"Don't listen, don't listen, I don't listen! I want to watch "Star Change"! ”

"If you don't listen to the pull, Brother Salted Fish leave them alone, sing quickly."

"I'm really curious about your brain circuits, has the poison you just been fed has been resolved?"

"Good medicine is good for disease!"

"But that's poison......"

……

In the midst of the discussion in the live broadcast room, a sound of horses' hooves stomping the ground and electronic piano music mixed with distant and near sounded, Yu Xian took a breath lightly and suddenly spoke:

"Once upon a time"

"The dragon suddenly appeared"

"Brought disaster and took the princess away and disappeared"

"The Kingdom is in Danger"

"Who is the bravest in the world"

"A brave man arrived"

"Shout loudly"

"I'm going to bring the best sword"

"Over the Highest Mountain"

"Into the Deepest Forest"

"Bring the princess back to you"

"The king was very pleased"

"Busy asking his name"

"The young man thought about it"

"He said Your Majesty, my name is "

……

The rhythm of the song is very brisk, and the first main theme is sung very quickly. Yu Xian has been singing casually, and the sailors in the live broadcast room are a little unhappy.

"Is this what you call 'blending into the plot of the novel'? I don't read much, don't lie to me, Brother Salted Fish! ”

"Is retro so popular now? It's an old routine from a thousand years ago. ”

"I can't take it anymore! I can completely guess what the song says. It must be some kind of Dragon Quest, the princess marries the warrior, oh - the old-fashioned vulgar routine! ”

"Defeated, defeated! Brother Salted Fish, if you add this kind of plot to "Star Change", I will definitely give up the pit! ”

"Salted fish brother Jiang Lang is done, eh, everyone is gone!"

……

Seeing the novel party sending all the complaints and accusations in the barrage, the corners of Yu Xian's mouth quietly outlined a sarcastic smile, and at the same time raised his head slightly, a strange light flashed out of the corner of his eyes, and then he took a deep breath of air:

"Dhara Bongbabandebedib Dobiruon"

"One More Time"

"Dhara Bongbabandebedib Dobiruon"

Yu Xian breathed briefly, then lowered his voice slightly:

"Isn't it?"

"Dhara Bongbabandebedib Dobiruon"

After singing this sentence, he immediately changed the tone back:

"Yes, yes"

"Dhara Bongbabandebedib Dobiruon"

Yu Xian uses two different timbres to play the two roles of "Brave" and "King" in the song, which makes people feel like there are really two people in a conversation. It is not difficult for one person to play two roles, but the difficult thing is to sing the name of the brave man in one breath.

The first stanza of the song ends, followed by a rhythmic and brisk accompaniment to the sound of horses' hooves.

"Meow meow?"

"Weakly ask: Does anyone remember the name of the brave man in the song?"

"The king remembers."

"The sudden commotion flashed Lao Tzu's waist! Brother Salted Fish, you pay me for my medical expenses! ”

"I admit my mistake, I slap my face! It's such a magical music...... Again! In the second half, I must remember the name of the brave! ”

……

"Hero Dara Bang"

"Ride the fastest horse"

"Departure from the castle with everyone's hope"

"Defeat the Monsters"

"Obtain 12 Gold Coins"

"Witness of countless scars"

"He's slowly leveling up"

"Remote and beautiful village"

"Open all chests"

"The Holy Moonlight that guides the way forward with wind and frost"

"Breaking into a cave"

"The Princess and the Terrible Dragon"

"The Hero Draws the Sword"

"The Dragon Says"

……

The main theme ends, and the chorus is coming.

"I must remember the name of the brave this time!"

"Me too!"

"I don't believe it!"

……

Looking at the barrage, Yu Xian almost laughed, but fortunately, he held back. Yu Xian took a sharp breath, puffed out his cheeks, and a rough voice came out:

"I'm Kuntu Kuta Katikot Suva Sila Song"

"One More Time"

"I'm Kuntu Kuta Katikot Suva Sila Song"

In an instant, Yu Xian adjusted the timbre again, as if playing the brave man in the song:

"Isn't it?"

"Gwent Violin Baked Egg Tart Soda Marathon"

"Not right"

"It's Kuntukutakhatikot Suvasilasong"

……

At the end of the second stanza of the song, this time the accompaniment of the relay is a little different, adding the demonic and awkward names of the two of them, the brave and the dragon. The two names seem to be buried under the main theme, looming in such a way that one sounds an indescribable mockery, as if the accompaniment is saying, "Come, do you have the ability to remember me?" Silly, right? Can't remember, right? Aha! ”

"Nima, how can this dragon be so virtuous?!"

"I seem to remember something...... Gwent Soda Marathon? ”

"That's the brave man's mistake."

"It's still the king who is powerful, and he remembers it in an instant."

"Both the brave and you need royal blood......"

……

The accompaniment of the magic sound was over, and Yu Xian at this time was already full of breath and ready to explode in one breath. Because this song originally required two people to sing in unison, letting Yu Xian sing it alone really tested the lung capacity. Now that he has chosen to sing this song, Yu Xian has no reason to back down.

"So"

"Darabemba Bandebedib Dobiruon"

"Chop"

"Kuntu Kuta Kati Kot Suva Sila Song"

"Then"

"Kuntu Kuta Kati Kot Suva Sila Song"

"Bitten"

"Dhara Bongbabandebedib Dobiruon"

"Last"

"Darabemba Bandebedib Dobiruon"

"He overcame"

"Kuntu Kuta Kati Kot Suva Sila Song"

"Rescued"

"Princess Mia Morasuna, Dani Shelly Red"

"Returned"

"The city of Thispergubý Bale in Mundaluk"

"The King Heard"

"Darabemba Bandebedib Dobiruon"

"He beats"

"Kuntu Kuta Kati Kot Suva Sila Song"

"Just put it"

"Princess Mia Morasuna, Dani Shelly Red"

"Marry"

"Dhara Bongbabandebedib Dobiruon"

"Lala"

"Princess Mia of Dala Bemba is as happy as a fairy tale"

"They give birth to a child and grow up every day"

"In order to avoid trouble in the future, the child is called Wang Haoran"

"His full name is hard to pronounce"

"I don't want to say it again"

After the last desperate treble faded away, the accompaniment quietly dissipated with the sound of the horse's hooves fading away.

"I'm going crazy......"

"Evil! I guessed the beginning, the end, and even the middle plot, but I didn't guess that there would be such a sweeping operation! ”

"I don't remember a single name...... It's too evil! ”

"This story doesn't play according to the routine at all!"

"Alas, I have reminded you a long time ago. Think about it, since Brother Salted Fish opened the broadcast, which time has he sung a serious song? ”

"Oh yes......"

"Ahem, doesn't anyone care about the end of the song? Please tell Wang Haoran what kind of stalk? ”

"It doesn't matter what the meme is! Ask for the full name! ”

……

Yu Xian looked at the various reactions of the water friends in the live broadcast room, soothed his breath with satisfaction and laughed.

Suddenly, a scrolling barrage of tips with words played at the top of the live broadcast room. The nickname of the tipper made Yu Xian's heart tremble.