It was not the young lady who said this, but a man in his twenties, who floated to my side at some point, with a strange light in his eyes and a lewd smile on his lips.

I didn't react for a while, and subconsciously replied: "I'm sorry, I'm not engaged in base." ”

The man in front of me was visibly stunned for a moment, and then looked me up and down with suspicious eyes.

I forgot for a moment that I was a daughter and was wearing a bikini that didn't fit well. This guy should be here to talk, I didn't react for a while, so I habitually replied as a man.

"Pseudo-mother?" After looking me up and down several times, this guy asked with a complicated expression.

"You are the pseudo-mother, and your whole family is a pseudo-mother."

To be honest, I really don't know what is popular among girls to refute it now, so I have to fight back with the most suitable Internet terms for girls that I know in my memory.

To boast a little, I feel that my female voice is still good. Not only because of the control of the timbre, but more importantly, I think my tone is also just right, proud but elegant.

That's not right! There's nothing to be proud of. I'm a boy, why am I so proud that I can show the perfect female voice?

However, the guy in front of me doesn't seem to intend to give me time to regret: "I'm sorry, I'm not called a pseudo-mother now, it seems to be called a women's clothing boss, right?" ”

As he spoke, the dude slowly moved his gaze to my crotch, as if trying to make sure there was something there.

I felt an unprecedented humiliation, and a fire of ignorance came straight to my heart. There have been times when people couldn't tell whether it was a man or a woman and looked down to make sure, but I never felt so humiliated. At this moment, I can't wait to pick out the eyeballs of the person in front of me, wash them in water, and then put them back on him.

"What do you like to call me, you stay away from me anyway." I paddled with my hands, trying to get away from this man.

What I never expected was that this person shamelessly grabbed my swimming ring and didn't let me go: "Alas, don't be in a hurry to go." You see, today is not a holiday, there are not many people here, and it is a kind of fate that we can meet. It's so hot, I'll treat you to a cold drink. ”

Hey, I've never seen anyone so brazen. In other words, I won't talk to strange girls, and there are few people around me who can do this kind of thing, so is it this virtue that takes the initiative to talk to them?

"Forget it, I can't afford it, please find another soulmate." I paddled harder, but I was still doing nothing.

I have so obviously rejected this person's situation, and he still hasn't given up.

"Let it go! Will you let go? I glared at the man in front of me.

I thought he would be able to restrain himself a little if he was angry, but I didn't expect him to get even worse, not only did he not let go of my swimming ring, but he also pulled closer with a hippie smile.

"Don't be angry, don't you have something to say. So, let's go to the dessert shop over there, and how about I buy a cone and apologize to you? ”

The look of his dead face made me feel disgusted with him from the bottom of my heart.

Just as I was thinking about whether to follow the example of a girl, a water bottle smashed into the man's hand, and the splash almost blinded me.

Although he was not hit, the man was obviously taken aback, and he looked angrily in the direction where the water bottle was flying: "Who threw this?" I ......"

I could guess from the shape of his mouth what he was going to scold, but after seeing clearly that it was the young lady who threw the bottle, the expression on the man's face immediately took a 180-degree turn.

"Yo, it's a beauty. I said this beauty, pay a little attention to your image in this public place, how bad it is to throw things casually, don't you say? "It's a hippie smile again.

The young lady had already stood up at this moment, her hands on her hips, and she looked domineering: "Image? Do you have an image? It's not uncommon for little girls to take care of you, and they still make up their faces. Are you ashamed of being such an adult? And tell me about the image. ”

I never thought that this young lady would be so domineering and leaky. You must know that many girls choose to be silent when they are rubbed with oil by salty pigs, and this young lady actually dares to be a boy who has just known each other for a long time...... Ah no, it's a girl who speaks up, which really makes me admire.

Maybe he didn't expect a seemingly weak girl in front of him to behave so toughly, this man was stunned for a while, floating in the water like a log.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly paddled to escape to the pool and climbed ashore.

The management of the water world came in a hurry and looked at the young lady with an unhappy face: "This girl, you are not allowed to throw garbage into the pool. ”

"Garbage? Which eye did you see me throwing out the trash? It was a water bottle, I fell into it by mistake. Besides, it's not allowed to throw garbage into the pool, so it's okay to throw scum into it? The young lady pointed to the "log" that was still floating in the water.

The administrator was not a fool, he immediately understood the general situation, and he no longer said anything more to the two of us, but silently bent down, reached out and scooped up the water bottle and handed it to the young lady.

"No, I feel disgusted when I touch scum." The young lady threw down such a sentence and pulled me away.

The young lady showed an inviolable queen posture at this moment, and I, a man of 1.75 meters, was almost dragged by a girl who was nearly two heads short of me at this moment.

"Two beauties, no, don't go, two girls, can't I apologize?" The "wood" in the water has not yet given up.

Hearing this, the young lady stood up suddenly, took a deep breath, and then turned her head with a smile on her face that was so bright that I doubted my life: "I'm sorry, we are lace." ”

After releasing this shocking declaration, the young lady did not stop for the slightest moment, and pulled me straight to another area, leaving the administrator and the "log" relatively silent.

I think I Xie Guanxin has been alive for 20 years, and I have seen a lot of strong women in film and television dramas, but in reality, I have met such a majestic woman who still has no grace, this young lady can be said to be the first, and I am afraid the only one.

The young lady was speechless all the way, and I didn't dare to speak, so I let her little self's hand pull me tightly, turn left and right, and then stop in front of a food stall.

Although I am a boy, the young lady has solved my dilemma as a girl after all, and I must thank her. I wanted to say thank you for buying an ice cream, but when I walked to the stall, I realized that I had nothing to lose.

The young lady noticed it, and without saying a word, she immediately walked up, reported her membership card number, and asked the vendor to deduct the money from the balance inside. I was once again crushed by the young lady, so I had to hold my share of the cone and follow the young lady.

"Thank you." I spoke slightly awkwardly.

"It's okay, a cone isn't worth a few dollars." The young lady is still domineering.

"No, I mean before. Thank you for saying that to help me out. ”

The domineering posture of the young lady just now is still repeated in my mind.

"Well, nothing. I'm a lace anyway. ”

"What?"