Chapter 78: Fart and Crash Him
David Moyes knows that his tactics are not invincible, and he has a better chance of losing against a super strong team. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Everton's defense may not be able to defend against the strong attack of the super team, and the counterattack may not be able to penetrate the defense of the super team, which is the most basic problem.
But Villa aren't super strong, they don't have that terrible offense and they don't have that tight defense.
Excuse me, who gave you the confidence?
"I think Jamie must be very happy to hear you!" Moyes shrugged, spread his palms, and said nonchalantly.
That's right, Vardy was really happy when he heard what O'Leary said about himself, because life is so dull, always funny and troublesome, and he needs more passion.
Very good, you said that you found a way to restrain me from playing, so please show it to your heart's content.
That way my riposte will be more favorable!
During the pre-game warm-up, Jamie Vardy took time to catch a glimpse of O'Leary in front of the visitors' bench.
"What are you doing?" Back in the line, Gravison whispered to Vardy.
Vardy's gaze remained unchanged, and he turned his head and said: "I'll go and set a position, and I'll be ready to launch a missile to blow him up!" ā
Graveson rolled his eyes, "I think it's more realistic for you to go over and fart!" ā
Vardy's eyes lit up, and it was a great idea!
So Vardy walked to the sidelines, about seven or eight yards from the visitors' bench, and turned around.
Pouted his ass and twisted it around, as if something was brewing.
Everyone on the away bench watched Vardy concave up front, and they had no idea what the second was going to do.
After Vardy finished twisting his ass, the back seat of his ass sank violently, and at the same time, he voiced "Bang! ā
Everyone was stunned.
Excuse me, what do you mean by that?
You're a rocket, you're going to launch?
But then Vardy turned around and told everyone what he meant!
Stretched out his left hand, fanned it lightly in front of his nose, and made an exaggerated expression of frowning, as if he smelled an unacceptable smell and wanted to disperse it quickly.
Are you farting at me?
Aurelei felt the blood rush up the top of his head, and he was about to explode!
Umpire!
Where is the referee?
This bastard insults me and he farts at me!
The taste doesn't matter first, the key is that he dubbed it!
Boom!
O'Lelei glanced around, but did not find the referee's figure, it turned out that it was not yet the time for the referee to enter.
"Whoever kicks that bastard in the ass, I promise he'll start the next game!" Aurelei gritted his teeth and said to the players next to him.
At this time, he was surrounded by substitute players, rarely had the opportunity to play, and the manager's conditions were not tempting.
But everyone is not stupid, they fight in front of everyone, and the FA's fines come down, and they are estimated to not be able to play for a season.
Therefore, everyone chose to retreat very tacitly!
Neat one, two, three-
There was no one left with O'Leary......
The moment he looked back, O'Lelei had the urge to sell all of Villa's substitutes......
Aurelilai couldn't take it, and neither did Moyes.
For Vardy's character who wants to be teased when he has nothing to do, Moyes is really shocked.
God knows when he will be punished for not playing for a season, and Everton will not be mixed?
......
Soon, the players from both sides gathered in the players' tunnel to prepare for the appearance ceremony.
There was a lot of cheering at Goodison Park, and as Vardy walked out of the tunnel, there were banners and pictorials of him in the stands.
Vardy is very happy, it seems that he is also quite popular!
But when he saw the specific content of the pictorial, his face instantly collapsed, and the whole person felt bad!
"Please, beg to be ravaged, please don't have mercy on me!"
"I love your goals, but I like your bundles even more!"
"Professional gymnast, good flexibility, satisfy all your fetishes!"
......
The pictorial is full of Vardy's posture tied up by tricks, all kinds of ecstasy, all kinds of temptations, especially expressions, how obscene and obscene!
Jamie Vardy just wanted to ask: Who are you fans?
In other words, he is the spokesperson of the comic system, but why are there so many comic fans, is the system flooded now?
A few of the animals were already laughing until their stomachs hurt, what a joyful atmosphere in the stadium!
The Villa players couldn't laugh or cry, they should have been quite a solemn atmosphere, and they were ready to fight a tough battle, but they were so discouraged by the Everton fans!
However, after the start of the game, everyone was still serious, maybe they could have been a little happy before, but now that they are going to win or lose, please stay calm!
Ten minutes before the opening, both sides were in the tentative stage, and neither of them directly threw out a killing move.
Everton naturally won't take the initiative to attack, and even if they have the opportunity, they will only be superficial;
And for Villa, unless they go crazy, they will press Everton away from home, so that Everton can counterattack and beat Villa out!
After a period of temptation, the two sides also got to know each other a little bit and began to get better!
Villa does not rush forward, and opens the formation to attack step by step, it doesn't matter if it can't be played, the important thing is not to give Everton a chance to counterattack.
Everton were also slowed down and had to tangl with Villa in midfield.
Vardy repeatedly sprinted and pressed in the midfield position, but there was no way to form a link with his teammates, and a center forward like Ferguson is more suitable to stand in the penalty area, allowing him to press high, which is really a bit embarrassing.
After repeating it a few times, Vardy began to gasp a little, and seeing that it was useless, he simply gave up and continued to press.
Turning his head to look at O'Leary, who had an indifferent expression on the sidelines, Vardy thought that this guy really had two brushes.
O'Lelei didn't talk nonsense, he really thought of a way to limit Vardy's play, and that was to push Vardy to the wing.
When it was Everton's turn to attack, there was a defender in front of him and behind him, and he also kept a certain distance from Vardy, leaving Vardy without space and route from the wing to the middle.
In this way, whether it is a counterattack or a positional battle, it blocks the possibility of Vardy's impact.
This wishful thinking is so loud!
But Vardy would love to ask O'Leary, is that why you're pretending?
Well, it looks like I'm being underestimated!
Maybe this kind of defense will make it impossible for him to rush up, or even stay away from the goal.
But are you so sure I can't pass or assist?
Believe it or not, I crippled you with an assist in this game?
What the? You don't believe it?
Very good, then I'll let you see how good my "little assist expert" is today!