Chapter 14 It's actually the legendary Thirteen Taibao Henglian Meow Bell Jar!
Xia Miaomiao's next core statement to her boyfriend is only one.
"The old lady uses it as a pet every year, but this pet actually wants me!"
Well, this kind of thing is actually not unusual, not to mention those who originally had pets just to be on the case, let's just say that the owners of stupid dogs as pets now, how many have escaped the curse of Teddy's face?
"It's different!"
is diametrically opposed to the previous attitudes of the two sides, this time, Xia Miaomiao is the one who is filled with righteous indignation.
"People are cats now! It's a cat! Hao Qi, do you want to see your girlfriend being violated by other cats one day in the future! ”
"Alright, relax...... You also said that you only showed that intention a little bit every year, and didn't you also put a hard stop to it? You see, my face is swollen from being beaten by you every year......"
"Its face is so round!"
The appearance of the cat girlfriend opening her teeth and dancing claws made Hao Qi subconsciously shrink her neck.
"It's still young every year, and I don't understand that, and it's a cat, and you have to communicate with it......"
"So I said it at the beginning! Don't bring other cats to the house in the past! ”
"But weren't you very happy when you first came to the house every year, and the two of you got along well these days......
"Here's the problem!"
Xia Miaomiao once again emphasized what she had just said.
"I'm different from other cats! I know about it, and you know it well, but it doesn't think so every year! ”
“……”
Under the reminder of his girlfriend, Hao Qi, who finally realized the crux of the problem, patted his head and finally found the source of his previous nervousness.
That's right...... This is the reason why he has always felt that Xia Miaomiao and Nian Nian's behavior of being too close made him uncomfortable.
It is true that Hao Qi knew that his girlfriend could not have any strange thoughts about a male cat, which was also the psychological basis for him to determine that he had thought too much, however...... It doesn't know it every year!
As an adolescent male cat, there is a cute young lady to play with him every day, and the most important thing is that this young lady is not biological yet, so there is no need to worry about things evolving into indecent scenes such as small stories in the rain - in fact, for cats, ethics and morality are probably not the norm that restricts their behavior.
So to put it this way...... In the eyes of the current cat girlfriend, it is probably ...... A cute young lady who can play and ride?
"Speaking of which...... It's not much younger than you......"
"Nonsense! The old lady will be twenty years old soon, how old is this little cub! ”
“…… I'm talking about biological age! Biological age! ”
Because Chen Niannian directly adopted a qualified pet-grade cat after weaning and training for a period of time, if Hao Qi is not mistaken, Chen Niannian said that it is about five months old every year.
However, in the case of male cats, the time of sexual maturity is generally later than that of female cats, usually about eight months to a year, and this is also the law of nature - female creatures will develop earlier and faster than males in terms of both physiological development and sexual maturity, which is probably the reason why matrilineal clan communes can be formed and developed at some time in the first primitive times of human beings...... However, please don't use this as a theoretical basis for Lori's perverted criminal behavior.
"It stands to reason that a male cat of this size ...... It shouldn't be in estrus yet, and it's ...... Even if you really want to do something, you probably won't be able to do it. ”
"Huh?"
Xia Miaomiao blinked her eyes suspiciously.
"But every year it also has a little Dingding!"
“…… Such a common sense statement of yours may make your husband and my driver's license revoked! ”
As an old driver, even the girlfriend around him is adjusted. If you don't teach well, for Hao Qi, this is really a complete failure.
So, after roughly explaining the basic principle of "Little Ding Ding can't be used if he doesn't become a big brother", Xia Miaomiao's attention was suddenly diverted.
"I see...... I said how do you usually see that Ding Ding was only so big when you came out of the shower, I thought it shrank after using it! ”
“…… I don't want to discuss this topic with you! ”
"Hey...... What's there to be shy about - or Hao Qi, can you put on a show for me? That night, people patronized and covered their faces, and they didn't see the process of transformation at all......"
"You play Kai!"
“…… Hum! ”
The cat girlfriend was about to continue pestering, and suddenly looked at Nian Nian on the ground in surprise.
"Hao Qi, look! Year after year, Little Tintin is gone! ”
"Gone?"
Hao Qi squatted down suspiciously, and directly lifted it into the air regardless of Nian Nian's resistance.
Sure enough, apart the two hind legs, looking around, there was no sign of the existence of the "little Dingding" mentioned by Xia Miaomiao before.
"What's going on?"
After a closer look, Hao Qi finally found that there was a small hole that looked recessed under the insignificant little egg every year.
“…… Indented?! ”
At the moment of seeing this sensational picture, Hao Qi was immediately shocked.
"I ...... I'll give the owner a call and ask! ”
Although I don't know much about this knowledge, Hao Qi has learned the concept of "shrinking yang" in Xingye's movie, so after seeing Nian Nian's appearance, the first thing that comes to mind is this situation.
You must know that every year is now Chen Niannian's heart, if something really happened because she was not taken care of in her own home, Chen Niannian was that girl...... Maybe I'll really come to the door with a knife to ask for an explanation!
Just when Hao Qi was apprehensive, the phone had been connected.
"Ah, what's wrong, is it the cat at home and what's going on?"
"This ......"
Although the voice of the shopkeeper's sister is very gentle and has the power to calm people's minds, after calming down, Hao Qi suddenly found that he was a little ...... I don't know how to describe the current situation.
That's a girl after all, right? Is it really good for a big man to call her so blatantly and talk to her about the topic of little Dingding?
"Hello?"
The shopkeeper over there called out to the earpiece in confusion again.
"Actually...... Here's the thing......"
Forget it, let's die now!
Think about it, now even male obstetricians and gynecologists have been accepted by the world, and it was not a female nurse who received her when she went to cut her skin?
After all, the heart of the doctor's parents must be ...... The shopkeeper's sister probably won't care about it.
"You know Nian Nian, it's the cat in the girl's house named Chen Niannian, who has been temporarily fostered in my house these days."
"Ah...... Is it the British Shorthair? What's wrong with it? ”
The shopkeeper's sister reacted quickly, considering her usual appearance, I'm afraid that any cat that left the pet store through her hand would be remembered clearly.
Thinking of this, Hao Qi's voice was finally less nervous.
"So, what I'm trying to say is...... The little Ding Ding who has just been in the year seems to have shrunk into her stomach! ”
“…… Huh? ”
The shopkeeper girl on the other side of the earpiece was probably taken aback by this sudden topic, and as a result, she involuntarily made a very cute voice.
"Even if you say it...... Is there any danger in this situation? Do you want to be brought to you right away? ”
"Puff ......"
Although it was a small voice, Hao Qi clearly heard it, on the other side of the earpiece, desperately trying to cover up and close the distance, but still couldn't avoid being put into the microphone, from the goodwill laughter of the shopkeeper's sister.
"Right...... I'm sorry, that...... I seem to have been a little rude, I'm really sorry......"
"No, no, no, it's nothing, I just want to know now...... Am I getting something wrong again? ”
Well, although it seems to expose my ignorance again, but ...... At least from the relaxed voice of the shopkeeper's sister, it probably has no problem every year.
And then, the explanation of the shopkeeper's sister also naturally allowed him to learn a new posture and open up a new world.
"Actually...... The cat's little Ding Ding was originally shrunk inside. ”