Although Xia Miaomiao has fully adapted to the identity of a cat, this does not mean that Hao Qi will be stupid to think that she will be willing to pretend to be a cat for the rest of her life.

Moreover, even if his girlfriend is now addicted to being a cat and can't extricate himself, he can't learn to suck all day long and get thinner, right? Although this kind of thing sounds very emotional, if you can't help but do it one day, you will really be regarded as a pervert!

So in these days, he and Xia Miaomiao have discussed more than once in the movie time shared by the two about the causes of this mysterious phenomenon, as well as possible solutions.

"I think I'm probably the test subject chosen by the cats! Isn't it always said that the evil cats are intent on taking over the Blue Star? ”

This is a hypothesis put forward by Xia Miaomiao on a whim when watching "Cat and Dog Wars" one day.

"Let's not talk about cats, in fact, they are already behind the scenes of Blue Star...... If cats turn people into cats, who will shovel the then? ”

"That'...... Cute girls like me have turned into cats. And then leave a stupid two-legged beast like you as a shoveler? ”

"Isn't that what I'm doing now?"

……

Also one day, Xia Miaomiao, who finished watching "Painted Skin", once again opened her mind.

"Hao Qi Hao Qi, do you think I should really be a cat spirit?"

"Why do you say that all of a sudden?"

"You see, Da Mi Mi can turn into a bird, and it doesn't seem strange that I can become a cat!"

“…… If you think too much, the law clearly stipulates that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a refined. ”

……

One day, Xia Miaomiao, who watched seven "Harry Potter" in one breath, stared at Hao Qi's face with a deep face.

"Hao Qi, you are indeed the evil wizard of Slytherin!"

“…… So what are you going to make a fuss about? ”

"You must have put a transfiguration potion in my milk tea that night! It must be! actually turned his cute girlfriend into a cat, and sure enough, the stupid existence of a magician should be destined to be lonely for a lifetime! ”

"Lao Tzu killed you with a big fireball, stupid!"

……

Therefore, the phenomenon of "people turning into cats" is probably the same as "water turning into oil", and it is basically a completely futile act to explore its causes without the support of any scientific theory.

In comparison, Hao Qi and Xia Miaomiao reached a consensus on the discussion of solutions.

"Just like this, do you really have to report to the country?"

Although the ultimate goal of implementing socialism is common prosperity, it is just a matter of handing over his girlfriend to the state to study...... Even the communist society does not have such an excessive approach as the communist cat.

With the strength of ordinary people, they can't solve the current problems, and they can't rely on the state apparatus, no matter how they discuss it, it will end up with meaningless results, so at this stage, for Hao Qi and Xia Miaomiao, it is better to do something more meaningful than to talk about these things that they don't have.

Such as shoveling, such as ...... Big battle cat teasing stick.

"I always feel like it was a mistake to come up with this thing for you to play with."

Hao Qi, who returned from shoveling excrement, looked at the cat licking and biting with a cat teasing stick on the ground, and inexplicably felt tired.

Even if I know that this thing is a cat teasing stick, but, I don't know why, I always feel a little weird in my heart.

I had to find a metaphor that fitted the scene at hand...... It's like, both men and women use electric toys for fun, but the girl feels more comfortable after using electric toys, so she directly ignores her boyfriend?

Wait a minute...... Where is this metaphor, it is the reality of Chiguoguo at all!

In other words, the cat who used to play with Hao Qi's boyfriend all day long now has a more fun electric cat teasing stick, so I just empathize and don't fall in love?!

"Miao Miao, stop playing, come over and I'll help you comb your hair, okay?"

Suddenly, I felt a big crisis in my life, and in order to put an end to this possibility, or ...... To make up for the serious mistakes he had made, Hao Qi immediately took out the killer tricks that he had tried and tested repeatedly during this time, and was more handy than "I'll give you something to eat below".

However......

"Don't bother me, I don't want this thing to look good today!"

…… It's over.

Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, in reality, there are countless examples of fighting all day long and finally pinching to the bed to become boyfriend and girlfriend, and now looking at the appearance of the cat girlfriend, isn't a heart all tied to death by that damn cat teasing stick?!

Lao Tzu is a human being, and he actually wants to be teased by the root cat stick to the minotaur?!

Thinking of this terrible possibility, Hao Qi didn't say a word, got up directly from the sofa, and semi-forcibly hugged the cat girlfriend who was still crawling on the ground and "hand-to-hand" with the cat teasing stick back to the sofa.

"What are you doing, Hao Qi!"

"I didn't ...... No, what I want to say is...... Ah, Miao Miao, look! The TV series has just reached the key plot! ”

"People watched this episode yesterday, and that woman broke up with her husband at the end! That man is really stupid, obviously such a good woman doesn't know how to cherish it, and if I change it, I will feel uncomfortable if I go to the cold ass with a hot face every day......"

…… So Hao Qi suddenly felt his fart. There was some chill in the stock.

"No...... No way! Find a way to redeem it! ”

Knowing that the current Xia Miaomiao and the cat teasing stick are in the absolute honeymoon period, if they are forced to take it back at this time, it may make the cat rebellious, so Hao Qi nervously picked up the mobile phone and asked the senior military shopkeeper for help again.

"That...... The effect of the cat teasing stick is good, but now the cat plays with the cat teasing stick all day long and ignores me......

After sending such a message, Hao Qi stared intently at his phone, hoping to get a reply to get him out of trouble this time.

After going through so many situations, he has now formed a deep-rooted concept in his heart, that is...... The owner's sister never let him down!

This time...... Nature is no exception.

"I remember...... The one you bought before seems to be a cat teasing stick with a built-in electric base, right?"

The moment the beep prompt sounded, it was like a dying person grasping at a life-saving straw...... Or like seeing a cat teasing stick, what Hao Qi saw was such a rhetorical question.

"That's right......

"In that case, I can probably understand your current mood (smiley)

Even if it is a text reply, it is just as full of comfort and peace of mind as when we meet every day, I don't know why, the moment I saw that smiling face, Hao Qi's inexplicable restless mood before also settled down suddenly.

"Cats, who have always been clingy to themselves, suddenly become obsessed with their existence because of certain things, this feeling is similar to those parents whose children suddenly leave their side and are independent."

Ay?

Looking at this reply that followed, Hao Qi's expression was a little stunned.

Parents and children? Wait a minute...... This relationship seems to be somewhat inconsistent with the actual situation......

Without waiting for him to try to refute, the shopkeeper's sister had already provided a suitable solution.

"So, if you have time and want your cat to be closer to you, why don't you try to turn off the power and play with the cat with a cat stick in your hand?" Because, even if they are independent, they will be more willing to spend time with their parents who have a common language."

Only...... Is it that simple?

Hao Qi suddenly realized.

So, after briefly thanking the shopkeeper, Hao Qi, who had a smile on his face again, walked straight over and directly turned off the power of the cat teasing stick.

"Huh? Hao Qi, what are you doing! They're almost going to kill it! ”

Seeing this, the cat girlfriend who was having fun looked at her boyfriend with some dissatisfaction.

"Uh-huh...... Xia Miaomiao, do you think you're about to win? It's naïve - now I'll show you the full body of the teacher! ”

"Hmph...... Don't think that the second stage transformation can defeat others! Pick up the meow! ”

“……”

Substituting the example given earlier, electric toys are very cool...... However, the feeling of the integration of mind and body between boyfriend and girlfriend is really irreplaceable by any props.

Think about it this way...... I actually ate the vinegar that teased the cat just now, and this is the really ridiculous part.

After all, human beings are the first and best creatures in the world to use tools.