Chapter 3 Meat pads or something...... Sure enough, pink is the best!

In the news, I saw a lot of jokes about women raising dogs and not coming to the hospital for help, Hao Qi used to treat this kind of thing as a joke, but today, when he experienced a similar scene in person, he finally experienced the embarrassment of the person concerned from another angle.

What can I do when this happens...... I'm desperate!

Fortunately, Xia Miaomiao turned into just a kitten, so although the barb easily hooked the soft appearance of Hao Qi's tongue, after paying a certain amount of pain, the two sides were finally able to separate for the time being, and began to look at the current problem rationally.

"As I remember, cats generally only live fifteen to twenty years old."

When watching Hao Qi stick out his tongue to relieve the pain, the cat girlfriend also raised her own questions.

"What are you talking about all of a sudden?"

Probably because the pain of the tongue affected the circuitry of the cranial nerves, Hao Qi felt that he couldn't keep up with his girlfriend's thinking jumps.

"You see, the average life expectancy of human beings is about seventy years old, and if you convert it according to the proportion, if I become a cat at the age of nineteen this year, I should also be a big cat of four or five years old......"

"That would probably be a chunk of meat off my tongue by now...... But wait a minute. ”

Hao Qi keenly grasped the important message.

"Miao Miao, didn't you tell me before...... Are you over twenty years old? ”

"Huh? I mean one year old! It's one year old! Isn't it two months before my birthday on the Lunar New Year? ”

"Of course I remember your birthday, but ...... How many things are you hiding from me? ”

Hao Qi looked at the cat girlfriend in front of him with teeth and claws trying to prove his innocence.

You know, nineteen and twenty years old seem to be only a little bit different, but the sensory impact on men is completely different.

Interaction with the latter is certainly a normal interaction between adults, while the former ...... Although I know that nineteen years old is already the legal age, no matter how I think about it, there is a sense of guilt of "starting at three years and the maximum death penalty" mixed with a special sense of psychological pleasure.

But...... Should it have been earned?

The fact that a girlfriend is a beautiful girl under the age of twenty is, of course, the biggest bragging capital for men.

However, immediately, someone's mind that was just excited and ready to move was poured cold water because of the appearance of his girlfriend in front of him.

Even if it's a nineteen-year-old beautiful girl...... Turning into a cat doesn't seem convincing at all!

"What are you thinking about again! The old lady is telling you the right thing! ”

Seeing Hao Qi's distracted appearance, the cat girlfriend's paws bounced out of the pink meat pad again.

"Ahh Get down to business...... I said Miao Miao, can you not use your claws all the time? It hurts! ”

So, even though I've just become a cat, looking at my girlfriend's appearance, it seems that I'm completely used to the various functions of this body.

"Where did we just go?"

"Speaking of which, my girlfriend is a nineteen-year-old legal loli cat-eared lady...... Yes! ”

Hao Qi, who received a claw blow because he said that he was out of his mouth, stared at his cat girlfriend with a sad face.

"Meow!"

The cat let out a soft meow from its nostrils and began to stroke its long whiskers with its paws in a serious manner.

"Look, I'm just a half-year-old kitten at most, right?"

"How do I know, I haven't had a cat again...... But it looks small and cute. ”

When answering his girlfriend's question, Hao Qi did not forget to vaguely praise her current posture - and this sentence could not be more honest.

The soft and shiny fur, the big crystal eyes, the cute little face, the fluffy little paws and the tender flesh pads, no matter how you look at it, today's girlfriend Xia Miaomiao is the kind of super cute thing that takes out and kills a vote of people, and the lethality is probably even worse than when she was a beautiful girl.

"Hey......

Sure enough, Hao Qi's compliment made Xia Miaomiao giggle embarrassedly, although the cat's face well concealed her shyness, but the tail flicking behind her back still completely exposed her happy mood now.

As the saying goes, "the tail is cocked", it probably refers to the current situation.

"But don't talk about it for now, don't you think it's weird, Hao Qi, what I just said?"

"Maybe...... What is the case with cats? ”

Hao Qi came to such an unreliable conclusion with a definite face.

"It's like you've seen someone turn into a cat......"

"I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but ...... The video of cats becoming fine on the Internet is not young and old. ”

"That's two different things entirely!"

Seeing that Xia Miaomiao had a tendency to shine her claws again, Hao Qi categorized it as "the beast-like violence factor that she possesses after becoming a cat", and then hurriedly put forward a new theoretical possibility.

"Maybe...... It's not just about age, is this a change? ”

"What's that?"

"Look...... Oh yes! ”

Hao Qi suddenly thought of the delusion he had just had.

"Cat's words...... It seems that you can mate before the age of one! If it is according to this physiological maturity period, it seems reasonable, and Miao Miao, you see that your meat pad is still pink, if it is a big cat, because walking with the meat pad will become a black fungus ......"

"I'll catch it!"

Scratched again...... Hao Qi said that he just accidentally said it.

However, because it happened to talk about such an ambiguous and thought-provoking issue, the cat girlfriend seemed to have noticed some key points.

"That...... Hao Qi ...... I was thinking......"

"What do you think of again?"

"I'm thinking...... You see...... We did it first...... I did that, and then I suddenly became a cat, right? ”

"For now, it seems like this is the right process."

"That ......"

The cat's watery, big blue eyes flickered and stared at Hao Qi with a frightened face.

"If we do it again...... Is it possible for me to change back? ”

“……”

Finally...... Still think about this!

In fact, as early as the first time he found out that Xia Miaomiao had become a cat, Hao Qi had the same idea in his mind.

If you say...... Is it really because of what happened to him and his girlfriend because of some unpredictable mysterious situation, or maybe the posture the two of them used last night happened to conform to some ancient mysterious ritual that made Xia Miaomiao turn into a cat, then...... If we had to do it all over again, would it be possible to go back to the way things were?

Yes, that's right, as it stands, this is the only way Hao Qi tries to solve the problem, but the problem is ......

"Miao Miao...... You're a cat now. ”

He took a deep breath and uttered such key words in a trembling voice.

"What's wrong with the cat? Didn't you just say that no matter what I become, you'll like me! ”

"That's true, but you just said that the two of us would do it again...... Do that......"

Although I once had the terrible idea of "just do it once, maybe everything will return to its original state when I finish it", however, when I looked at my cat girlfriend who was now less than the length of my little arm, such a thought immediately burst like a balloon punctured by a needle.

"It's a crime...... No, no, no...... It's scarier than a crime, isn't it? It's just perverted......"

Xia Miaomiao obviously imagined that scene in her mind, and then, Hao Qi saw that the hair on her body exploded.

"It's disgusting...... Hao Qi, if you really dare to do that, we will break up! ”

“…… Obviously, you just said it yourself. ”

"I didn't say it! You must not think about it! ”

Even though it's become a cat, it seems that the unreasonable privilege that belongs to girls still exists.

Just when the thoughts of one person and one cat were once again at an impasse because they walked into a strange dead end, suddenly, the cat girlfriend on the bed pricked up her ears.

"Someone is going upstairs ......"

"Yes?"

Because the door was closed, even if Hao Qi listened carefully, he didn't hear any sound.

However, the next moment, he saw Xia Miaomiao suddenly jump up in a panic.

"Not good! Hao Qi! Auntie is back! ”

"Auntie?"

Hao Qi, who hadn't reacted yet, looked confused.

"Your mother!"

"Miao Miao, how do you say foul language...... Yes! ”

While taking a clap from his girlfriend again, Hao Qi finally understood what she meant.

Because at this time, he finally heard the sound of the door being opened with a key outside.