Chapter 33 What are the benefits of having a cat? Whoever says the right thing will give it to him!
No matter how good the Double Experience activity is, it can only be used as an afterglow for daily life.
As the shopkeeper's sister said, when the effect of catnip is completely dissipated, Xia Miaomiao will no longer have any gluttonous desire for the plant that will emit a subtle smell after being broken off the branches and leaves, and probably because after this experience, even she herself felt that the appearance of completely losing control and revealing her nature was really terrifying, so she even solemnly put forward a request for Hao Qi to "Humen pin mint".
Of course, in the end, she changed her mind - the catnip removed from the planting pot was planted by Hao Qi in another pot and placed in the corridor outside the door, which was temporarily beaten into the cold palace, but once the cat owner summoned each other on a whim one day, it would be a storm again.
The lush catgrass planting pot was put back on the sunny windowsill, and Xia Miaomiao, whose curiosity had subsided, completely lost interest in it, and didn't even bother to look at it.
It can be seen that cats are really a kind of widowhood...... Or rather, the ruthless little animals.
Although she spit out the hair ball in her stomach with the help of hair cream and cat grass, Xia Miaomiao has also developed the habit of licking her hair every day, except for the half hour that Hao Qi helped comb her hair, she will probably spend an hour or two a day combing her fur neatly in front of the mirror.
Since becoming a cat, my girlfriend, who has been depressed for a while because she can't wear makeup and stinky beauty, probably wants to find something to do for herself, after all, as a cat, the kind of life that stays at home all day to eat, sleep, sleep and eat, is really too bland and tasteless.
Hao Qi ...... People are so bored. ”
"I told you, it's not safe outside now, and the community is killing and disinfecting stray cats collectively......"
Generally speaking, the attitude towards stray cats and dogs in the community is usually expelled rather than tolerant, but the community where Hao Qi is located is probably a big exception - not only there are caring people like the policewoman who volunteer to feed stray cats, but also the veterinarian girl who does deworming and disinfection for stray cats for free.
In fact, the residents who have more dogs and cats are not resistant to these cats who are occasionally chased by their pet dogs, especially after someone can ensure that the existence of these cats will not affect the physical and mental health of residents and pets.
Just like yesterday, when Hao Qi went downstairs, he even saw a few stray cats sneaking into the security guards' booths, and the security guards who were eating lunch inside were also happy to throw the few pieces of chicken bones in their lunch boxes to the cats to try.
To put it mildly, this is probably an expression of human kindness and love for other species, and at a large level...... A harmonious society starts from caring for cats.
Of course, Xia Miaomiao doesn't care about this, she only cares about two things now, one is when her next booster vaccine will be given, and the other is when she can go out and enjoy the sun and beach bikini...... Wrongly, it's the sunshine and the green meadows.
"If you can't hold it back...... I'll take you out for a walk in a cat bag. ”
"Huh?"
Hearing her boyfriend's suggestion, the cat blinked stupidly, and then suddenly screamed with remorse.
"Why didn't people think of this solution for a long time?"
“…… So, you didn't think of it, don't blame me. ”
"It's your fault! Why didn't you tell Hongu earlier when you knew this method! ”
"That's because it's you who likes to go shopping, not me......"
The last sentence is Hao Qi's heartfelt words, after all, shopping is an unimaginable hardship for any man.
And it's even more tragic than a man shopping with his girlfriend...... It's probably a man who goes shopping with his girlfriend behind his back under the remote command of his girlfriend.
Hao Qi, who paid the price because of his unbearable and cheap mouth, still failed to escape such a tragic fate after all.
Knocked Xia Miaomiao into the cat bag, cleaned up, and took the elevator downstairs with her usual back-to-back style to her chest, looking at the scorching sun, Hao Qi knew that he probably made the mistake of not dying if he didn't die.
"Let's talk about it first, I'll decide where to go, you only have the right to suggest, not the right to make decisions!"
"Huh? But it was not easy for people to go out shopping with their boyfriends......"
Xia Miaomiao's pretended to be pitiful, but failed to impress Hao Qi's ironclad heart.
"Not to mention that there are many places where pets are not allowed...... A date for two people, of course, is only reasonable to go to a place where both people want to go! ”
"Then you say, where are we going first?"
Although the cat was quite dissatisfied with this, she reluctantly agreed with her boyfriend's opinion after all.
"Hmm...... How about watching a movie first? ”
"Yes, yes! Let's go see Benzina! ”
“…… What's so nice about the castrated version? ”
"Do you just watch movies to watch other people's naizi!"
"It's not so much about going to the movies for naizi as it ...... The biggest attraction of the movie itself is naizi! ”
In the midst of such philosophical debates, the oversized dating of one man and one cat began.
Generally speaking, this kind of dating process basically can't escape the routine of "watching movies", "eating", and "opening a room", but considering Xia Miaomiao's cat form now, it's good to say when watching a movie, it's a little troublesome to eat, excluding those restaurants that don't allow pets to enter, and the rest of the snack stalls and the like, now as a cat's girlfriend, they are basically out of the way.
As for opening a house...... Even if you show two ID cards, you will probably be called to the police on the spot for such a thing as opening a house with a cat, right?
So, in the end, the decision to make a trip plan after discussion became "watching a movie", "going to the walking street", and "shopping for cat supplies".
The process of watching the movie naturally does not need to be described in detail, although the moviegoers who huddle in the corner and talk to themselves sound very shocking, yes, fortunately, no one cares about Hao Qi, a stranger who seems to be a single dog but has long been a winner in life, as for Xia Miaomiao...... The only regret is probably that I can't throw popcorn at each other with my boyfriend like before.
In comparison, the next trip to the pedestrian street is full of suffering, especially whenever his girlfriend targets a women's clothing store and asks Hao Qi to go in and shop with great interest, Hao Qi's face is usually embarrassed with capital letters - he can't tell the enthusiastic clerk that he wants to choose a set of clothes to go home to women's clothing, right?!
In general, after a round of shopping, Hao Qi is physically and mentally exhausted, and the cat can only live a dry addiction and completely lose the ability to buy, buy, buy, buy, and actually do not enjoy the fun of shopping at all.
"Really...... It's the first time I've found it so inconvenient to become a cat! ”
On the way home, Xia Miaomiao was still complaining.
"yes...... If I could, I'd prefer to be the one who is shopping in my arms. ”
Hao Qi, who has lost sensation in his legs, is also full of emotion.
It is said that there are pros and cons of a thing because of "the two sides of things", but ...... At least from the fact that his girlfriend turned into a cat, Hao Qi still hasn't seen what benefits he has gotten......
No, no, no, wait a minute...... Isn't it just a good place to put the benefits there!
Feeling what it was like when he went out now, his bulging wallet, Hao Qi finally smiled.