"Brother Salted Fish is cheating the corpse!"

"Salted fish, your sister! You're a little too much, aren't you? Look at it, the broken chapter doesn't take you to cut it so bloodily. ”

"I took it, it turns out that there is such a salted fish method, which is worthy of being a salted fish brother. But you used to be a thunderbolt every day, which was too uncomfortable. ”

……

"Alas, after all, it's approaching the end of the year, it's a cold winter, and I'm busy with affairs, so I can't help it." Yu Xian added a "helpless" expression at the end of the text.

"What are you up to? Say it and listen to it, we can help if we can, I can't bear it if I don't update it. ”

"That's right, there are thousands of people in Salted Fish Mansion, there is always someone who can help you."

"Brother Salted Fish, please believe in the power of the fans!"

……

The atmosphere in the Salted Fish Mansion instantly flipped upside down, from the previous questioning and complaining to asking Yu Xian about his difficulties at this time, wanting to help Yu Xian so that he could have enough time, and then increase the amount of updates of "Star Change".

What help does Yu Xian need now?

He needs them to help him complete the random tasks released by the [Big Salted Fish System].

In other words, they need to think that Yu Xian is a salted fish that is almost hopeless.

"I appreciate your kindness, but unfortunately, you really can't help me with my help." Yu Xian continued the routine, so he made a fool of himself.

"Brother Salted Fish, how do you know if you don't say it?"

"Well, say it first, you can't help us think of another idea."

"Upstairs +1"

"Upstairs +2"

……

"Tsk, that's right, people have three urgencies, and salted fish also have three urgencies. In addition, if you think about it, I have to be in a daze, take a nap, take a nap, sleep peacefully every day, even if I have a gap, I have to eat, alas, I am so busy, I am also helpless. ”

“……”

"Brother Salted Fish, the address is here, I'm going to send you a blade!"

"What are you sending the blade for, it's too violent, I'm going to come to the door to hang Brother Salted Fish and play Ding Ding!"

"Mom, you're really a big salted fish!"

……

Yu Xian looked at the "peaceful" shouting and scolding of Salted Fish Mansion, and closed the QQ group of Salted Fish Mansion with great satisfaction.

He slid his mouse to the upper right corner of the QQ interface, about to close the software, when suddenly, the head picture of the editor You Long began to flash.

"Huh?" Yu Xian clicked with interest to open the dialog box in charge of editing You Long.

"You're enough, hey, forget about the single shift yesterday, what the hell are you're a 'half-shift'?!" You Long added an "angry" expression to the message.

"I'm sorry, Youlong is big, and so am I." After Yu Xian sent this message, he didn't want to shrink QQ immediately, opened the small black room and continued to code words with all his might.

"What are you? Listen to my advice, hurry up and make up for the update, and draw more time code words tomorrow, you will seriously lose your fans. ”

"Hey, what about you?!" Ten minutes later, the editor in charge, You Long, saw that "I am really a big salted fish" did not reply, and added another sentence.

……

On Tuesday, I was really a big salted fish and still half a shift, that is, I made up for yesterday's half.

As soon as it was updated, the salted fish house was enthusiastic.

Today, Yu Xian didn't go to the salted fish mansion to bubble again, but clicked on the QQ of the editor You Long and sent a sentence:

"It's very helpless."

“？？？” The editor in charge, You Long, looked surprised.

"What's so helpless?"

"Are you talking about updates? You're almost on the shelves, even if you stay up late or stay up all night, you have to hold on. ”

The editor in charge, You Long, sent a lot of words, but he didn't see a response of "I'm really a big salted fish" for a long time, and I felt that something was wrong. In the midst of boredom, he looked through the chat history and suddenly realized.

Yesterday, "I'm really a big salted fish" posted: "I'm sorry, Youlong is big, and so am I", and today, he posted: "I'm very helpless." ”

[Feelings, you salted fish, it takes a whole day to say a word! ] 】

In front of the computer screen, You Long, who learned the truth, rolled his eyes angrily, if the book "Star Change" written by "I am really a big salted fish" is a book with great potential to attack the boutique, You Long would have deleted Yu Xian's QQ a long time ago, and made "Star Change" a permanent small black house.

Just as You Long was beating his chest in front of the computer and was so angry, the Xuan Xuan Editor who had just rushed a cup of Pu'er tea on the side, and Qilin, who had also signed "I'm really a big salted fish", saw this and walked over with a teacup.

"What's wrong, Dragon Giant?" Qilin stood beside You Long, bringing the teacup in his hand close to his mouth, he bowed his head slightly, and took a sip of the top tea in the teacup.

"Wow-how are you?" You Long, who was about to explode in his original mentality, saw that the person who came over was a unicorn, and his mentality completely collapsed.

"Huh? What's wrong with me? We're not in the same category, so we didn't run on you, right? ”

"Well, I don't mean you. As soon as I see you, I think of this 'I'm such a big salted fish', eh, it's so annoying! With a sigh, You Long subconsciously slapped the table.

"What's there to be angry about? Isn't he much more sophisticated than the "Legend of Wukong" he wrote before, and is more suitable for the style of online writing? And I heard that it's about to be put on the shelves. If you think about it, the "Legend of Wukong" he signed with me was finished before it was put on the shelves, so you should be content. Kirin shook his head with a faint smile, blew on the teacup, and took a sip of tea.

"Come on, don't mess with you! Who doesn't know that the various copyrights of "The Legend of Wukong" have been robbed by major merchants, and you have already received commissions, bonuses, and soft hands, right? You Long opened the background data of "Star Change" with a bitter face, "Na, look, how does this "Star Change" compare with "The Legend of Wukong"? ”

Kirin placed the teacup on the table and leaned over to take a closer look: "Yes, the amount of reward is much more than that of "The Legend of Wukong". ”

"It's not this, you keep looking!" You Long hammered himself twice in the chest, forcibly suppressing the anger in his heart.

"Hey-the collection is also 20,000 more than "The Legend of Wukong", wow, there are more than 4,000 followers, and there are promising masterpieces! Why aren't you satisfied with such good data? If he writes a long story, the copyright or something will definitely not be sold so early, but as long as he guarantees the quality, someone will come to grab it sooner or later, man, what are you anxious about? ”

"Kirin, you're angry with me, right?! The number of followers is huge, do you know that just two days ago, the number of followers of "Star Change" was as high as more than 5,000! ”

"Nearly a thousand more than a thousand follow-ups in two days? Did the writing collapse or did it write to some poisonous point? Kirin then asked.

"Big brother, if I don't point it out, you won't be able to see it, will you...... Why is it still a dead end under your nose? "First signed a contract under his own "I'm really a salted fish", and then his colleague Kirin, these two people can make Youlong so angry that he is angry. You Long grinded his tooth crown with a tearless look on his face, and stretched out his index finger, which was trembling with extreme anger, and pointed to a place on the computer screen.

"Update two thousand? So accurate out of context?! ”

"It's out of context, forget it, this product is directly cut in half of a whole sheet! Half a day, half a day, you know?! Have you heard of it, have you heard of it?! You Long couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and roared loudly to vent.