Chapter 4: I'll sit down, and you'll do it yourself......
About half an hour after using his whole person as a large cat teasing stick, Hao Qi realized that he seemed to have made the principled mistake of putting the cart before the horse.
At the beginning, the purpose of using the electric cat teasing stick was to let the cat girlfriend have fun by herself and not use it to toss him, the shovel officer, but it was just because of simple jealousy...... Or possessive, inexplicably put this purpose behind him and began to tease the cat stick, he fully realized the so-called ...... The sorrow of a man.
Men, after overwork, will always have sore waist and legs, lack of energy, and feel that their bodies are hollowed out.
"No, no, no...... Let me rest for a while......"
"What, your physical strength is so poor at a young age, and the happiness of the second half of my mother's life is on you, and you actually said that you can't do it so quickly?"
Xia Miaomiao, who incarnated as the king of filthy meows, naturally did not hesitate to hit her boyfriend Hao Qi with the sharpest words, hoping that he could play with her for a while - as mentioned in the previous chapter, although electric toys are very good, how can there be such an interactive sense of flesh humanoids!
However, Xia Miaomiao, who has become a cat, is infinitely energetic and energetic, and Hao Qi, an otaku who usually lacks exercise, feels that if he goes crazy with his cat girlfriend like this, even if his body survives, his spirit will probably be on the verge of collapse.
Therefore, sucking cats can get happiness and pleasure by sucking other people's cats, and as for sucking their own cats...... It's a blessing not to be sucked dry by your own cat!
With this posture, even if he Hao Qi is an inflatable, the final result is not to be blown up, then he must have been angry and didn't run.
"It's not going to go on like this...... Gotta think of a new trick......"
Human needs are always endless, when the food is not enough to cover the body, they will dream of being fed and clothed, and when they can be fed and clothed, they will think about improving the living environment, when they live in a house with a roof to shelter from the wind and rain, they will begin to demand more living space, and when the living space expands to the limit of satisfying people, they will feel that the house is empty and hope to have a partner who can accompany them and make them not so lonely......
And now, when he has such a partner, Hao Qi's need is to find a way to communicate that "can make his partner happy, and at the same time he will not be very tired".
Originally, if Xia Miaomiao was still the original beautiful girl, the best way to use at this time was of course to "sit up and move by herself", but unfortunately, now she has become a cat with too much energy, and if you want to make such a cat who is alive and jumping and afraid that the world will not be chaotic, the best way is to find a game that can not only make her exert her strength, but also not let Hao Qi, who is a shovel officer and boyfriend, be too tired.
"So...... Is there such a way to play? ”
When the number of requests for help from the audience outside the venue has been exhausted, Hao Qi had to go out to pick up the express delivery as an excuse, all the way to the pet supplies store, with the star eyes flashing with hope and desire, looking forward to the embarrassed shopkeeper girl to give a highly feasible solution.
"Really...... There's nothing I can do about it. ”
Probably having experienced Hao Qi's dilemma, the shopkeeper's sister first tilted her head and thought for a moment, and then gently hammered her palm with her small fist.
"There it is! Just use this to give it a try! ”
"This is...... Laser pointers? ”
That's a ...... A prop full of childhood memories.
It is said that it is a laser pointer, but it is actually a small flashlight that can emit infrared beams, and when I was a child, I often used this thing to dangle on the movie screen when watching group movies, but later because it was determined that this beam of light may cause serious damage to the human body, especially when it is directly directed into the eyes, so this prop is basically no longer produced as a toy, but is used for indication on many occasions.
"This is an infrared flashlight specially used to tease cats, reducing the power of red light to prevent hurting cats, as long as you don't use direct light to the cat's eyes, it doesn't matter......"
"That'...... How do I use this to play with cats? ”
"When you shine light on the floor or wall, the cat will actively chase the light spots of the flashlight."
After roughly explaining the precautions for use, the shopkeeper's sister did not forget to tell her when she handed over the small pen-shaped torch to Hao Qi.
"Although the cat may enjoy this kind of game, don't play with her for too long, and exercise appropriately."
Probably worried that Hao Qi would not take it to heart, even the ragdoll cat Miaomiao on the counter screamed softly to remind him.
"Okay, okay, I'll go home and give it a try."
To be reasonable, Hao Qi didn't think that this kind of stupid-sounding game was suitable for his cat girlfriend at first, the reason was that Xia Miaomiao was naturally very aware of the existence of infrared flashlights, so it seemed very unreasonable to expect her to run around stupidly chasing the light spots.
However...... If you think about it, has the cat girlfriend done less unreasonable things recently?
Even the previous cat teasing stick, didn't she have a lot of fun.
"In that case...... Hope this thing can be useful. ”
Returning home with an infrared flashlight and a worried heart, Xia Miaomiao had already greeted the door for the first time.
"What did you buy online?"
"Well, that's it."
used to pick up the courier under the banner of picking up the courier, and at this time, I just took out the props that I was going to use to play with my girlfriend next and showed her.
"It's a laser pointer...... Why are you buying this, spending money indiscriminately. ”
The cat stared at her boyfriend suspiciously for a few moments, and then suddenly realized.
"I see! You must want to wait for the night to use this to take a picture of the girl in the building opposite who always takes a shower and doesn't draw the curtains! ”
"I didn't even know there was such a thing!"
…… It always feels like you're missing out on a great picture, bastard!
However, it is fortunate that I did not pay attention to this kind of thing, otherwise...... Maybe it will leave the handle in the hands of his cat girlfriend, who is obviously a female spy!
After temporarily deleting a series of keywords related to bathing from his mind, Hao Qi decided to try it first to see if this thing was useful.
"Look! UFO! ”
Taking advantage of the moment when the cat subconsciously turned its head, Hao Qi directly pressed the switch of the infrared flashlight, projecting the light spot directly in front of her.
"What, inexplicable ......"
The cat, who was about to turn his head back and blame his boyfriend for being startled, suddenly froze halfway through.
Then, with a rattle, as if uncontrolled, she turned around, her body lowered, her ears behind her head, and in a fierce predator's stance, she locked onto her target.
"Whoosh!"
At the moment when he saw his girlfriend pounce on the light spot, Hao Qi, who was already sitting on the sofa, finally couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
All right...... It seems that he can sit down safely this time, and then watch his cat girlfriend "move by herself"?