Chapter 267: I Must Marry Vardy When I Grow Up
Of course, Vardy would never blame himself, he should have done a good thing. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Rushing this young man's urine sex, the girl will not be happy in the future.
After scaring the couple, Vardy re-posed and prepared for the next wave of visitors.
This time it was two young men, looking handsome, dressed in shiny leather jackets, a bit of a punk style, and the big stud earrings made Vardy panic for them.
"You see, the two tortured wax figures are quite interesting, with their mouths so wide open, just like you did last night!"
"Nonsense, it's not because you're too coarse......"
Vardy took a deep breath in his heart and felt so broken!
Nima, another!
It's still the kind of who shamelessly shows affection everywhere, it's so annoying!
It's no problem if you're a, it's good to blow up each other honestly, why do you have to come out and disgust people?
I'm going to scare the out of you today!
Just thinking about how to scare people, one of them came over and stretched out her hand to Vardy and said coquettishly: "Look, it's really similar, the skin is okay, but what are such white teeth made of?" No, I have to touch it! ”
As he spoke, he put his hand into Vardy's mouth.
Vardy felt a flurry of nausea.
Just as his hand was about to reach his mouth, Vardy suddenly closed his mouth, and then suddenly stood up in the frightened eyes of the two!
"If you dare to stretch out your hand again, will I bite you believe it or not?"
In this terrifying scene, the wax figure that should have been motionless suddenly comes to life, and this terrifying shock will make people collapse.
Vardy could clearly see that the's gums were shaking and his legs were shaking, and he didn't know if there was any liquid coming out of his trousers.
With a snort, the in front instantly retreated to his companion's side, and the instantaneous explosiveness made Vardy feel ashamed.
Sure enough, people can burst out of their incredible potential at the most critical moment.
"Don't come here, or I'll call the police!" The other held his male partner's hand, equally trembling, but at least acting quite reliably.
didn't leave his lover and run away by himself, at least he was more responsible than the boy before!
Or it can also be said that the love between them is stronger!
Sure enough, it is true love between men and men!
After scaring the two couples, Vardy switched positions and went up to the second floor.
The second floor is a world celebrity, which means that Vardy doesn't have to play someone else, because he is a celebrity himself.
Putting on the Manchester United shirt, Vardy found a good position and put on a handsome pose to shoot.
But within a few seconds, the item was abandoned.
Let's not talk about whether it's handsome or not, this posture is really tiring!
So Vardy stood there relatively relaxed, disguised as a wax figure.
Tourists flocked to the city, oblivious to the presence of a wax figure of Vardy in the corner.
Attentive tourists found out and shouted and felt incredible.
But isn't it, the people who can enter Madame Tussauds are all world celebrities, and at present, only David Beckham has entered Madame Tussauds among English footballers.
When did Vardy's tease settle in?
But no matter how much it is, some fans who like Manchester United have stepped forward to take photos, and their excited expressions have made Vardy happy as well.
Of course, there are those who like Manchester United and Vardy, there are those who hate Manchester United and Vardy, and many fans from other clubs may have come here and looked at Vardy's wax figure very unpleasantly.
Some raised their middle fingers and scolded "teasing";
Some threw punches at Vardy as if they wanted to knock him out;
Even the most disgusting one actually took advantage of the fact that no one was around, and actually opened his pants to molest Vardy in a revealing way......
At that moment, Vardy really had the heart to die.
There are really all kinds of people in this world, and compared to these perverts/perverts, his tease is really nothing.
Fortunately, Madame Tussauds visitors are all foreigners, and they have a very good impression of Vardy's funny star, and if it weren't for these lovely fans, Vardy might have collapsed.
Of course, Vardy can't be standing here like a real wax statue all the time, he's still joking.
The second floor is not as eerie and scary as a haunted house, and even if it suddenly scares others, others will not run away.
Therefore, Vardy has to choose a good target for jokes, if it is really a fan of the sworn enemy, it is estimated that it is possible to beat himself up with this reason after reacting.
At this time, a young couple walked over with a cute little Lori, who was wearing Vardy's Manchester United shirt.
Actually your own fans?
That's great!
The little girl excitedly tilted her head and said to the man, "It's great that there is a wax figure of Vardy!" Dad, help me take a picture with Vardy, and when I go back, I'll tell my classmates that this is a photo of me and Vardy, and they'll be envious of me! ”
The man smiled and nodded, then turned his head to his wife helplessly.
After taking the photo, little Lori let her father pick her up again.
"Hold me, I'm going to kiss Vardy, I'm going to give him my first kiss, even if it's a wax figure, he will definitely feel it, anyway, I'm going to marry Vardy when I grow up!"
Vardy almost missed a tumble.
What age is this?
Is little Lori so violent?
Maybe you didn't even go to elementary school, so you knew you were going to get married?
Of course, Vardy's inner satisfaction was already bursting, he never expected that he would be so popular that such a young girl said that she would marry her in the future!
Obviously, the little girl's father was very helpless, but he still doted on the little Lori.
Little Lori pursed her lips and leaned over to kiss Vardy, who looked cute, although Vardy couldn't see it, he could feel it.
Vardy sighed, he couldn't be too shameless, he couldn't take advantage of such a young girl.
Just when little Lori was about to kiss Vardy on the cheek, Vardy suddenly dodged away!
"Kids, it's not good to give your first kiss casually! And how can you take a photo with a wax figure than with a real person! ”
Vardy smiled at his father, who was already confused, and joked with little Lori, who had an even more excited expression.
At that moment, little Lori's father almost didn't throw the baby out in his hand, he was really shocked.
But the performance of the little Lori in her arms was surprising, she was not afraid at all, on the contrary, her expression was extremely excited.
"Oh my God, Vardy's wax figure is alive, you must have heard my prayers, didn't you?"
Little Lori stretched out her hands and asked Vardy to hug her, but Vardy naturally did not disappoint Little Lori, took her from her father's hands and held her in his arms.
But before he could speak next, little Lori kissed him on the face, leaving a face of saliva.
But Vardy didn't mind at all, because this cute little Lori poked the hidden fatherly love in his heart, he pinched the little Lori's squeaky nest, and lifted her high all at once, and the whole room was filled with the silver bell-like laughter of the little Lori.
The little girl's father expressed his helplessness, as if his most beloved thing had been snatched away.
Vardy then met Lori's request for a series of autographed group photos, and finally parted from Lori, who was reluctant to give up.
"You must wait until I grow up!" Little Lori cried and waved at Vardy, feeling like life and death.
Vardy was about to cry, someone was crying and shouting that he wanted to marry himself, which should have been very happy, but this person was a little Lori, which was very embarrassing!
No one will label themselves as beasts!
Heaven and earth conscience, I really don't take the initiative!
Vardy had a great time at Madame Tussauds today, and he was playing with the daily routine, which is what really matters.
If it weren't for the fact that he was finally exposed for farting too loudly, Vardy would have been able to play until the gym closes.
It is estimated that an old couple is also very helpless, obviously they just want to come to see the wax figures, but they are choked by fart......
And that evening, the news of Vardy's appearance at Madame Tussauds had already spread on the Internet.
This is also the most terrifying thing about Vardy, whenever he has a teasing incident, the media immediately make headlines, as if the headline position was specially prepared for him.
In the entire English football world, no one is more in the limelight than him.
Chelsea were supposed to announce a winter signing today, with Jose Mourinho bringing his Porto favourite Maniche from Dynamo Kiev, an apparent Chelsea call-up to win the title on both fronts, otherwise they would not have added such a strong player in midfield.
'Maniche has come a huge help to Chelsea, we have perfected our set-up and we can win against any big club with a strong midfield!'
In the tepid winter transfer market, which should have been headline-level news, Maniche is a top midfielder with a lot of experience, even if he is past his prime.
But Vardy made such a fuss, and the headlines disappeared directly, including Mourinho and Maniche, all of them were like beeping dogs!
That's not how you grab the headlines, right?
You said you scored a long-range header against Arsenal and I don't have a problem with that, after all, it's a classic.
But if you casually go to a wax museum to scare and scare people, you're going to grab headlines, it's too much!
This is not the first time that Mourinho has been robbed of the headlines by Vardy, although Mourinho is a famous cannon barrel in the Premier League, open-mouthed, and often sets off storms, but in front of Vardy's teasing, these are pediatrics, and they just make waves, because no one pays attention to Vardy's teasing.
It's not just Mourinho who is pitiful, originally many stars may have received more attention because of some things, and then their fame can sell them for a good price, but Vardy is like a headline killer, completely occupying this resource, making people want to cry without tears!
Headlines, headlines!
When will I be able to you once?