Chapter 2 A meow at the beginning! Get another one for your first charge! This broken game eats jujube pills!
A meow at the beginning, and the equipment is all based on shovels.
If you compare reality to a game, this is probably the truest portrayal of Hao Qi now, of course, Hao Qi himself was actually quite satisfied with such a start, until he met Xia Miaomiao, the krypton boss.
To say that Xia Miaomiao in the past was a cat at best, in addition to using crazy scratching, the lines are nothing more than "I will come back" and "I feel so annoying".
Even if it is such Xia Miaomiao, Hao Qi is always forcibly open in the battle with her, as for now, Hao Qi is conscious...... There is no chance of winning at all.
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Well, that's probably how it feels.
Such a change will occur, in addition to the fact that Xia Miaomiao has experienced a three-stage transformation from a human to a cat, from a cat to a human, and then from a human to a cat, and has a combat power of up to several million, except for the legendary Super Saiyan, no one can afford to provoke it, and more importantly, Hao Qi died by himself.
In order to comfort his girlfriend before, when one person and one cat imagined the future together, Hao Qi spent her a lot of beautiful cakes, needless to say, why one person and one cat snuggled up to each other to spend their old age together, the key is that they also imagined strange questions about "whether to adopt a cat or a human child" at that time.
Of course, Hao Qi just said it casually, but he probably completely forgot at the time that girls are creatures, sometimes it is difficult to deceive, and sometimes they will take everything you say seriously.
Xia Miaomiao took it seriously. So, she brought back a little white cat.
She said to Hao Qi that this is the crystallization and testimony of the love between the two of us.
She said to Hao Qi, from now on, you have to treat it like your own daughter.
She said to Hao Qi, you will shovel your daughter's.
As the so-called...... Lure meow into the room, shovel and tie yourself.
So now, in the face of the cat girlfriend who jumped off the chandelier, sacrificed his daughter as a shield, and muttered something strange like "Dad doesn't want us anymore", Hao Qi's heart probably only had that sentence left, and he didn't know whether to say it or not.
"Xia Miaomiao...... Come over to me! ”
"Oh......"
Seeing that Hao Qi's tone had obviously softened, Xia Miaomiao finally slipped to her boyfriend's side obediently, and by the way, she did not forget to put on her perfect little shield, and the "daughter" little white cat with a complaining face was interrupted for the second time.
"Didn't I accidentally step on your stomach...... Step on it and you won't get pregnant......"
"It's not like being pregnant...... All I can say is that I almost out to you. ”
Seeing Xia Miaomiao's dead-faced face, Hao Qi could only sigh helplessly, and then stretched out his hand, under Xia Miaomiao's expectant eyes...... Picked up the little guy beside her, who was sleepy and fell to his feet.
"You can toss it yourself, and you have to bring Hao Xiaoqi every time......"
"Hey! Hao Qi, you are obviously eccentric! ”
didn't wait for her boyfriend's gentle embrace, Xia Miaomiao suddenly blew her beard and glared angrily.
"It was obviously Hao Xiaoqi who came to wake me up and play with it just now! It's just getting tired of playing now! ”
"Oh? Then why is it that when I saw the two of you, Hao Xiaoqi was sleeping obediently in the cat cave while you were hiding on the chandelier? ”
"Of course, because when I wanted to get into the cat hole, it took the cat hole first! Yes it is it and it is what it is! ”
“…… Xia Miaomiao, do you think you believe what you said? ”
"Humph! You're eccentric! I forgot my mother when I had a daughter! ”
…… I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence.
Putting this topic aside, Hao Xiaoqi, this is the final name of the little white cat that Xia Miaomiao picked up from outside.
Although in this regard, Xia Miaomiao carried out a lot of struggles and protests, especially strongly demanded that "since it is a cat, of course it must follow the surname of the cat mother", and after the name "Xia Ji Baji" was vetoed, he proposed similar names such as "Xia Yimeow" and "Xia Ji Bameow", as well as the pit names of "Xia Qi" and "Xia Ji Baqi" linked to Hao Qi...... and so on, and was finally vetoed by Hao Qi, who couldn't bear it.
"Whether it's a person or a meow, of course my daughter has to have her father's surname!"
Then, after a whole night of painstaking meditation and a dictionary by Hao Qi, who has difficulty in naming him, he found that he had been cheated by his surname.
It's obviously a very good name, but after the surname "Hao", it seems to have become nondescript all of a sudden, at this moment, Hao Qi actually really admires his parents, and he can come up with such a catchy name for himself.
So, in order to uphold the glorious tradition of the Hao family, Hao Qi solemnly decided to name his daughter ...... Hao Xiaoqi.
This name was also naturally complained about by Xia Miaomiao.
"What if I turn back into a human and have a baby?"
"Then it's called Hao Daqi."
"Daughter, do you dare to call this name, I will play with you, do you believe it or not?"
"That'...... Piggyback on your surname, called Hao Xiaqi? ”
“…… It's obviously a good name, why is it so awkward with your surname! ”
"You can do it! Otherwise, the child's surname is Xia Haoqi, and the responsibility of saving the world and defeating Alpha Dog in the future will be handed over to her! ”
“……”
What is more terrifying than one difficult patient to name is two patients who are difficult to name, and if the difficulty is escalated...... It is probably like now, two couples with difficult names got together and wanted to name their children.
At this moment, Hao Qi can finally understand...... How did so many strange names circulating on the Internet come about - it was by no means a brainstorm, but the result of deep consideration by both parents!
In the end, there was no follow-up to the name of the future child, but the dust settled on the final name of the little white cat "Hao Xiaoqi", as for Mirana, Xia Ji Baji, they were all swept into the old paper pile of black history.
Of course, it doesn't matter if Hao Qi and Xia Miaomiao call it that, if they are in front of outsiders, they will simply call it "Xiaoqi", so that it sounds like a very ordinary pet name, and it will not make jokes or cause misunderstandings or anything.
From the familiar and dangerous community to the strange and safe Hao Qi's home, Hao Xiaoqi behaved extremely uncomfortable at the beginning, although accompanied by Xia Miaomiao's "mother", Hao Qi was also very gentle with it, it still behaved vigilantly, and was also very resistant to Hao Qi's closeness.
However, with the experience of taking care of Xia Miaomiao, Hao Qi can be described as a good hand now, and it only took half a day to clean up this little guy who is not close to anyone, and after these two days of getting along, even Xia Miaomiao will occasionally be jealous because Hao Xiaoqi is more willing to be close to Hao Qi than her.
"The cabbage that the old lady worked so hard to raise was arched by your pig!"
When Xia Miaomiao said this, her posture was very similar to the old bustard who forced the good to become a prostitute in the old society.
In this regard, Hao Qi's response was also very simple.
My adopted daughter, what's wrong with me sucking it myself!