To live, or to die? This is a problem.

At this moment, it was three o'clock in the morning, Hao Qi came to the bathroom in a daze and was about to open the gate to release water, and the moment he saw the two cat litter boxes neatly placed on the wall, this sentence suddenly popped out of his mind.

Who said that...... Bian Que or Shakespeare?

The dormant brain began to work slowly, driving Hao Qi's consciousness to quickly wake up, and at the same time, it also quickly loaded the previous memory, and after about five seconds, Hao Qi understood what had happened.

"It's a nightmare......"

He sighed, a sigh of joy and emotion...... But I'm afraid it's more emotional.

In the dream just now, it was roughly like this - a little earlier, the beautiful and lovely girlfriend slowly took off her dress in front of her, revealing her beautiful and delicate body, she took the initiative to untie her trouser belt for herself, and after she couldn't stop flirting herself, she sat on her body with unprecedented enchantment and initiative, and then an indescribable wonderful scene began.

It stands to reason that nothing up to this point should be a nightmare, the key is the next ...... When the arrow was ready to be sent, Hao Qi suddenly felt that he wanted to pee.

However, compared with the dedicated women in the film who are so incontinent at every turn that even the camera is difficult to escape, men are creatures that usually can't pee in an indescribable state, and Hao Qi is holding back very hard, at this time, his girlfriend whispered softly in his ear very considerately, saying something that made him creepy.

She said, don't worry, I'll help you squeeze it out.

Hao Qi was reluctant to think about the scene later...... All he remembered was that his bladder seemed to have been hit by a million tons at that moment, and at the same time, a dark shadow sprang down from the bed, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

“…… Wait a minute. ”

Looking at the cat litter box on the ground, Hao Qi suddenly realized...... There seems to be something wrong with my memory.

When you see the shadows...... Is it in a dream, or has it already woken up?

If it's in a dream, then ...... What about the Dark Shadow? If you wake up, it stands to reason that you won't be able to ......

Suddenly, Hao Qi's body froze.

He trembled and stretched out his hand to straighten his little brother, first with a hearty release of water, and then with a big shiver.

Half of this shiver is an instinctive reaction, and the other half is ...... It's scared.

Because, he has understood.

The moment I woke up from the nightmare, it seemed ...... I'm in another real world that's even more terrifying than a nightmare.

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My name is Hao Qi, I am 24 years old this year, I have a house and no car, I have both parents, I am a second generation, and I am currently at home in the middle of the wealth.

I have a girlfriend, her name is Xia Miaomiao, she used to be a beautiful girl, and now she is ...... Turned into a black and white cat.

I also have a daughter, who takes her mother's last name, Natsuhime Bachi, who is a white cat.

So here's the problem...... I don't seem to be a cat myself.

What's going on?

Check out the next episode.

……

Well, self-description self-questioning doesn't seem to help Hao Qi solve any problems, so Hao Qi feels that it is better to use the original questioning method at this time-

Why is this happening?

The second time he had someone he liked, and the person he liked happened to like himself, two happy things coincided with each other, and these two happiness brought him more happiness, and what he got was supposed to be a happy time like a dream, but ......

Why, my girlfriend has become a cat again?

Why, do you say the word "again"?

Well, in fact, it is very clear that it has been said above, of course, because of ...... This is not the first time.

Just a few days ago, his cat girlfriend Xia Miaomiao, once turned back into a beautiful girl in her prime, but this change only lasted less than a week, and when the second human completion plan of the two of them was not yet implemented, this cruel reality was just like the seemingly beautiful dream just now, Hao Qi's own bladder, which exploded in an instant.

In fact, in the dream just now, there was even a sad BGM echoing in his ears, and the song was sung like this: It's all bubbles......

Hao Qi felt that he would probably never be able to look directly at this song again in the future.

There is such a kind of amnesia, the human brain will actively close and escape a certain memory because of the experience that cannot be faced, to put it mildly, Hao Qi just now is probably in such a situation.

It's a pity that his memory was awakened by a bubble of urine in the end.

And at the moment when he realized that he was not in a dream, Hao Qi had already decisively, gritted his teeth, and shouted out the name in a frustrated manner-

"Summer! Seedling! Seedling! ”

Sure enough, half a second later, a pretended sound came from the living room.

“…… What are you doing so loudly in the middle of the night! Aren't you afraid of noisy neighbors! People have to go to work tomorrow! Just sauce purple! Good night! ”

“……”

Hao Qi, who didn't say a word, didn't even wash his hands, went directly from the bathroom to the living room, reached out to the reactivated cat climbing frame, and the hiding hole used by a certain unscrupulous cat girlfriend, and then skillfully pinched a piece of soft back of the neck.

"You come out for me!"

thought that the capture of the culprit for revenge was at this time, but in the next moment, Hao Qi immediately felt the smell of conspiracy.

It's a little light to start with, and it doesn't feel right.

“…… Really. ”

When Hao Qi looked intently, he saw an ignorant little white cat just opened his sleepy eyes and looked at him with an aggrieved face.

“…… I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! ”

casually stuffed the little guy back into the cat hole, and in the next second, following the laughter from somewhere, Hao Qi finally found the location of the culprit.

"Xia Miaomiao! Are you such a damn thing! Even his own daughter is pitted! ”

"You can't say that...... It's not like people running to pull the back of their daughter's neck in the middle of the night. ”

"Are you embarrassed? How many times have I told you not to jump around on me in the middle of the night! And also! I told you not to climb the chandelier again! ”

“…… Ay? Is there any? ”

The cat girlfriend on the chandelier poked her head out, seriously holding her chin with her paws in thought, and her tail swept around on the other side.

"Oh, Hao Qi! People suddenly found that because of the relationship between becoming a human and turning back into a cat, all the memories of being a cat before have disappeared! ”

Faced with this more adequate and reasonable reason for "amnesia" than "escapism", Hao Qi only felt that his complaining organ was about to explode in an instant like his bladder.

"Then you'd like to make me forget the fact that I've been a cat before!"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

The cat on the chandelier giggled heartlessly, and Hao Qi under the chandelier was completely tired.

If at this time, there is a pit system prompt or something in the ear, it will probably be more appropriate.