Chapter 5 Crooked? Demons? There's a cat playing hooligan here!
To say that cats will chase the light spots of infrared flashlights is actually not directly related to "infrared" itself.
It's not so much "chasing the point of light", but more precisely, it's just the cat's "instinct" to hunt, driving her to chase any object that moves in her line of sight. The reason why infrared light spots are identified as hunting targets is probably related to the structure of cats' visual systems that are different from humans.
Of course, in the past, scientists could only rely on biological neural and cellular structures to analyze this problem because they could not personally experience the "cat perspective", but now, Hao Qi has an object that can directly ask him about his "use experience".
"So, Xia Miaomiao, can you talk about how you feel now?"
"That's how I feel...... Hao Qi, you bastard, you want to play dead mother! ”
“……”
Although she keeps claiming to be a "super cat", Xia Miaomiao is obviously not full of energy.
At first, it was fine to just chase the infrared light spots on the floor, but later, when the light points began to move towards the vertical walls, the cat's physical exertion naturally increased.
Yes, cats are very good at jumping high, but running on a vertical wall without any support is such a thing...... She Xia Miaomiao doesn't know how to work lightly, how can she make that kind of amazing action every time!
"Ahem......"
Hao Qi, who was counted down by his girlfriend, obviously knew that he was playing a bit high, but he immediately found a way to divert the attention of his cat girlfriend.
"By the way, Miao Miao, come and see, I took a picture of you running on the wall just now!"
"I want to see it!"
An arrow leap rushed to Hao Qi's body, hooking the phone with her claws to signal Hao Qi to lower it in front of her eyes, and when Xia Miaomiao saw that she really ran out of a gorgeous trajectory on the surface of the vertical wall in a way that defied gravity, even she let out a surprised meow.
"Wow......"
After the surprise, there is naturally a triumphant show-off link.
"It turns out that in this world, not only the Shimada family can climb the wall - the Shimada family's cat can do it too!"
“…… No, no, no, I think you're more like Lucio's cat......"
"That's right! Since the power of the Shimada family is an invincible dragon, then I, Xia Miaomiao Lucio, am the strongest tiger! ”
“…… Are you sure you have the last name Lucio and not the last name Garcia? ”
Although there is a suspicion of going to the wrong set, at least now it seems that Xia Miaomiao is quite satisfied with the videos captured by Hao Qi, so while she is happy, Hao Qi also naturally asked the question she wanted to ask just now.
"So, what was going on in your head when you were chasing that point of light?"
"Hmmm......"
The cat, who was suddenly asked such a question and seriously recalled it, quickly gave an answer.
"That's probably what I thought...... Dare to show off your might in front of me, and see if I don't slap you flat! ”
…… This is probably the same reason that the bull in the bullring will chase the red cloth in the hand of the matador and charge?
Anyway, this is an authoritative answer from the mouth of his girlfriend who is a cat, if someone asks a similar question in the future, maybe he can still cheat the best reply or something?
The premise is ...... Some people believe that he "listened to the cat himself say the answer".
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Moderate games are good for the brain, addicted to games hurt the body, arrange time reasonably, and enjoy a healthy life.
In line with the basic principle of anti-addiction, coupled with the fact that the cat's girlfriend has been playing crazy for a day, both physical strength and energy have been consumed, so after dinner, one person and one cat naturally completed the exchange of identities between each other.
"Left left, left, bottom, bottom...... Oh, Hao Qi, you're such a stupid person, it's that window! ”
The "window that doesn't draw the curtains when taking a bath at night" mentioned by Xia Miaomiao before has become the object of their current use of infrared flashlights to do things - it needs to be emphasized that this is by no means a good behavior, so Xiao Pengyu must not study randomly.
But then again, if you really encounter a similar situation, the most correct way is not to use an infrared flashlight to forcibly flirt with a remote cloud like this person and a cat, but to hold a telescope in your hand and quietly complete the entire observation......
From this point of view, Hao Qi feels that he is probably on the edge of the abyss of perversion, and was dragged back by his girlfriend?
Of course, the cat itself doesn't seem to be aware of this, because now, she seems to be more excited than Hao Qi with an infrared flashlight.
"Sure enough, the most terrible thing in this world is the female hooligan......"
"What do you say?"
"Nope! I just don't think it's good for us to do that......"
"Hmph, don't think that the old lady didn't hear it, people are cats now, and their ears are superb!"
“……”
Now that he has been arrested, Hao Qi has no room for refutation, and he can only obediently continue to be subjected to this female hooligan...... Or rather, the hooligan cat's coercion aimed the beam of the flashlight at the window that at least from Hao Qi's own eyes, he could see nothing but the faint light.
"Speaking of which...... Miao Miao, can you see the scene in the window opposite? ”
"Of course, it won't work during the day, but it's fine at night...... Feed! Hao Qi, you shine on her! ”
And then......
"Yikes!"
Before this scream that resounded through the night sky, the suspect Hao Qi had already shrunk under the windowsill for the first time.
"It's over...... What should I do if I am found out and the other party calls the police......"
Still thinking in pieces, the top of Hao Qi's head has been slapped with the tail by the cat girlfriend who is sitting on the windowsill.
"What's the panic, you see that I'm not panicking at all!"
"You're going to panic!"
Anyway, even if the police uncle really comes to the door, whether it is as a girl or a cat, Xia Miaomiao will naturally be the one who is safe and sound, but Hao Qi has no way to clear his name at all!
"Stupid, there are so many floors, so many windows, so many residents here, who knows where you live and where you shine from."
"Oh?"
Hearing his girlfriend's meticulous logic, Hao Qi thought about it for a while...... And then I found out that it was really like that.
"But...... I always feel like what we've just done is pointless. ”
"How is it pointless? I'm teaching her that a girl should have a minimum sense of self-love and self-protection, take a shower, and don't even pull the curtains, for fear that others won't know that she has big breasts......"
“…… Wait a minute. ”
This time, Hao Qi finally captured the key point in the cat's words.
"So...... Miao Miao, you shouldn't be jealous of other people's big breasts, so you deliberately asked me to do this kind of thing to scare her, right? ”
"Huh? No one has ever said such a thing. ”
The cat flicked its tail lightly, stepped on her boyfriend's finally enlightened head as a pedal, jumped directly onto the bed, and licked its paws slowly.
"Alright, I'm going to sleep! If you wait for the police to come to your door, take the initiative to surrender and strive for leniency! ”
It's over.
Now the only remaining problem is...... If you throw the pot to your own cat, will it be regarded as a confession or a strict resistance?