste is actually not developed, and the judgment of the "taste" of food relies more on the "nose" than the "tongue", which Hao Qi has confirmed from Xia Miaomiao's mouth before.

Moreover, as a particularly picky and noble feline for food, the cat's biggest requirement for food is not "delicious", but "fresh" - the live prey is disemboweled, and the internal organs exude a pungent smell of blood, so that fresh food is obviously what cats prefer, and "fish" just meets the needs of cats in the "sense of smell".

Finally, from a nutritional point of view, cats need to eat protein-rich, high-energy food to ensure their daily needs, in addition, they also need to supplement a large amount of vitamin A, D and taurine to improve vision and ensure night vision, and the main source of these nutrients for cats is the main recipe for cats rats, and after becoming a pet cat that is raised, there is no chance to catch mice, and want to supplement this nutritional element, after the substitute "fish" appears in front of cats, It was a natural choice for them.

To sum up, cats don't like to eat fish but eat fish, so Xia Miaomiao's argument about "cats eating fish" is not valid!

"No matter! People just want to eat! ”

“…… Well, just a pack! Couldn't have been more! ”

Therefore, no matter how much the truth is said, no matter how rich the theoretical knowledge is, and how complete the chain of evidence is, in the end, it is not necessary to obediently listen to your girlfriend!

I knew that such a thing was ...... Wouldn't it be nice to keep your mouth shut and serve the fresh bun from the beginning!

"That's pretty much ......"

Pacing with satisfaction to his cat bowl, he measured the amount of Miaoxian buns that his boyfriend gave him with sharp eyes, to make sure that he had more than the "other people's cats" next to him, and after ensuring his own rights and interests, Xia Miaomiao nodded with satisfaction, and then put her mouth into the cat bowl to eat.

"Uh-huh...... It doesn't taste like yesterday today, but it's delicious! ”

"Of course...... Today's bag is grouper. ”

"Oooh! Grouper! I've written it down, and I'll try it when I turn back into a human! ”

…… This is probably the truest portrayal of "eating what is in the bowl and thinking about what is in the pot"?

"Hey...... I know that Hao Qi, you are the best to others! ”

Xia Miaomiao, who had eaten all the cat food in the bowl, jumped on the sofa with satisfaction, kissed her boyfriend with a fishy mouth, and then lay down on his thigh as a matter of course.

"Nothing to do...... Say, if you have any excessive requirements, put them all together! ”

To put it mildly, the current Xia Miaomiao, as soon as she pouts Hao Qi, knows what kind of she wants to pull - this is not only the professionalism of a master-level shovel officer, but also the confidence he should have as a boyfriend after being familiar with the new personality formed by the instinctive fusion of his girlfriend and cat.

"Hey...... Actually, it's nothing......"

Xia Miaomiao first raised her eyebrows in surprise, and then rubbed into Hao Qi's arms shamelessly.

"People just think...... If you put it down, you might be able to put it out, or ......"

"Don't think!"

"Oh, Hao Qi...... Anyway, it's also put there, isn't there such a sentence, if you want to conquer the cat's heart, you must first conquer the cat's stomach! ”

The subject and object of this statement have been completely reversed by you!

"The best way to preserve food is to put it in your stomach!"

So why don't you even eat the preservation link together?

"Instead of saving the best for the end and then being snatched by someone else, it's better to eat it in the first place!"

“……”

Faced with his girlfriend's fallacies one after another, Hao Qi finally lowered his strong head.

"Good, good...... Can't I promise you? I'm going to open a can of cat food for you tonight. ”

"Yay! Every year, every year! The two of us have a big dinner tonight! ”

"Meow?"

"Meow, you're big! Why don't you hurry up and eat all the fresh buns in the bowl...... Well, just look at the way you look and know that you can't finish eating, so how about I reluctantly help you share a little? ”

“……”

So, after abandoning the dignity of being a human being and completely moving closer to the instinct of a cat, now it is beginning to be dominated by the will of foodies!