Chapter 1 What should I do if my girlfriend becomes a cat? Wait online, it's in a hurry!
"Do you have that kind of ...... Is it the experience of a girlfriend who slept next to me the night before waking up and suddenly becoming a cat? What should I do if I encounter this situation? I'm in a hurry to wait online."
Hao Qi, a newcomer at level 14 of Tieba, clicked the send button after typing this line with his stiff fingers, and then fell into deep contemplation on the computer screen.
Why is this happening?
For the first time, he had someone he liked, and the person he liked happened to like himself, and the two happy things coincided, and these two happiness brought him more happiness, and what he got was supposed to be a happy time like a dream, but ......
Why did she wake up and Xia Miaomiao became a cat?
Anyway, let's take a look at everyone's responses.
"Flower arrangement in the front row."
"Appeared! The legendary level 14 newcomer is a big water ratio!"
"Boats, swords, tanks, planes, and now I finally don't even let go of cats!"
"Actually, this post was posted by the LZ family's cat face rolling keyboard, is it cool to be a little bit?"
"Wake up, there's no girlfriend in the dead house, it's all just your illusion."
Hallucination?
In order to confirm this, Hao Qi turned his head and looked again at the double bed that had been the carrier last night, witnessing his transition from boy to man from beginning to end.
The sheets were fresh last night, but they were a little crumpled because of the intense process, and the pattern of white flowers on a blue background was dotted with abrupt red, in addition to some smudged stains - those were the children who Hao Qi was too nervous for the first time, couldn't find the entrance, and accidentally broke Durex, and scattered the sheets.
"Daddy, I'm sorry for you."
Hao Qi mourned for three seconds in his heart for these little tadpoles who died before they could get out of school.
The quilt had been thrown to the foot of the bed when he woke up, and now the double bed was empty, except for two pillows...... It's the pure white cutie that his girlfriend Xia Miaomiao wore last night, and ...... A cat sleeping soundly on the cutie.
It was a black and white cat...... Well, Hao Qi just baidu, this breed should be the "four hooves stepping on the snow" in the Chinese pastoral cats, as the name suggests, the cat's four paws are pure white coat color, in addition to the belly and chin are also snow white, and the back and limbs are shiny black, such a color combination looks quite eye-catching but complements each other.
All right...... Now is not the time to taste cat breeds.
Hao Qi, who forced himself to calm down, restarted his logical arrangement-
First of all, when I woke up, my girlfriend Xia Miaomiao was not around.
Secondly, in addition to the cutie, all of the girlfriend's clothes, including mobile phones and other personal belongings, are also in this room.
Again, Hao Qi confirmed that he did lock the door before going to bed, and the inspection just now also confirmed this.
Finally, and most crucially......
Due to the presence of a certain predator, in this room...... At all, there is simply no such thing as a small animal like a cat!
If the above reasoning is only used as circumstantial evidence, then what really makes Hao Qi confirm that the cat is his girlfriend Xia Miaomiao is ......
"Hmm...... Let the family sleep a little longer......"
The cat, who was gently provoked by Hao Qi with his fingers, turned over, chirped, and made this sound that he was all too familiar with.
It's not going to be fake, is it?! How can there be a cat in this world that can talk! And it's still my girlfriend's voice!
So, looking at this bewitching meow chan sleeping in a bewitching position, Hao Qi fell into a wave of contemplation again.
His girlfriend Xia Miaomiao has become a cat?
If it's not a dream right now, then ...... I'm afraid this thing really happened.
In order to make sure that this is not a dream, including pinching himself, spinning the top, etc., he has tried it just now, judging from the current situation, the possibility that this is not a dream seems to be quite large, however, in order to make the final confirmation, Hao Qi still feels ...... You should try to see it yourself.
So, he carefully went around to the other side of the bed, bent down, stretched out his fingers, and poked the cat's belly.
"Meow!"
The frightened pastoral cat in its sleep reflexively rolled, and its front paws unceremoniously swept over the back of Hao Qi's hand, leaving several bright blood paths on it.
"Shhh Under the severe pain, Hao Qi stumbled back, only to stomp on the rubber products that had been thrown to the ground last night.
"Boom!"
"Bang dang!"
"Whew!"
Hao Qi, who hit his head on the computer chair and then fell to the ground with the chair, finally let out a miserable scream.
"You want to die! Hao Qi! ”
While Hao Qi was rolling around on the floor with one hand and the back of his head with the other, the cat on the bed, who had finally woken up, scolded him unceremoniously.
"The old lady was so late last night that she clung to you, and now you are running to poke the itchy flesh of the old lady, why don't you fall to death!"
“……”
Putting aside the huge amount of information in the words, Hao Qi found that he was more concerned about it now...... It turned out to be the title of the "old lady".
"Miao Miao...... What did you just call yourself? ”
"Huh? It's nothing, people say ......"
In the middle of speaking, the cat's voice suddenly paused.
Hao Qi ...... How do I feel like you're getting bigger? ”
As soon as he said this, before Hao Qi could answer painfully, the cat suddenly meowed and laughed on the bed.
"Meow ha...... Could it be that after a man has done that kind of thing, he can even get bigger than that thing? Meow ha, I really laughed to death......"
At first, the cat's laughter was extraordinarily bold, but after a while, the laughter suddenly became smaller and smaller, and finally it suddenly jammed.
"! How did I grow hair! ”
"Poof!"
Although the back of his head still hurts terribly, Hao Qi, who suddenly heard this sentence, still didn't hold back.
"You're laughing at your sister...... How can my nails grow so long! I just got my manicure yesterday ......"
Before the words fell, the next moment, the cat on the bed suddenly exploded and jumped out of bed.
"Hao Qi!"
"Again...... What's wrong with it? ”
"What's wrong with me?! You're all broken, and you're still asking me! ”
The cat dragged its tail with its front paws in horror and slammed it in front of Hao Qi.
"Look! You've got hair growing too! ”
“……”
Look at this one that has not yet been truly perceived...... Or the cat girlfriend who didn't realize what was going on even after being aware of the situation, Hao Qi knew that it was time for him to tell her the truth.
"You wait a little longer......"
Rubbing the back of his head, and then looking at the bloody stabbing on the back of his hand, Hao Qi, who had finally calmed down in pain, got up, ran to his girlfriend's bag, and pulled out her makeup mirror from it.
"Come and see."
Hao Qi, who returned to the cat's side, placed the mirror in front of her.
"! What the heck! ”
“……”
Although his cat girlfriend has shown a caring side since just now, Hao Qi still endured the mood of asking questions and patiently explained to her.
"I don't know why...... Miao Miao, you seem to have become a cat. ”
"I ...... Turned into a cat? ”
The cat looked in the mirror, and then at the "giant face" of Hao Qi in front of him, which was huge compared to its size.
Finally, it looked at its paws.
"Huh!"
"It hurts, it hurts!"
So, while Hao Qi covered his cheeks and gasped, one person and one cat finally reached a consensus on the current situation.
Hao Qi's girlfriend, Xia Miaomiao, has really become a cat.