Ignorance is not the biggest original sin, and the topic of chatting with the girl on the phone for half an hour is the topic of the cat Ding Ding.

There is no need to delve into the specific process, although there are also reasons to avoid it considering that there are too many sensitive words, in fact, when he learned that Nian Nian's situation was normal, Hao Qi had already wanted to interrupt such an embarrassing call for the first time, but unfortunately, the shopkeeper's sister obviously didn't want to let go of any opportunity to popularize cat tips so easily.

“…… Therefore, when the cat's little Ding Ding pokes out, it means that the cat's secondary sexual characteristics begin to develop, as if it is a teenager boy and girl, with an ignorant sense of mating, but at this time the male cat is not fully mature, so although it will show a few signs, it will not really enter the estrus period......"

"Uh-huh-hmm......"

Later, Hao Qi was already completely mechanically guarding the earpiece and nodding his head, and, at Xia Miaomiao's strong request, he also pressed the mobile phone into a hands-free function, and one person and one cat stayed by the mobile phone to receive the cat's adolescent physiological knowledge education.

And as a party...... The cat in question is Nian Nian, obviously not knowing how important this knowledge is to him, and after trying to get to Xia Miaomiao's side several times and being slapped away by her claws, he can only run back to play with the rag doll by himself.

At the same time, the shopkeeper's sister's 100,000 cats are still popularizing unpopular knowledge.

"Some cats accidentally lick the little dingding when cleaning their fur, and then they will take the initiative to use their paws and tongue to *** ...... because they feel comfortable and relieve stress."

Speaking of which, the previous stalk of "a little bit of coolness" came from this.

"In addition, don't look at the cat's little dingding, it seems that the little pointed ones are not deterrent, in fact, they are all barbs as powerful as the cat's tongue!"

I see...... Is it necessary to prevent emergency outing like a dog? But it sounds a lot more cruel!

"When the cats are mating, the male cat will bite the back of the girl's neck from behind, which looks very rough, but ...... When it's over, if the male cat escapes slowly, it will be bitten by the girl in turn and beaten up! Doesn't that sound relieving? ”

"It seems that praying mantis and spiders eat boys in the same way, is this the law of nature? Learned, learned, learned......"

…… I don't know why, looking at Xia Miao Miao and Hao Qi, who is so serious and studious, always feels that I feel a little inexplicably chill down my spine.

So, in order to prevent there from being more exciting content in the future, and in order to avoid the sudden clatter of the river crab, after Hao Qi's several efforts to remind him, the shopkeeper girl who finally realized that this topic was a little too enthusiastic and unrestrained, finally hung up the phone after saying a series of "I'm sorry".

"Whew...... Although he's a good person anyway, it's really overwhelming to be so enthusiastic. ”

Wiping the fine sweat on his forehead, Hao Qi explained this to his girlfriend dryly.

"Is there one? I think you're smiling a lot. ”

Xia Miaomiao glared at her boyfriend with raised eyebrows.

"How can I ......?"

"Don't even think about quibbling! I just saw your back molars! ”

There's no way around it, right? After all, a mace or something...... No matter how you listen to it, it looks amazing!

However, in line with the basic principle of dialogue with his girlfriend that "the more justified it is, the more it cannot be justified", Hao Qi can only try to guide the contradiction in another direction.

“…… Didn't I talk to her, she always said that I was listening, and you didn't listen to it with relish......"

As a result, it's okay not to say this, but as soon as he said it, the cat who was exposed to the appearance of Wei Guangzheng's girlfriend suddenly became angry.

"You're embarrassed to say it! The old lady was almost ...... just now I was bullied by a cat! As a result, you didn't say anything at all, but took great care to care about Xiao Ding Ding every year! ”

"It's not that you suddenly said that the little Ding Ding of the year retracted, and I was shocked......

A girl's family, staring at other people's cats' little Ding Ding all day long, if it were Hao Qi, she would also think that she was interesting to herself!

"You mean I'm to blame for this?"

At the moment, he subconsciously muttered a word, and when he found that his cat girlfriend had come to grind her claws on the armrest of the sofa unkindly, Hao Qi hurriedly tried his best to turn the words back.

"No, no, no! I mean...... That's right! Good for you every year! How dare you bully Lao Tzu's girlfriend, see if I don't clean you up ruthlessly! ”

"You're cleaning up! Don't put down every year...... And the watering can! ”

"Oh......"

Under the solemn order of his girlfriend, he was suddenly grabbed by the back of his neck and looked inexplicably Nian Nian and the watering can, which was obediently placed on the coffee table by Hao Qi side by side.

"Really...... No matter how you say it, it's just a child now, and it's too cruel to use a watering can or something! ”

"Children also need education, and now even preschoolers are not allowed in the women's bathhouse, right? After all, great health care...... Ahem, I mean, the subject of health care and physical education should start from the baby, and it is resolute not to tolerate adultery! ”

"But...... Education should also be methodical, right? Besides, even if you talk about it every year, it doesn't understand it......"

When she said this, what shrouded Xia Miaomiao's body was obviously the so-called aura of the Holy Mother who was overflowing with maternal love.

"It's you who said I didn't mean it, but it's also you who don't let me clean up every year......"

In this regard, Hao Qi can only say that he is very tired, and he has never been able to grasp his girlfriend's thoughts and intentions.

"Forget it, I'll call Chen Niannian later, and then send Nian Nian to the pet store for foster care in the next few days."

In fact, although the shopkeeper's sister also said before that the current Nian Nian is actually just a silver-like pewter gun head that is useless, but considering the special situation of his girlfriend, Hao Qi still made such a decision decisively.

Presumably, Chen Niannian will also understand herself, after all, she has already conveyed the concept of "treating cats as girlfriends" to her very bluntly.

"It's not very pitiful every year...... To be alone in a cage waiting for the owner to come back and pick it up......"

"That's something that can't be helped, who let this bad year want to bully you just now? That's the punishment for it! ”

It can be seen that although Xia Miaomiao is still a little reluctant to be this pet and playmate who has been with her for several days, she is also worried that a similar situation will happen again, so she finally did not stop Hao Qi from calling.