Chapter 79: The Ass of the Whole Stand
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When Vardy gets the ball, there are always two defenders who defend Vardy diagonally in front of and behind diagonally on the side of the goal, so Vardy simply keeps going wide.
With no one to intercept him head-on, Jamie Vardy dribbled the ball down the way to the bottom under the escort of defenders.
I can't go inside into the box, can't I cross?
Anyway, in the face of such an unenterprising opponent, Moyes's tactics are usually to bombard him on the outside and on the inside, and today he also played the role of a crosser.
So for the next 10 minutes, Vardy began to play a fancy cross from the left - down the bottom to find the front spot, arc 45 degrees, and move wide to the right......
But ten minutes later, Villa still couldn't guard against his cross-
The reason is simple, Jamie Vardy's left-footed cross is a bit unreliable......
Usually if you want to have good crosses, you need long-term training, and Vardy, a 18-year-old kid who just came out of the academy, will go through special training, even if the system has an all-round improvement, it will not make him a crosser master.
The most important problem - the left foot is not Vardy's habitual foot!
Therefore, everyone has the impression that Vardy's cross will mean the end of Everton's attack.
Everyone was relieved to let Vardy cross, no matter how happy he was, it was useless!
Ferguson was irritated in the penalty area, watching Vardy's cross go wide of the sky, even if he was superman, he couldn't reach it!
Vardy scratched his head, how did this image not feel right from what he imagined?
After thinking about it, Vardy didn't hesitate to switch to the right.
It's okay this time, right, with a right-footed cross from the right, at least it's a little more reliable, right?
Perhaps before, the Villa players would have been a little jealous of Vardy's crosses, but after a few waves of his crosses, they felt that even if Vardy let go of the cross, it probably wouldn't pose any threat to their defence.
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Seeing the playful eyes of the opponent's defenders, Vardy was really going to explode!
So immediately reach out for the ball!
Good friend Cahill naturally didn't lose face, so the ball soon came to Vardy's feet.
Villa's two defenders only looked at Vardy symbolically, guarding against him suddenly sprinting down the middle, and as for the rest, you can play as you like!
Vardy didn't believe in evil and didn't continue to go down to the bottom, and went straight to the bottom with a 45-degree kick cross.
The ball arced over the box and found Ferguson in the box.
It's a pity that Ferguson was not prepared at all, he didn't expect Vardy's pass to suddenly become so accurate, so that he jumped a little late, the force was not sufficient, and the header was deflected by the Villa goalkeeper!
Everyone looked at Vardy in disbelief.
Why did the cross suddenly become so accurate?
Meng, right?
Two of Villa's defenders consoled themselves with this, it was definitely a blind cat meeting a dead mouse.
After a bit of shock, they went their own way and continued to deflect Vardy's cross.
Looking at his opponent's stubborn appearance, Vardy felt that he could definitely open meat today.
So when the ball came to his feet again, he didn't hesitate to cross again, the same force, the same arc, and the same route.
The ball was hit over the box again.
However, unlike the last time, Ferguson was ready to carry Villa's centre-back, and a beautiful lion flicked his head, and the ball flew into the corner of Villa's goal.
The crowd burst into cheers, although such a goal does not seem to have much technical content, but in the Premier League, fans just like such a simple and direct goal, combining power and competition.
Ferguson lunged at Vardy like a tank, picked him up and celebrated wildly.
No way, although Ferguson is a stump-like tactical centre-forward, how can he not have a heart to score!
Because of tactical and ability problems, Ferguson's goal rate has always been low, and even sometimes not as many as the midfielders, this game scored a domineering header to show his characteristics, how could he not thank Vardy.
Looking at the Everton players celebrating wildly, Villa's side was dumbfounded.
Didn't you say Jamie Vardy wouldn't cross?
Could it be that the previous poor performances on the left side were all covering up people's eyes?
That's treacherous, isn't it?
Vardy was still very excited to get out of the crowd with his teammates, and no matter what, the team was ahead!
For him, goals aren't really much different from assists, and they're all worth a system gold anyway.
Keep up the good work, kill the game quickly, and then go to complete the mission, if the team does not guarantee victory, he will have a troubled conscience if he paddles himself to complete the task without guaranteeing victory.
Walking towards his own half, applauding the fans on the sidelines, and the fans being happy, should be the biggest pursuit of the players.
"I love your bondage!"
"Show us one more teaser!"
"Come and ravage me!"
......
Hearing the fans shouting out, Vardy's face instantly collapsed.
Can we still have fun together?
After thinking about it, Vardy turned around, pouted his ass and twisted it a few times into the stands.
Don't you want me to make fun of me, and now I'll show you teasing!
And then in the next second, there was a riot in the stands!
Looking around, all over the stands, thousands of butts writhing at Vardy......
Male, female, round, shriveled, square...... All sorts of ass!
Vardy cried!
Don't tease people like this!
He really wanted to rush to the stands and kill them one by one to make them feel comfortable!
"What a unique way to celebrate, Vardy is leading the way again, such a spectacular spectacle, in front of so many butts, I have nothing to say!"
The narrator couldn't hold back, and after finishing speaking, he burst out laughing again!
Perhaps Ferguson's goal in this game will not be remembered, and the only thing that people will never forget is the butt of the stand.
Forget it, so many fans can play themselves to death!
The self-aware Vardy wisely chose to retreat.
However, when passing by the away team's bench, Vardy looked at O'Lelei with a smile on his face!
Didn't you say there was a way to restrain me?
Now do you think your face hurts?
Do you need me to rub your ass?
Looking at the mocking smile on Vardy's lips, the Villa boss felt that he was about to have a heart attack.