Yan Shouyi tried his best to open his eyes, his eyes were white, bright, and dazed, and he only heard a whisper snickering nearby: "This patient is a little colored." ”

"Yes, yes."

"Hee-hee-hee......"

"Ahem." Someone whispered a warning: "Here we go!" ”

Then, a song came out from some corner, Yan Shou had a splitting headache, his fingers moved, but his lower body was unconscious, he was about to struggle to get up and take a look, when a beautiful doctor wearing a flower headscarf and a mask appeared in front of him, blinking his big eyes, looking at him condescendingly: "The patient is awake." ”

“…… Ha, it's the doctor, I'm in the hospital? Yan Shouyi breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Please change the song, or make your voice quieter." ”

The flower turban said: "This is not for you. ”

“……”

"It's called Comfortably, Numb, Comfortably Numb." The flower turban mentioned it in passing, and then warned: "Lie down and don't move, the operation is about to begin!" ”

“…… What surgery? ”

"Lithotripsy surgery, rest assured, minimally invasive and painless."

"What !!!"

Yan Shou was about to struggle one by one, a needle had already pierced in, and the flower turban ordered in an orderly manner: "Etomidate 10mg slowly and quietly pushed." ”

Yan Shouyi felt a little sleepy, but tried to stay awake and tried to resist, but then failed.

"Cis Atracurium 10mg rapid intravenous push."

Yan Shou couldn't lift his skin, he shouted in his heart,, Lao Tzu is going to be overturned!

"Sufentanil 20ug Rapid Intravenous Push."

Yan Shouyi has a feeling that the world is spinning, and I don't know it later.

……

Yan Shouyi felt that he had been slapped twice on the face, and he came to his senses a little,

Still really wanted to sleep, very, very sleepy, there was a tube stuck in his throat very uncomfortable, he had no idea how long it had been, he wanted to know what time it was.

The flower turban is beside him, let him squeeze his hand hard, let him raise his hand, let him raise his head, let him take a deep breath, in short, it just doesn't stop, the flower turban sucks a few times in the catheter with a suction tube, this is the time when Yan Shouyi feels the most painful, and he feels that his lungs are vacuumed... Then he ripped off the cuff and pulled the catheter out. The whole world calmed down, and Yan Shouyi fell asleep again...

When I woke up again, I found that I had arrived in the nursing room, and from the beginning to the present, in fact, the whole process took an hour and a half, and Yan Shouyi felt that a century had passed.

"It's your stones, so many." The little nurse, who didn't have a smiling face, took out a plastic bag and shook it in front of his eyes—there were several lifeless broken stones inside: "Your broken stones are here, you can keep them as a souvenir." ”

Yan Shou looked at the Jin Dan that was broken into several pieces, his eyes were dilated, and he seemed to hear the impact sound of "dong dong dong" in his brain clearly, and in an instant, a strong stinging pain hit his brain, and Yan Shou snorted, full of tears.

"Give you oxygen, don't drink water or eat for 6 hours." The little nurse skillfully installed a heart monitor for him, and glanced at him again: "Such a big person, are you still afraid of pain and crying?" ”

Yan Shouyi didn't have the strength to explain to this kind of mortal.

The little nurse stood up, looked down, and left the ward quickly, and after a while a doctor came and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

"He didn't pee."

It turned out that there was no urine in the urine bag of Yan Shouyi.

As soon as Yan Shou heard their conversation, he took a look, and it turned out that he had already inserted a urinary catheter, and he felt very uncomfortable when he looked at it.

The doctor came, fiddled with the tube a few times, and seemed to be checking for something.

He screamed a few times and moved his whole body.

The doctor said, "It's probably blocked, I'm going to pull it out!" ”

Strict adherence is like fish on a chopping board, what else can be said? My brain hurts so much that I can't think!

So the doctor began to pluck!

What does that feel like?

If you have seen the New Dragon Gate Inn, you will know that there is a sharp weapon called a canine barb arrow inside, which is like pulling that thing out of the flesh inch by inch, and it has been pulled out for a long time.

The doctor said lightly while pulling it out: "If you can't pee out, I have to reinsert it." ”

Reinsert it!!

Reinsert it!!

Reinsert it!!

Yan Shouyi's heart was like ashes, but he was also made alive by this pain, and a cold air rushed straight to the heavenly spirit cover, recalling him to the world.

As soon as the doctor left, he struggled to get up, hurriedly rushed to the WC, and held back a few drops of milk vigorously, blood in the urine,

Although it is also painful into the bone marrow, it is like magma coming out of a hole.

But Yan Shouyi still wiped his sweat and smiled proudly.

If you don't die in a great disaster, you will be blessed!!

In the next few days, the little nurse would walk in from time to time and suddenly lift the quilt to take a look: "Not infected!" ”

Yan Shouyi is also accustomed to it, his face is shameless, insensitive, and thinking about life.

Sometimes he also thinks about the ultimate question of life: the bottom line of human shame can indeed be broken again and again, the uncle in the next bed does not cover the quilt, and the old bird hangs outside all day long for inspection, he doesn't know if he will become like this in the future.

Fortunately, he was able to be discharged from the hospital after three days.

Ha, Lao Tzu has finally come back to life!

Yan Shouyi packed his luggage and was about to go out, but the little nurse stopped him again.

Well, is there anything else to say?

"Yan Shouyi, your B-ultrasound report has come out, the stone in your right kidney has been removed, but there is still a stone in your left kidney, which fell one day, maybe you will have to take it out!" The little nurse shook a piece of paper in her hand: "This is the discharge form, and you can leave with the money." ”

Do you still want to break my golden pill? Dream!

Yan Shouyi opened the discharge list, and it was dark in front of him, 22,002!

"Why is it so expensive!"

"Your stone is harder!"

“…… Can you owe it first, there is no money...... "Yan Shou was empty-minded, he really had no money, and he did it a few days ago, not only did he lose his vitality, but he also went bankrupt.

"There is not much after deducting medical insurance, so I can't find a friend at home to borrow some first." The little nurse was not shocked, and she didn't raise her eyelids: "If you evade the fee, we will chase you to the school." ”

"Don't dare." Yan Shouyi calmed down: "Then I won't be discharged from the hospital today, and I'll be out tomorrow." ”

"Whatever you want."

If you don't leave the hospital, you can leave, Yan Shouyi ran to the nurse's station first, asked who sent him to the hospital that day, and wrote down the name and phone number, called He Zhizhou, it should be a girl.

After another check, she also signed the lithotripsy surgery risk notice, and the family column actually used the name of his girlfriend, and he vomited blood one by one, and he wanted to come to the hospital for painkiller injections, but he didn't call the Jin Dan to pieces.

"Your condition at that time was very dangerous, hydronephrosis was very serious, and the stones were so big, if you didn't do it, you would break your waist, and the situation was urgent, so you had to undergo surgery......

On the one hand, someone sent him to the hospital, and on the other hand, he smashed his golden pill, and he didn't know whether it was kindness or hatred, Yan Shouyi had mixed feelings in his heart, thinking about the one named He Zhizhou, whether it was the glasses girl who attacked him, and thought, I'll talk about this later.

I ran back to the university area, went to my alma mater, Jinhua University, and went to the next normal university and went to the language college.

Walking all the way, my heart is very worried, if Jin Dan is completed, it is like one more life essence storage station and transfer station, under the reflection of the internal view, the fixed point repairs the originally invisible dark wounds in the body, and even can urge the essence to repair the wound instantly, it is common to strengthen the body, and it is simple to live a hundred years old, and it can also develop some special abilities.

It's a pity that Jin Dan was knocked out as a stone, this situation is completely unexpected, now Jin Dan is gone, not only the previous penance is in vain, but even the body is a lot weaker - to now, it is really an ordinary 200 pounds of fat people, not long after walking gasping badly, soft hands and soft feet, these, relying on time can always slowly warm back.

The real danger is that sometimes there will be a sharp pain in the head, which should hurt the spirit, but it is not enough to recuperate - looking back at the inner vision, but only observing the body and internal organs, to the step of the primordial spirit, with his cultivation can not see, touch, and can do nothing.

Yan Shouyi felt that things were a bit big, and he couldn't help it, but he could consult the mage about this matter—but he still took a lot of time to think about it.

Thinking in my heart, I found the club gathering point of the Bixian Society of the Language Academy.

Yan Shouyi glanced at the big blue tiled house hidden in the grove, and his mood was very complicated, if he had no choice, he didn't want to come here again.

In the blue sky, a group of eight people shrunk in a dark small house to play with pen fairy, Yan Shou was stunned and pushed the door and broke in, shouting: "Ai Xingcai!" Ai Xingcai is not here! ”

The group of people was taken aback by the uninvited guest, especially the pen - this is serious, it is equivalent to offending the pen fairy, and the group of people was shocked, and they had to pull Yan Shouyi to apologize to the pen fairy, shouting: "Fatty! You're done! If you don't apologize, you will be pestered by him for three lifetimes in the future, and you will always be miserable, or your children and grandchildren will suffer with it! ”

Lao Tzu Jindan Zhenren, will you be afraid of this?

Yan Shouyi was disdainful, if it was usual, he would bounce this group of people away with a shake of his body, but at this time he was weak, and he was actually pulled by them: "Don't run, don't you kill us!" ”

Yan Shouyi could only be reasonable, and shouted: "Morning is the time when the pure qi rises, and noon is the time when the pure qi radiates from the world, that is, the yang qi is heavy, and the two worlds of yin and yang, one realm is clear, the other realm is turbid, the clear is positive, the turbidity is evil, the evil does not come when the Qing is clear, and the evil does not come when the evil is clear." Now that the sun is so bright, it's almost twelve o'clock at noon, and the pen fairy won't come! There was no pen fairy just now, scattered, all scattered, let go of me! ”

"Hey, you still know this?" One of them said suspiciously: "Who did you say you were looking for just now?" ”

"Ai Xingcai!"

"Who are you?"

"Her friend!"

The man looked at him and said, "You greasy and ugly, will you be a friend of Senior Sister Xingcai?" ”

The rest of the people were also attracted to attention, and they all agreed, revealing suspicions.

Strictly abide by one breath and don't fight in one place, when Lao Tzu is handsome, he is more handsome than you!

These men and women, all of them are very good-looking, they are all college students who like Shinto and Shinto, and they are not deeply involved in the world, and the girls here are likely to become the disciples of Master Xiaohua, and the boys here are either handsome or stylish, but they are all prepared little wolf dogs of the Pen Immortal Society.

Yan Shouyi glanced at them a little sadly, and didn't say anything, everyone thinks differently, hehe, bitch with dog, forever, maybe these guys will like it here, and they can't think about it, besides, he is not qualified to pity them at all, his current situation is much worse than theirs.

After asking where Ai Xingcai was, Yan Shouyi took a deep breath and went to a building further back in the grove.

Ai Xingcai's appearance is pure like a small flower, weak and delicate, pitiful, and has a desire to protect.

When Yan Shouyi found her, she was lying on the bed like a little lamb who could be ravaged at any time.

But Yan Shouyi knew that this was Ai Xingcai's disguise, most of the time she was a weak girl, provided that she didn't sleep with her, she was originally one of Yan Shou's many female friends, the relationship was general, and their relationship went further on a stormy night, after that night, the original form of the demon girl was revealed, and Yan Shouyi's temperament changed greatly.

For people like Yan Shouyi, having a time with her is already full of feelings of being deceived, and she has enough appetite, not to mention that this demon girl will judge him without scruples, just like a male pervert discussing women's mimes and the size of mimes as casually, for Yan Shouyi's first five-minute experience, she comforted her several times:

"Don't be discouraged, dear, it's pretty much the same the first time."

Who wants her to comfort her!

At that moment, Ai Xingcai looked at him with hazy eyes, and strictly guarded one when he didn't see it, he didn't have anything to say, and said hello bluntly:

"What are you doing?"

"Raising a baby."

Yan Shouyi's heart jumped, and Ai Xingcai threw a wink at him: "Your seed." ”

“…… Nonsense!! ”

"The fetus is very good, I'm going to cultivate it for a while." Ai Xingcai looked at him: "I haven't seen you for a long time, you have become so fat." ”

Yan Shou said in a sullen voice: "The fat man eats too much, it is very reasonable, I don't want to attract attention." ”

"Not bad, not bad." Ai Xingcai leaned sideways, her smooth and delicate thighs bent gently, and said in a coquettish voice: "My little wolf dog, the Lun family is so hot, do you want to take advantage of the heat before the Lun family gets up?" ”

Lao Tzu went to Nima!

Yan Shouyi couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Shut up!" My generation of Jindan monks, Yuanyang is precious, how can you waste it at will! ”

Ai Xingcai sat up slowly, not caring about the leakage of spring, and pouted: "The Lun family is curious, it is the first time to invite a greasy fat man like you, but you don't know how to lift, it's a disappointment!" ”

Then he asked: "Look at your feet are vain, your face is pale, your eyes are blank, and I don't know which vixen has hollowed out your body, and you are pretending to be serious......

As soon as Yan Shou saw her getting farther and farther away, he hurriedly made a long story short: "My Jin Dan was shattered, and my vitality was greatly damaged, so I came to you for help this time." ”

"What?" Ai Xingcai immediately changed color, and her face was covered with cold frost: "Jin Dan is broken? You've only been cultivating for a long time, are you making enemies with others, why are you so careless! ”

Ai Xingcai knows more than him, the golden pill was broken, not as simple as hurting the spirit, but hurting the original god, half of the people are wasted - it doesn't matter if the person is wasted, what matters is the baby fetus she cultivates, it is his species, and his cultivation will affect the baby fetus, otherwise why bother to use the "Ziyang Jindan Quick Secret" to cultivate him.

Now I don't expect him to give feedback, for fear of being dragged down by him, Ai Xingcai was angry and anxious, thought for a moment, and ordered: "You go back first, I'll go to the master to discuss, you wait for me to call." ”