Since Jamie Vardy's teasing began to take the world by storm, many followers have imitated his style and used their magic skills on the pitch, although not as successful as Vardy's originator and master, but they have also gained a loyal following. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

They found that in this way, they can also quickly attract fans and increase their influence, even if the ball is not played well, they can ask for a good price.

However, it is clear that they are not as brainy as Vardy, and most of the teasing methods used by Vardy have used.

I feel amazing and happy to watch it once, and I can smile when I watch it twice, but if I watch too much, I get bored, okay!

It's like in the last game, Vardy took out a headband from the crotch of his pants and put it on his head, which was very funny.

And the imitators flocked to it, pulling everything out of the crotch.

Headbands, bracers, flags, hats...... It's all different.

What's even more powerful, there is actually a piece of burger hidden in it, this side is playing, he took it out and ate the hamburger as if no one was around, that is called a thunderman.

Does your burger taste weird?

Of course, if you can hide a sausage, you are also good, but I am afraid that you will pull it wrong when you pull it out......

In view of this escalating situation, the Football Associations of various countries are eager to immediately formulate new rules that prohibit the inclusion of things hidden in the crotch of the trousers.

However, this rule is obviously not easy to enforce, can the referee still check the crotch one by one before the game starts?

And this time, Vardy played a wax figure in Madame Tussauds, and after causing a great response, the players of several teams in London followed suit without creativity, and for a while, the wax museum was about to become a gathering place for professional players......

The hanged player here may be a Fulham player, this one who plays the pirate captain may be a Charlton player, and this one who plays himself is a West Ham United player, and the tragedy is that this guy is so unknown that no one knows him......

At this time, Vardy was being asked by reporters about his relationship with Kisti, and he was anxious.

Although Vardy doesn't care about the exposure of his relationship with anyone, it is not disturbing to be so entangled all the time.

Kisty has countless fans as a national goddess, and at least half of the men in England dream of one day dating Kisty, from 80 to 8 years old, covering all ages.

And who would dare to believe that the holy and inviolable goddess in their hearts has actually degenerated to the point of being teased by Vardy?

According to the police department, the number of suicide cases in the UK soared by 500% this week, except for two teenage girls who committed suicide because of major depression, all of them were adult men.

The government department was surprised, there was obviously a problem with this, if they couldn't find out what the problem was, and then solve the problem, there would be suicides everywhere in England in the future, and it would be over.

But the discussion went on and on, and no one could convince everyone of the answers.

In the end, it was a man's suicide note that solved everyone's doubts.

"My goddess is no longer a goddess, she is with teasing, so what is the point of me living in this world?"

Everyone looked at each other, speechless as they looked at this answer.

Vardy's tease is too powerful, isn't it?

Well, or rather, Kirsty's appeal is too great, and the fact that she and Vardy have just had an affair with a large number of men committing suicide is ridiculous to the extreme.

I always hear that women are more sensual and more likely to be irrational in the face of love.

However, it is now proven that men who may be injured are more vulnerable.

When Beckham and Victoria tied the knot, they hadn't heard of a few girls committing suicide, right?

Now, the question is a bit tricky, and the government can't change the constitution to prevent Vardy and Kirsti from showing affection, right?

In the end, there was no choice but to send someone to ask Vardy vaguely to show affection in the future, and not to sprinkle dog food everywhere.

Vardy is also very helpless, he can't carry this pot, England's suicide rate is rising and then affects the international image, such a big hat is buckled on his head, Vardy's little head can't stand it.

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Just when Vardy can grab the headlines with a casual fart, the teams in the winter transfer market have made a lot of moves, although not big, but they will eventually have an impact on the second half of the season.

When the Glazer family took over the club in the summer, there was no move in the transfer market, which caused a lot of discontent among Manchester United fans.

Perhaps because Manchester United are now doing okay and seeing the hope of winning the title on both fronts, or simply to appease the grumpy fans, and thus expand the influence of the Glazer family in the hearts of the fans, the Jews who have been slamming the door have finally begun to spend money.

£700W to bring in powerful centre-back Nemanja Vidic from Spartak Moscow and £500W to bring back French full-back Patrice Evra from Monaco – the two deals add up to more than Manchester United spent on the transfer market in the summer.

It may seem that these two transfers are not of much money and the players are not very famous, but Vardy is well aware that these two players are definitely excellent instant players, and they are also an important piece of the puzzle for Manchester United's strong revival to win the Champions League.

Manchester United's forward line is the envy and coveted of all the big clubs, and in this position, United do not need reinforcements.

In the midfield, because of Keane's departure, the team has not had a strong task to replace, which is not a small hidden danger.

However, this is obviously not something that can be solved in a moment, such a top midfielder with both offense and defense is the most scarce resource in world football, not to mention that Manchester United can't get the money to pick and search, even if the world is waving the pound, they may not be able to buy it, such a player is definitely the treasure of each team.

Then, the only thing United need and can strengthen now is the reassuring back line.

Whether it is O'Shea or Brown, and Silvestre, partner Ferdinand is not the best choice, frizzy, low-level mistakes, even if it is not to the point of endlessly, but it is definitely not reassuring, this is a very big hidden danger.

The arrival of Vidic can solve this problem very well, with a strong body, tall body, accurate card position, excellent sense of grabbing points, such an excellent central defender only needs a transfer fee of 700w pounds, Manchester United is really taking advantage of it.

At left-back, United have been played by O'Shea for most of the time, and although they defensively are good, they have limited assist ability and cannot form a good combination with Ryan Giggs or Vardy.

Although Evra is low-key, he is good both offensively and defensively, even if Ashley Cole has been firmly occupying the title of the first left-back in the Premier League, but in Vardy's opinion, Evra's performance will definitely not be inferior to him.

These two signings are definitely great value, and now, Manchester United can finally face any big club with confidence in the squad!

There are a few players who have left the team, but these players are all fringe players in the first team, and at most they follow the training, and Vardy doesn't have much friendship with them, so he is not sad.

Professional football is all about being divided and combined, and there's nothing to fuss about.

However, what Vardy didn't expect was that he himself was deeply involved in transfer rumors and made a lot of noise.

As the current top scorer in the Premier League, Vardy has long been regarded as the most terrifying killer by various teams, and you don't know how you died!

And how can such a young and talented super shooter not make the giants salivate?

As long as Vardy is taken away, then the team will not need to worry about the lack of access to the striker for at least the next ten years, and it is possible that they will buy the future number one in world football.

As long as he continues to progress at the current rate, who would dare to say that Jamie Vardy cannot become the number one player in world football?

As a result, the teams began to attack Vardy.

The most eager for Vardy is undoubtedly Liverpool coach Becky Bald, although Liverpool's squad is a little worse than the top giants, but thanks to Becky Bald's tactics, this is not too much of a problem, and now the biggest problem plaguing the Reds is the lack of strikers.

Neither Barosh nor Cisse are top strikers, and their goal efficiency is poor, not to mention Crouch and Pongele, who have no ability in front of Vardy except for their height.

With such a sparse front, Benist can lead the Red Army forward, so if Vardy arrives, the Red Army will not be able to go to heaven!

Considering Jamie Vardy's killing in a Liverpool shirt, Benitez seems to be about to climax.

Even though there has been no player exchange between United and Liverpool for decades, Benitez has convinced the management that they can buy Jamie Vardy to strengthen their strength.

Liverpool's senior management scratched their heads, Bei Bald had just led the team to win the team's long-awaited Champions League title, and it was hard to put forward some requirements, which should naturally be met.

Fortunately, Manchester United was bought by the Jews of American capital, and they regard money as their fate, and if the money is in place, it seems that it is really not impossible.

As a result, a historic tentative offer was made from Liverpool to Manchester United, perhaps for the first time in almost half a century, and Vardy could go down in history.

While waiting for Manchester United to react, Liverpool has begun to build momentum vigorously to pave the way for Vardy's arrival.

Benister: I admire Jamie Vardy a lot, I'm sure he's the player Liverpool need and if he comes to Liverpool, he'll be able to do the best with us.

Steven Gerrard: If you ask me which striker I like the most, I'd say Vardy apart from Ronaldo. He has sheer speed and explosiveness, as well as unrivaled archery, and it's definitely a lot of fun to work with such a super shooter.

Marcos Alonso: Liverpool are just one big striker away from Jamie Vardy, yes, I like him so much and I can't wait to play with him!

Dudek: If Vardy can come to Liverpool, I'll welcome it with both hands up, because it's a terrible feeling to be scored by Vardy in a game!

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