Chapter 2 My girlfriend can't call herself a mother!

Before entering into a serious discussion about the current state of affairs, it is necessary to introduce the protagonist of this story.

Hao Qi, male, 24 years old, just graduated from university, currently unemployed, virgin ...... Ahem, at least until yesterday.

In this terrible era when the post-00s have entered the stage of second child, it is not too much to say that a 24-year-old leftover man is a terrier, and like Hao Qi, who not only failed to get rid of his virgin body in the previous ten years of student days, but also did not even have a slightly reliable relationship, I am afraid that there are even fewer guys.

However, Hao Qi himself thinks this is normal.

"What's wrong with a man focusing on entrepreneurship before the age of 30 and not thinking about marriage and love?"

This was the answer he gave in the face of his mother's stern questioning about his personal problems, and it seemed to be a straightforward answer.

Hao Qi's mother was very satisfied with this answer, so while she was proud and proud of her son like most mothers, she also began to find ways to arrange blind date activities for Hao Qi every once in a while.

No way, parents are such amazing creatures, five years ago they may run to school to make a fuss because their children are coming home with classmates of the opposite sex, shouting that other people's bad children are in early love, don't bring their own treasures; And five years later, they will also spare no effort to sell any single and heterosexual creatures that may exist in the vicinity of their homes to their children one by one or simply in large quantities, so as to ensure that they can live a three-generation retirement life as soon as possible.

Hao Qi doesn't want his life to develop like this, and he doesn't want to have such a blind date in the future who has only met three or five times and decided who will buy a house, decorate, buy furniture, buy a car, etc., and become his future other half.

The so-called reality is ...... Not every passer-by heroine is called Sage Hui.

Although he is well aware of this, in fact, Hao Qi has always had an unrealistic, ideal of love.

"I hope that one day, I can meet a girl who can make me fall in love at first sight in the most romantic scene, and then fall in love, date, get married, and give my precious first time to her who I love the most on the wedding night."

This classic dialogue that took place in the dormitory night talk after the lights went out was widely circulated by Hao Qi's roommates as the funniest joke in the four years of college, but despite this, no girl in these four years looked at him differently because of this.

Obviously, the world needs more heroes, but the virgin is not inferior to him.

It is precisely because of such a past experience that Hao Qi is extremely grateful for God's mercy because of his encounter with Xia Miaomiao.

Although the process of meeting is not as beautiful and romantic as imagined.

It was a summer afternoon, Hao Qi, who was out foraging, was unfortunately treated as an idiot on the bus, and the "victim" who stomped on him and almost broke his finger was his current girlfriend Xia Miaomiao.

Therefore, it is so important for a person to have environmental awareness, if it weren't for the fact that he really had a pair of chopsticks for his own use in his pocket, Hao Qi probably wouldn't be able to prove his innocence, after all, as a virgin, it is not uncommon for him to have strange chemical reactions due to friction and heat in that crowded occasion.

Anyway, after proving that everything was just a beautiful misunderstanding, the subsequent development process was like most stories, Hao Qi invited Xia Miaomiao to dinner for an unwanted apology, and in the next few days, Xia Miaomiao empathetically invited Hao Qi back for the same reason, and the two hooked up together in such a romantic relationship.

Hao Qi himself is quite satisfied with this natural love, especially Xia Miaomiao, in addition to the crushing extraordinary combat power she played when she met for the first time, she showed the perfect girl image in his mind in the subsequent relationship between the two.

Gentle, considerate, bird-friendly, fond of small animals...... All in all, such a perfect girl like a Nadeshiko in District 11 was finally able to become his girlfriend, and even willingly agreed to help him solve the virginity problem before the two obtained the certificate and confirmed the relationship, it can be said that Hao Qi feels that he is already a winner in life in the true sense.

Until just now, Xia Miaomiao, who had turned into a cat, used that strange self-proclaimed name in front of him.

"Hao Qi, look, the old lady still has a beard!"

At this time, she was lying on the bed with a curious face and looking at her current appearance in the mirror, and it seemed that she was more excited than afraid.

“…… Cats have beards regardless of male or female. ”

Although he couldn't understand his girlfriend's current brain circuit at all, Hao Qi felt that he really had to ask about it.

"Miao Miao...... I always feel that from the beginning of the moment, the tone of your voice is a little wrong, is it because it has become a sequelae of cats? ”

"Huh?"

Suddenly asked by Hao Qi so solemnly, the cat stroked his beard with a deep face.

Hao Qi ...... I'm sorry, but there's something I haven't told you. ”

“……”

Hao Qi took a deep breath, and then desperately reminded himself to be calm and calm.

“…… Say it, Miao Miao, don't worry, I'm sincere to you, no matter what kind of demon you are, as long as you give me a period of time to get used to, I think I can accept it! ”

Xu Xianning, Caichen, Yin Zhiping's soul possessed at this moment, Hao Qi was not alone at this time! Also, don't worry too much about getting mixed in with strange people!

"You...... What are you talking about! A sucker! ”

If the cat can also blush, Xia Miaomiao must be red at this time.

"Huh? Didn't you want to tell me the story of what kind of ninth virgin I am, who saved you in a certain life and then you cultivated as a cat demon and came back to repay your kindness? ”

The result of excessive delusion was that Hao Qi received another paw from his girlfriend on his arm - the previous two paws had used up all the band-aids, so now he could only endure it.

"Why didn't the old lady find out that your imagination is so rich!"

Not again! That's it!

Hao Qi, who had forgotten the pain for a while, widened his eyes and lay on the side of the bed, looking intently at his cat girlfriend.

Such a look made the cat a little uneasy, but under rational restraint, she still resisted the urge to use her paws again.

"What do you see! Mother...... I mean, I've always been like that! ”

Such a ...... Nature? ”

"That's right...... Ahhh Don't look at me like that! I admit that I have been trying to pretend to be a lady before, because Hao Qi, you don't keep saying that you like my gentle and cute appearance! ”

“……”

That's really ...... Surprising truth.

Although the claw marks on his arms were still painful, Hao Qi couldn't help but want to laugh now.

"What are you laughing at! A sucker! ”

At first, he barked angrily, but in an instant, the cat suddenly lowered his head.

Hao Qi ...... You didn't lie to you because I deliberately pretended to be like that...... You don't like me, do you? ”

At this point, her voice suddenly rose a few degrees more.

"Tell you! The old lady gave you the most precious first time! You...... How dare you dislike me for this little thing...... I'll bite you to death! ”

So let's just say...... Who's stupid?

Hao Qi, who finally couldn't control his emotions, hugged his stupid and cute girlfriend.

"Of course, deceiving people is not good behavior, so don't do it in the future."

"Hao Qi ......"

"You don't have to deliberately change yourself for me, my Miao Miao, no matter what kind of personality I like!"

"Meow ......"

The cat, who was obviously moved by this sentence, closed its big yellow and black eyes and put its small mouth with a long beard towards Hao Qi's face.

Not...... Wait a minute.

When subconsciously holding the cat's nose with his lips, Hao Qi suddenly realized an important problem.

What is currently being discussed seems to be completely biased, right? Shouldn't we study why Xia Miaomiao turned into a cat, and how to restore it to its original state to be more in line with the current situation?

Then again, kissing a cat or something...... I always felt as if something was wrong.

So in the next second, Hao Qi screamed again without accident.

"Tongue tongue tongue ...... My tongue is hooked! ”