"A song made of poetry?"

"Sounds like a bit of fun."

"What's that...... Why do I feel a little uneasy? ”

……

After repeating the two simple string sounds a few times, Yu Xian glanced at "Profound Still", almost didn't hold back his smile, and then aimed at the microphone, sighed lightly and opened his voice:

"Two Yellow Orioles Singing Green Willows"

The first sentence is sung, and the "poetry party" is all lightly raised eyebrows.

"It seems to make a little bit of sense."

"Brother Salted Fish has finally sounded us, .jpg moved."

"Close your eyes and listen."

……

As soon as the poetry party finished praising it, Yu Xian immediately exposed the original appearance of the song:

"You don't have a girlfriend yet"

As soon as the second lyrics came out, many people who were sitting in front of the computer screen, watching Yu Xian's live broadcast, and listening to Yu Xian's singing suddenly choked.

Damn?!

What the hell is this lyrics? Isn't it said that good poetry is constructed?

"Brother Salted Fish, what are you doing here?"

"Heart-piercing in the middle of the night!"

"Brother Salted Fish, if you are so messy, you are likely to lose us."

"666, a victory for female listeners, hahaha!"

"Anchor, you will lose fans if you are a woman over a man!"

……

Just when a large number of male listeners were angry and female audiences applauded, Yu Xian once again reversed their mentality with his singing:

"Male and female rabbits walk low"

"You don't have a boyfriend yet"

Syllable!

The female listeners who had just applauded choked up, and the two lyrics were like an invisible slap in the face, slapping themselves fiercely.

"A river flows eastward"

"You don't have a boyfriend yet"

"How sad can you be"

"You don't have a girlfriend yet"

"Draw the knife and cut off the water, and the water will flow more"

"You don't have a boyfriend yet"

"Raise a glass to eliminate sorrow and sorrow"

"You don't have a girlfriend yet"

……

The song gradually reaches its climax, and the listener's heart gradually enters the deep valley.

Sailors who know some poems endure heart-piercing pain and appreciate the half of the lyrics that are verses. I have to say that the verses in this song, if you pick them out individually, are all one of the best poems. But...... The verse ends with the phrase "You don't have a boyfriend yet", which feels like you're enjoying the warm and comfortable water in a hot spring when suddenly a basin of ice water falls over your head. This feeling, not to mention how exciting it is.

"When the road is uneven, I roar"

"You don't have a girlfriend yet"

"This song should only be in heaven"

"You don't have a boyfriend yet"

……

"Brother Salted Fish, I beg you, stop singing! My health bar is empty. ”

"I'm running out of blue."

"My mother asked me why I was vomiting blood to watch the live broadcast."

……

Yu Xian completely ignored all the remarks in the barrage, and sang the last sentence in a voice with a little grievance unhurriedly:

"I'm also a single-body-dog-"

At this point, the whole song is sung.

"Suck! The last sentence is bloody. ”

"I'm also relieved to hear Brother Salted Fish call himself a single dog."

"+1 upstairs!"

"+2 upstairs!"

"Upstairs +10086!"

……

"Click! Da-da, da-da. At the same time, the bathroom door was opened, and a girl wrapped in a white bath towel walked out barefoot.

"Brother, it doesn't matter if you're single, you have me." Yu Jiajia's sudden words blew up the live broadcast room in an instant.

"Instant Crit!"

"A mouthful of old blood ......"

"Unexpected dog food, still German-flavored!"

"Brother Salted Fish, don't go, you pay me for my blood!"

……

"Uh...... Jiajia, I'm going to live broadcast here, put on my clothes first and then come out. Yu Xian saw his sister's outfit, and hurriedly covered the camera with his right hand.

"Now, since my brother has covered the camera, it doesn't matter if he wears it here, right?" As she spoke, Yu Jiajia deliberately pulled down the white bath towel wrapped around her body slightly.

"No...... Go back to the bathroom for a change! Yu Xian closed his eyes, lowered his head, and stretched out his left hand to the bathroom.

"Okay." Yu Jiajia smirked a little smugly, then turned around and walked back to the bathroom.

Seeing his sister return to "safety", Yu Xian let out a long breath and removed his right hand from the camera.

"I didn't expect you to be this kind of salted fish!"

"It's horrible, phew!"

"yes, it's terrible, if you don't usually broadcast live......"

"Big salted fish! I've found you! Is that why you cut off for six days? ”

"Eh, I'll go, the novel party is here."

"Brother Salted Fish said: Yes, yes, is it possible that the body is hollowed out, and you won't be allowed to rest for a few days?"

……

"What are you thinking about, hey! Brake quickly, stop! Seeing that the scene was out of control for a while, Yu Xian quickly responded and shouted to stop.

However, this wave has not settled, and it has risen again.

The army of the novel party has entered the salted fish brother talk room, and a large wave of barrages of urging changes has followed.

"Big salted fish, "Star Change" has been off for six days, it can't be a eunuch, right?"

"Do you still want to write it, give me a quasi-letter?"

"What exactly does the phrase 'so tired, take a break' mean at the end of the chapter? It's been six days since you've been in the thick of it. ”

……

Although it's a reminder.,But compared to the days before the explosion on the shelves.,Now this style of painting is already in mind.。

After all, there is a precedent of "depending on luck, random update" to update 280 chapters in one go, and the psychological tolerance of readers of "Star Change" has been greatly improved, and there is no craze of abandoning books, quitting the group, and scolding at the beginning.

Of course, after breaking for so long, it was almost time to wear out their long-accumulated patience.

"The update will definitely be updated, and when I have rested enough, it will be back to normal. Alas, I've been very busy lately, and I can't help it. Yu Xian sighed and waved his hand helplessly.

"That's why you're streaming?"

"If you have time to live broadcast and don't have time to code, you can't do it?"

"Big salted fish, you tease readers like this, sooner or later you will play yourself to death!"

……

The condemnation of the novel party has become more and more intense, and the sailors who originally just wanted to watch the live broadcast with peace of mind can't stand it:

"Hey, what's the noise? Didn't you see Brother Salted Fish live broadcast? What are you doing with novels!? ”

"That's it, Brother Salted Fish ignore them and sing a few more songs."

"You have enough benefits for the novel party, can't we let the music party listen to nursery rhymes for a while?"

"Tsk, the big salted fish is a novel written first, and then a musical path. First come, first served, okay? I came first, why are you so familiar? ”

……

"Ahem." Yu Xian couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to pretend to cough and seize it.

Both sides are masters, and both sides can't be offended, which is the most painful.

"Don't quarrel, peace is precious, everyone is salted fish, what's there to fight for?" Yu Xian gritted his teeth, so he had to repeat his old tricks, "Actually, my live broadcast singing is also conceiving the plot of the novel. Really, don't believe me, I'm going to sing a song that fits into the plot of the novel right now. ”