"? Hit the shelves so soon? ”

"Hurry up, wait for me to die! How much more is Salted Fish Brother going to break out after it is put on the shelves? ”

"Let's talk about the requirements, my bank card is full!"

"Poof...... Bank cards are still full of this saying? ”

……

As soon as I heard that "Star Change" was about to be put on the shelves, the atmosphere in the Salted Fish Mansion instantly became lively, and the messages in the dialog box were like waterfalls, rolling loudly.

However, this is just the idea of one of the people in Salted Fish Mansion. After all, this salted fish house is Yu Xian's fan base, and Yu Xian's fans are mainly divided into two parts: "Novel Party" and "Music Party". Of course, the excitement is the "Novel Party", and the "Music Party" bubbles up from time to time to complain about why Brother Salted Fish hasn't uploaded new music, even if it's a live broadcast for an hour.

Yu Xian saw the effect he wanted, and happily issued the words that had already been written:

"The Chinese New Year is coming in more than a month, and here, I say to the salted fish in the group in advance: Happy New Year!"

"What the hell?"

"I was talking about the release of "Star Change" a second ago, why did it suddenly come to the New Year?"

"Brother Salted Fish, what do you mean by that? If you have something to say, don't mess with these crooked things! ”

"That's it."

……

"In the sound of firecrackers, the spring breeze sends warmth into Tusu." Yu Xian seemed to be casually sending out a poem.

"Hey, good poetry!"

"Brother Salted Fish, you managed to up!"

"Awesome!"

……

As soon as the poem came out, many fans who had been circled by participating in the "Yilin Poetry Invitational Competition" at that time were also bubbling.

"Brother Salted Fish, don't change the subject."

"What do you want to express?"

"Brother Salted Fish, it's not your style to be so crooked."

"Hey, let's make it clear about the update after it hits the shelves!"

……

Fans of the "Novel Party" were furious and wanted to move the topic back.

"Don't worry, you see, the Spring Festival will be in a month, so when was it a month ago today?"

"It's the first five days of your shelves."

"It's +1 for the first five days of your listing."

"Stop talking nonsense! That's the first five days you put on the shelves. ”

……

Yu Xian ignored the replies of the people in the group, and still followed his own train of thought:

"It was a winter day. Winter is a cold and cruel season. Everything in the world is shrouded in frost and pure white, the branches of the trees are dry, the birds are sleeping, and everything is silent. ”

“……”

"Brother Salted Fish, are you okay? Isn't it just that the novel is on the shelf, why are you still crazy? ”

"Crazy you have a salted dried fish, this is called poetry, do you understand poetry?!"

……

"As a pure-blooded salted fish, in this winter, I must need to recuperate! Ahem,To put it simply, I need to hibernate.,Update or something.,I'm in a good mood today.,Just update one chapter.,Happy weekend everyone! ”

After posting this sentence, Yu Xian immediately closed QQ without saying a word.

Salted Fish House.

"?"

"?"

"Nima, I've been around for so long, and the result is that Brother Salted Fish wants to be replaced!"

"Mom sells batches, and she has been tricking us for so long!"

"Meow, who has the contact information of Brother Salted Fish, I'm going to come to the door to urge the change!"

……

Yu Xian opened the small black room and copied a chapter to the writer's backstage and sent it out.

Then, he flipped through the catalog of the small black room and roughly calculated it.

"Hmm...... There are more than 70 chapters in the manuscript, which doesn't seem to be enough to play. ”

Yu Xian planned a little, was ruthless, and summoned the [Big Salted Fish System] with his thoughts, entered the [Mall] and spent 50,000 salted fish value to exchange for a fresh fish time capsule, and took it with boiled water.

"Good! From now until the effect of the fresh fish time capsule has passed, go all out to code words! ”

……

The next morning.

The editor in charge, You Long, sent a message to Yu Xian very early:

"Lao Tie, why did you only update one chapter yesterday? It's about to hit the shelves, so at least keep the double watch to retain readers, right? Don't tell me that you're just trying to save the manuscript, this is not a manuscript, it's grinding down your fans, the future! ”

Seeing that the editor in charge You Long was so bitter, Yu Xian was very happy.

Out of politeness, Yu Xian still replied:

"I don't want to, it's been freezing on my side lately, and my hands and feet are cold, not to mention, and my brain is also a little cold. Alas, I'll try to write as much as I can. By the way, this is also my first time on the shelf, do you need to save some manuscripts before the shelves and wait for them to explode after they are put on the shelves? ”

"Where do you live? There should be heating in the north, too, right? Alas, it's good to know that the manuscript is saved, but the least update can't be dropped. ”

"Okay, thank you for your advice." Yu Xian didn't want to say anything more, so he quickly ended the conversation.

Where to stay? If you tell the editor in charge that you long lives in this Pengcheng city where it doesn't snow for 10,000 years, you can't be angry, oh no, it's to tell him that he actually has nearly 100 chapters in reserve.

Originally, opening this QQ was just to relieve the fatigue, and after a short rest, Yu Xian turned into the small black room again, and kept coding words.

Monday is today, that is, the day Yu Xian talked with the editor in charge You Long.

When it was close to half past ten in the evening, Yu Xian finally updated "Star Change".

Inside the salted fish house.

"Ouch my mother, "Star Change" has finally been updated!"

"Updated? I thought Brother Salted Fish went to hibernate today, and he didn't update it. ”

"But wait for me to die, don't talk about it, I'm going to nibble on the update chapter."

"Don't go upstairs, come with me!"

……

Two minutes later.

"@我真是大咸鱼, Brother Salted Fish, you come out for me! You explain to me what happens when this chapter is only 2,000 words? ”

"@我真是大咸鱼, old man, I have been studying for so many years, and I dare not say that I have read all the single changes, weekly changes, monthly changes, and annual changes, at least I have heard of them, what the hell are you's 'half more'?!"

"@我真是大咸鱼, you don't save the manuscript like this, do you? How can there be a chapter that is broken and sent up! ”

……

At night, Yu Xian happened to see the news of them on the Salted Fish Mansion, and he couldn't help but snicker in his heart.

Compared with yesterday's single update, today Yu Xian played the shameless update method that no one has ever seen before or after - half more! That is, an entire chapter is broken at the waist, and it is exactly stuck at 2,000 words, which is the minimum number of words required for an effective update chapter. Others are so out of context, at least it is a complete sentence in the end, but Yu Xian directly cut the last sentence in half when he played like this.

You ask the other half?

Yu Xian has already surfaced in the "author's words": in order to put the manuscript on the shelves, only half a chapter will be updated today, and the next half chapter will be added tomorrow. Thank you all for your support.

In a large area of Aite in Salted Fish Mansion, Yu Xian finally appeared.

"Ahem, my pen name is 'I'm really a big salted fish', of course the salted fish author has been updated~"