Chapter 4 Yes, it makes sense

As of now, there are many irrationalities in this story.

For example, why Hao Qi, a recent college graduate, did not go out to look for a job but stayed at home to gnaw at the old, for example, why he was able to make a cute 19-year-old beautiful girl girlfriend when he was obviously unemployed and gnawed at the old, and why did the two of them dare to complete the sacred first night ceremony at Hao Qi's home......

Yes, that's right, at least from the point of view of logical common sense, this does not correspond to the basic national conditions of socialism with the characteristics of the Celestial Empire, but as long as one major premise is considered, all problems will be solved.

Even a human being can become a cat, so what else is impossible?

So now, when Hao Qi's mother used a wave of killing intent that could penetrate any strong fortifications to force her own son to give up his futile act of stubborn resistance, so as to easily break through the last line of defense that hindered her from patrolling her territory, the target point of concern became reasonable.

"When I was downstairs, I heard a cat meowing in your room."

Ignoring the objective premise that Hao Qi's family lives on the twelfth floor for the time being, when she said this, the mother didn't look at her son, and her cold gaze like T-1000 roamed the entire room, and in the process, she directly ignored the surrounding women's clothing, rubber products on the floor, and even the little cutie on the bed.

"Mom, listen to my explanation......"

"There's no need to explain, I said no, it's no."

While the verdict of guilt has been handed down in no uncertain terms, the ruler who has absolute control over the territory has discovered the prey he is seeking.

Ignoring the large wardrobe and the bottom of the bed, which had been used as a tactic to lure the enemy, she strolled past Hao Qi, who had no time to make any stopping moves, and grabbed his cat girlfriend from the fur on the back of his neck from the seemingly inconspicuous shoe box behind him.

This is...... What a terrible defeat.

From the initial intelligence warfare, to the prediction and response to the enemy's strategic targets, from tactics to strategy to the comparison of strength between the two sides, it was a complete and all-round fiasco.

At this moment, Hao Qi finally recalled the horror of being dominated by the superior wisdom of his mother.

"Hao Qi, help, meow!"

Caught by someone's throat, Xia Miaomiao was obviously frightened - she even forgot that she was a cat now and let out a panicked cry for help.

This made Hao Qi scared half to death, and hurriedly desperately used his mouth shape to remind Xia Miaomiao of unwise behavior.

"Don't talk!"

Then, he leaned over to his mother with a shy face, and used the eunuch voice who was trying to sharpen his voice to learn Xia Miaomiao's tone just now.

"Ma Ma, you're going to pinch people to death!"

", I'm not as stupid as you."

"Get out! The old lady is not as disgusting as you! ”

“……”

Suddenly I felt so stupid.

Realizing this, Hao Qi closed his mouth knowingly, and glared at his cat girlfriend, who was also stupid and cute.

Although the process was short, he had already discovered that his mother obviously did not understand Xia Miaomiao's words - perhaps to her, it was just a kitten provoking her majesty with a meow.

However, such a discovery also made him temporarily relieved. Because he really couldn't think of a reason to explain to his mother the ins and outs of the "girlfriend turned into a cat".

"Hao Qi, I should have emphasized to you more than once that cats are not allowed at home."

At the same time as announcing this supreme prohibition in the family again, the mother was always under Hao Qi's nervous gaze, temporarily changed the cat girlfriend to a hug, and sat at the end of the bed.

"Other than that, I don't care if you have any hobbies, or what weird things you do hiding in your room — like women's clothing."

Hao Qi suddenly felt that the first half of his life was a failure.

Doesn't he look like the kind of person who would be bold enough to sneak his girlfriend home for the night while his parents weren't home? Or is he a good fit for himself to hide in his room and play with women's clothing?

Then again...... How can any mother think that her son is a transvestite rather than believe that there is actually a girl hidden in the room instead of a cat!

"I ...... Sure enough, it was given away with phone bills. ”

"What did you say?"

"Nothing! That ......"

Suddenly realizing that now is not the time to be depressed, facing his mother, who has already occupied an absolutely dominant situation, Hao Qi decided to sacrifice his killer weapon.

"Mom, actually...... I got a girlfriend. ”

"And then? Do you want to tell me that your girlfriend is actually a lace? That's why you're hiding in your room and secretly wearing women's clothes? ”

…… In the future, whoever is saying that it is a good thing that his parents are open-minded, close to the times, and have the courage to accept new things, Hao Qi will die to show him!

"Can you listen to me!"

"Okay, I'd like to hear what kind of story you'd like to use to explain the fact that this cat showed up in your room - or is it your girlfriend?"

Should it be said that the mother's wisdom is superior or the woman's intuition is keen? I really didn't expect to guess the truth of the story in the fourth chapter!

For a moment, Hao Qi almost confessed to his own mother.

"That's right, she's my girlfriend......"

Halfway through his words, Hao Qi saw his cat girlfriend in his mother's arms desperately waving her paws at her.

"Hao Qi! If you admit it, I'll die for you! ”

“……”

It seems that the mother's natural aversion to cats makes Xia Miaomiao feel that now is not a good time for her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to meet.

So let's just say...... Now is it obviously not the time to worry about this kind of thing, or is it that women are so emotional about the angle of concern?

Taking a deep breath, Hao Qi could only forcibly complete the topic before the boat was completed.

“…… She's the cat my girlfriend entrusted to me to take care of. ”

“……”

This time, Mother was unexpectedly silent for a full ten seconds.

"Really?"

When she asked these two words with difficulty, Hao Qi clearly saw that there were crystal tears in her mother's eyes.

"Really...... I kid you not. ”

In order to make his words more credible, Hao Qi can only bite the bullet and continue to make this story more real.

"Otherwise...... How dare I risk being deported by you, Mom, to bring the cat home, huh...... In fact, it was Miao Miao who personally sent the cat over, oh yes, and these clothes......"

"I mean...... Is it true that you have a girlfriend? ”

"Ah...... How...... What's wrong? ”

Under Hao Qi's puzzled gaze, the mother suddenly stood up and handed the cat to Hao Qi.

"Only this time, Hao Qi, I can promise you to raise it."

"Huh?"

"Promise me, though, you'll take care of it."

"That'...... That's a matter of course. ”

Before Hao Qi could pat his chest and assure him, his mother had already hurried out of his room.

While going out, she quickly took out her mobile phone, and I don't know who to call.

"Yes...... Let me tell you...... My Hao Qi has a girlfriend...... Holding grandchildren? Sooner or later, sooner or later......

I don't know why, hearing these vague words, full of joy and showing off, Hao Qi suddenly felt that his nose was a little sour.

"Woooooooooo......oo Auntie really meows well......"

Xia Miaomiao, the cat girlfriend who originally thought that she must be in danger this time, was also moved by this diametrically opposed differential treatment.

However, when she cried her nose like this, she reminded Hao Qi of one thing.

I'm sorry, Mom...... It may take a while to hold your grandson.