Originally, he was already speculating about the efficacy of catnip with the greatest malice, but then Hao Qi realized that he was still too naïve and underestimated the darkness of this world.

Because then, when he couldn't help but call the shopkeeper's sister for consultation, he learned that this plant can be called the most insidious, vicious, frustrating and bottomless "cat kills to death" in history!

"It's like someone sucking a...... Ah, I mean, just like hallucinations when taking drugs, cats are in the same situation after taking catnip. ”

Although he said the above content in a sweet voice with a smile, Hao Qi at this moment always felt that the shopkeeper girl on the other side of the phone, now the pretty face that should be as beautiful as an angel is blooming, I am afraid that it is a demonic smile.

That is to say...... This thing...... Actually, it's a cat's drug?! ”

From the beginning of eating catnip to the present, Xia Miaomiao has shown various symptoms - including but not limited to rolling, coquettishness, meowing, yawning, talking nonsense, etc...... Isn't this similar to what is described in articles about the dangers of drugs?

Thinking that his girlfriend was likely to get involved in such a terrible thing because of himself, and even became addicted to it, Hao Qi immediately panicked.

"Yes...... Is there a way to solve it? Miao Miao, she's just ...... for the first time It should be too late to quit now, right?! ”

"Flutter."

Hearing Hao Qi's incoherent and anxious voice, the shopkeeper on the other side of the phone still couldn't hold back her laughter.

"Okay, I won't tease you, in fact, although catnip is a plant that makes cats strange, it is completely harmless to the cat's body, and it is not addictive like a drug."

"Huh?"

"In fact, if you think about it from another angle, today's cats are actually more like drunken drunkenness, but it's not just alcohol that can make cats drunk, but also catnip."

“…… Like, that's what happened. ”

Looking at the cat on the floor that was staggering and wanted to stand up and "snap" and fall flat and then smirk, the corners of Hao Qi's mouth couldn't help grinning, and his heart relaxed a little.

"It's another plant called Wood Heaven, although the effect may be similar to catnip, but because it is toxic, it is better not to give it to cats, as for catnip...... Feeding the cat a little once in a while, so that these little guys who are usually proud and don't like to take care of people can expose the other side of their inner side, which is actually a very interesting thing! ”

"So...... Is this thing really completely harmless to cats? ”

"Don't worry, listen to what you just said, the cat may be eating for the first time, and it eats a little more, so the effect will probably last longer, however, it won't take more than an hour at most, and then the cat will return to normal and become as lively as usual!"

"But...... Just looking at Miao Miao's appearance, it seems that there is no way to resist the attraction of this catnip...... I mean, while this thing is harmless, it's true, but ......"

"Unlike humans, cats know how to be moderated and modest, so as long as they have eaten catnip and enjoyed it to the fullest, these little ones will not touch it for a long time."

"Is this okay?"

"Speaking of which...... Maybe in two days there will be something even more exaggerated, so don't be surprised by the time you are now. ”

“……”

I can't imagine anything more exaggerated than "the cat ate catnip", after thanking the shopkeeper and hanging up the phone, Hao Qi sighed, and then poked his girlfriend who was slumped on the floor on her toes and giggled on all fours.

"Miao Miao...... How does it feel now? ”

"To ...... It's time to fly! ”

I always feel that if his girlfriend said this in human form, he would be more proud.

"Babble...... Hao Qi, people think they're so cute now! ”

"Cute ghost...... You're no different from those stupid women who get drunk in a bar and get picked up! ”

"Huh? Is that meow? ”

The cat narrowed her eyes and glanced at her boyfriend in a sparkling manner.

"But...... Isn't there still you by your side, hehehe......"

It's because my boyfriend is by my side, so I show me the reserve of being a girlfriend!

Knowing that even if he said anything now, it was useless, so he could only obediently wait for the effect of catnip to dissipate, so next, Hao Qi simply broke the jar and began to fiddle with the cat's delicate body that usually would never be easily obedient, but now it is kneaded like plasticine.

"I was taken a shameful photo......"

When Hao Qi was holding the mobile phone and clicking and shooting, the cat was still conscious for a moment, grinning at the camera for a long time, and Hao Qi was also shocked.

After a while, the strength of catnip fades, Xia Miaomiao, shouldn't she destroy this black history by the way, and even her boyfriend will be humanely destroyed?

"Forget it, anyway...... It's a rare opportunity. ”

In fact, maybe it's because catnip isn't fully ripe, or maybe Xia Miaomiao's consciousness as a human is stronger than that of cats, and after about half an hour, the cat that was rolling around on the ground and being auctioned by Hao Qi suddenly shook his head and got up.

"Huh? What's wrong with me......"

The cat looked down at herself in confusion, and then looked at her boyfriend who was hiding her phone behind her.

"I always feel ...... It seems to have gotten so weird just now, let me think about it......"

The effect of catnip itself makes the cat look as if it is "uncontrollable", and then, Hao Qi got an accurate conclusion that ordinary people can't draw no matter how much they study.

"Yikes! What I've just been doing! ”

Obviously, the cat ...... after eating catnip There should be no such thing as a "fragment".

Seeing the cat, who was so ashamed that even the white hair on her body had a tendency to flush, covered her face and desperately drilled into the crack of the sofa, Hao Qi still couldn't help but start laughing.

"Xia Miaomiao, you don't know how stupid and cute you were just now!"

"No, no, no, no! The one you just saw wasn't me! It's not Xia Miaomiao! ”

"The facts are there, no matter how much you quibble, it's useless, this is the punishment for your greedy mouth!"

"Ahhh I said that it wasn't an old lady - that's right! It must have been accidentally snatched away by the guy inside the tail just now! ”

"I don't think you've been taken away, but Shi Lezhi!"

"Hao! Jade! It's all your fault! It's okay to give me something like that! ”

"I didn't know it was so powerful at first - do you want to do it any more now?"

"I decided! I'm going to bite you to death first! Then commit suicide by jumping off a building! ”

“…… As a cat, it is impossible for you to achieve any of your goals. ”

"If you don't try this kind of thing, how can you know! Come on! ”

“……”

For cats, catnip makes them happy.

And for humans, a cat that has taken catnip and is at the mercy of it may not be ...... Is it the correct posture to suck a?

Double happiness! Fit?