"My life is up to me, not !! heaven"

Yan Shouyi stared at the medicinal food on the table, his eyes a little green.

A pot of chicken soup is 88 yuan, a pot of chicken and bullfrog are boiled together with the tonic dish, named "chicken chicken frog", each pot costs 118 yuan, and each serving is 138 yuan of chicken and soft-shelled turtle "live chicken over the mountain", and there are soft-shelled turtles, chickens, bullfrogs boiled in a pot of "auspicious three treasures", a price of 198 yuan.

In addition to these items, the middle is a stewed chicken with angelica, and Cordyceps, ginseng slices, and other medicinal materials that nourish the body, at this time, a slight smell of angelica medicine, mixed with the fragrance of chicken soup, entered the nostrils, making his Adam's apple move involuntarily.

Such a table of dishes costs him two months of living expenses, but unfortunately, the girl sitting opposite him looks a little disdainful.

Yan Shouyi said with a smile: "Xiao Yun, taste it, it tastes very good." ”

The girl looked at him, with a fat head and big ears, and a shiny face, looking disgusted.

couldn't help frowning: "Yan Shouyi, there are some things I want to say to you......"

Yan Shou lowered his head, paused, his voice was half lower, and said, "Let's finish eating first." ”

The girl didn't say anything, especially remembering meeting him on the basketball court half a year ago, under the sun, he ran like a calf, he turned around, moved quickly from side to side, and finally, a beautiful dunk fell to the ground, the slightly open collar set off his sweaty face, and the sun hit his face, like an angel.

What a sunny and handsome boy, in just half a year, how did he become like this, his face was hateful, and he was as fat as two people compared to half a year ago.

sighed regretfully in my heart, a boy who has no self-control, even if he has a good foundation, what qualifications does he have to pursue himself?

The two of them have their own thoughts, the table is full of dishes, the girl does not move, but Yan Shouyi seems to have realized the tragedy, turned sadness into appetite, swept the clouds, and swept away all the dishes in a short time.

The girl was stunned, secretly frightened, no wonder she looked like a pig's head in half a year.

I was more decisive in my heart, and without waiting for Yan Shouyi to put down his chopsticks, he said coldly: "Yan Shouyi, some words are better to explain, for you, it is better to have a long pain than a short pain......

Yan Shou put down the chopsticks with a snap, still lowered his head, but his fists were clenched, the girl leaned back a little scared, Yan Shouyi stood up suddenly, turned around and left without saying a word, looking very angry, the girl saw him leave, but breathed a sigh of relief, watched him go away through the glass door, and hurriedly packed up and was about to leave, but the proprietress who was eyeing him rushed out of the counter with an arrow step, blocking the way: "Classmate, the meal money hasn't been paid yet, Chenghui 1023, wipe a fraction of 1000!" ”

“…… What the! Didn't he pay? ”

"Nope!" The proprietress whispered mysteriously: "That doll is quite pitiful, you are the first female baby to reject him this month." ”

“……”

Yan Shouyi's footsteps were fast, his fat body could not slow him down at all, and when he returned to school, he rushed straight to the cafeteria, swept left and right at the door with a huge rice bowl, his eyes were sharp, and he soon found a few familiar classmates, and ran over in a rampage, his body squeezed slightly, and all the irrelevant people were bounced away, and when those classmates saw him coming, they were immediately shocked, and tightly protected their food:

"It's not good, Yan Shouyi is here!"

"Let's go! Come on! ”

"Where to go!" Yan Shouyi blocked the way and shouted: "There is no money to eat this month, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, each of you will dig a spoonful for me!" ”

“…… Your uncle's Lao Yan, I said that it has only been less than half a month! How are you spending the second half of the month! ”

"Hey, I'll dig a spoonful of each of the class, barely strength day!"

After guarding the cafeteria for half an hour, the geese plucked their feathers, the rice bowl was finally full, and it was all poured into the stomach within a minute.

didn't delay, the wind went out of the school gate, and when I arrived at the commercial street, it was still the same small medicinal food shop, and I went straight to the counter, and the proprietress saw him, and smiled all over her face: "Xiao Yan ......"

"Boss, needless to say, I'll get a kickback!"

The two red tongtongs were handed over, and the proprietress complained a little: "Xiao Wang, I have been bringing fewer and fewer dinners recently, and this rebate ......"

Strictly keep one hey hey two sounds, now the reputation is almost lost, I have to go to the outer courtyard to play wild food recently, of course, it is getting more and more difficult to eat and drink and rebate, fortunately, I don't have to do this thing after tomorrow!

After coping with a few words, I hurriedly went out, took a taxi and went straight to the city, first found a bank to withdraw the money, all the belongings totaled 50,000 yuan, and found a medicinal herb store called Bao Zhilin, the top ten precious tonic medicines of the Heavenly Empire: ginseng, astragalus, dendrobium, He Shou Wu, cordyceps, wolfberry, angelica, purple river car, ejiao, deer antler, all the money was exchanged for these, and at the end of the shout: "Boss, give me ten more boxes of viagra!" ”

"Ah, I don't ...... it"

"I'm such a big customer, you won't buy it for me?"

“…… Lad, you can take it easy! ”

I took something out of the house, and I bought something for 50,000 yuan, but there wasn't much in it, and there was only a bag of small schoolbags.

When I went back to school, I went to the commercial street to find a small medicinal food shop, borrowed a pressure cooker, poured a bag of tonic medicine into it, mixed all kinds of medicinal herbs, and boiled for three or four hours, so anxious that the proprietress had to add the gas bill.

Yan Shouyi said something badly, persuaded the inquisitive proprietress away, and then poured out a pot of medicinal juice, which looked pitch black, and Dongdong boiled out of so many valuable medicinal materials together, I don't know if it was a tonic or a poison.

Strictly guarded it, poured the medicinal juice into the large hot water kettle, filled two pots, and then wrapped the dregs of the medicine heavily, so as not to disperse the medicine too quickly, and then carried the things back to school.

I drank a pot that night, slept all night with a fever, and at three o'clock in the morning, it was still black and black outside, but the street lights on the campus were turned on all night, Yan Shouyi got up quietly, carried the hand warmer and the medicine bag out of the dormitory, and the slight night breeze caressed him, and he exhaled a lot of turbidity, and went straight to the back mountain of the school.

At this time, there were already sporadic morning exercisers, Yan Shouyi was not conspicuous, walked a mile or two in one go, entered the mountain behind the school, and sped up his pace, and the fat man of two hundred pounds walked all the way, as fast as a motorcycle.

Halfway up the mountain, you can get a glimpse of the whole picture of the school, this big mountain, now around the mountain built dozens of miles long university town, commercial districts, residential areas, etc., this Jinhua Mountain has also been transformed into a park, of course, refers to the halfway up the mountainside, and then up, is the forest that retains most of the original appearance, to the top of the mountain there are only a few sheep intestine paths.

Yan Shouyi did not stop, stepped on the uneven stone steps and continued to go up, and when he reached the top of the mountain, he finally sweated.

Find a big stone, open the medicine bag, chew and eat the medicinal materials while resting, and pick up the hot water kettle and pour the warm medicinal juice, and wait for the numb, bitter, astringent, and rushing, the mouth is full of I don't know what the taste is, a ray of sunlight shoots out of the sky, Yan Shouyi hurriedly poured all the remaining medicinal juice, and then opened the box of viagra, a box of two, a total of twenty or so swallowed all the brains, sat on the stone platform with a round belly, put on a posture of five qi Chaoyuan, and meditated in the face of the rising sun.

For about five or six minutes, my face was hot and red, my heart was beating faster, and I was standing tall below, accompanied by dizziness, tinnitus, and dizziness, and my brain was like a heavy rainstorm.

Strictly abide by the certainty in his heart, this is called drinking the immortal wine, Xiao Zhou Tian has already passed, sure enough, his senses moved, and he could see his internal organs clearly at once, this is looking back and looking inside.

I felt that I didn't stop all the way, until I reached the right kidney, and I saw a pigeon-sized boulder lying in the renal pelvis, a little light.

Yan Shouyi is satisfied, he eats raw tomatoes, spinach, and eats high calcium tablets in the cover, based on this, and then eats a lot, can make up for it, the essence of absorption is condensed, and use kidney power to warm up, quickly succeed, all efforts into this round thing, this is a golden pill!

The priceless gold mine is formed by condensation in the soil after hundreds of millions of years of geological changes.

What is Gold? Gold is born from the soil and is the essence of the earth.

What is soil? Earth is the phase of extinction where all laws return.

The gold of Jindan is the essence of essence and the essence of people.

When Jin Dan is completed, Lao Tzu will leave this ghost place, stop playing with those demons and monsters, the world is free, where is not the place to go!

Thinking like this, Yan Shouyi used the method of looking back and looking inside, and always used his heart to sense this golden pill, and he had already given birth to an induction with it, and on a whim in the past few days, he knew that this thing was going to be a big thing - just waiting to push the palace over the abdomen and enter the position of the lower dantian.

When thinking like this, the magnificent morning sun is rising, and the colorful glow floats in the sky like wisps of golden wire, which is in response to the sentence: "The pure yang peels off the Dan and matures, and jumps out of the cage for nine days!" ”

Yan Shouyi's whole body was like a fire, his heart was beating like a drum, and he was transparent up and down, knowing that the time was ripe, he took advantage of the power of tonic, aphrodisiac, and yang medicine to the peak, and immediately did not hesitate to urge Jin Dan, and finally Jin Dan jumped slightly, began to push the uterus into the abdomen, and after several struggles, slowly went down - in fact, it was through the ureter.

This hard squeeze down, and the pain slowly appeared.

Pain is medically classified into 12 grades:

Level 1: Mosquito bites;

Grade 2: Surgery after anesthetic;

Level 3: Friendly flirting between lovers;

Level 4: Parents hate the beating and scolding of iron and steel;

Level 5: Slap with the palm, leaving a red palm print;

Grade 6: Gastroenteritis caused by inattention to diet, stomach pain;

Level 7: Hit with a stick, leaving a black-purple mark;

Grade 8: Extensive bleeding trauma caused by various means;

Level 9: The pain of skin and flesh, the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, such as tiger chairs, bamboo sticks, and red irons;

Level 10: Causing physical disability, such as having a finger blown off from a wound in combat;

Grade 11: visceral pain;

Level 12: How the mother feels during childbirth.

Yan Shouyi's pain at this time was level 11, and after a while, he was covered in cold sweat and pale, and at this time, Jin Dan went down less than a quarter, but it was getting more and more painful.

Endure! No pain, no gain!

Yan Shou endured for a moment repeatedly, only to feel that life was worse than death, and he reluctantly persevered for another five minutes, and suddenly there was a violent colic pain in his abdomen, and he couldn't help it, and he vomited it in one gulp, and most of the medicinal juice he drank spit out.

When this mouth came out, I couldn't hold back the pain anymore, and Yan Shouyi secretly complained:

"The Secret of Ziyang Jindan Quick Growth" said, condensed into Danzhu into the size of a soybean, although there are some obstacles, but it can easily lower the abdomen, but I didn't expect that I was actually talented, Jindan is now as big as a pigeon's egg, no wonder it can't get down!

Could it be that this is the jealousy of talents!

Yan Shouyi rolled on the ground in pain, miserable, groggy, and stumbled up, otherwise he would have died on the top of the mountain, and no one knew yet.

I don't know how many wrestles I fell all the way, but fortunately, his physical strength was amazing, his body was strong, and he barely struggled halfway up the mountain, but he was dazzled for a while, and he stepped on the air and fell a few heels, and with a bang, his head hit the stone.

Yan Shou howled and instantly threw himself into the street.

Just when he was in pain, and he couldn't survive or die, the sound of tapping and tapping footsteps came from far and near, and stopped abruptly beside him.

Amitabha, this place is also considered a wilderness, and someone happened to pass by early in the morning, and when he saw his injured person, he immediately came to help.

While struggling with severe pain and sighing that there will be a blessing in the future, Yan Shouyi struggled to get up with the strength of full breastfeeding, slowly looked up at the comer, stretched out his hand to approach her, and tried to speak but could only make a voice that even he couldn't hear: "Do me a favor, take me to the hospital......"

"Ah~~!!" A scream, a young lady in her twenties who was wearing a vest and shorts, who seemed to be out for morning exercise, her eyes were wide open, and she protected the frame of the glasses with one hand to prevent her eyeballs and glasses from falling off and shattering: "Dead fat, dead pervert!" ”

Yan Shouyi faintly came to his senses, barely looked down, but heard the footsteps approaching, a fierce flirting foot from the bottom to the top, when he was at the last moment, his abdominal muscles contracted and barely buffered, and he still felt that the sharp pain was like a blunt knife stabbed in the throat from there, oh~~

Instant spikes.