Chen Er felt a headache, "This kind of thing still has to find a professional person to eat, drink and have fun to consult." ”

So Chen Er called Gou Xuefang's phone.

Gou Xuefang immediately said, "Chen Er, you are too earthy!" ”

Chen Er replied calmly, "Well, I'm soil, don't eat the dishes made by the local people in the future, this disease will be contagious......"

Gou Xuefang hurriedly changed the topic, "Don't worry, I will be free in two days, and I will take you to do it in person!" ”

The next day, it was the last diner.

Diners came early.

Chen Er asked Shen Yinian to bring a plate of candied plums to the guests to eat.

Shen Yinian saw that Chen Er hadn't started the live broadcast yet, so he whispered to Chen Er.

"That guest outside is a crooked nut ......"

Chen Er raised his eyebrows, expressing surprise.

Shen Yinian continued, "It looks weird. ”

She couldn't tell what was weird.

But she had been out for so long, and she had been more careful about the crooked nut.

Shen Yinian really felt that the crooked kernel was full of strange words.

Forget it with a blank look, and look like he was buying vegetables in the vegetable market, and secretly made some choices about the decoration of the restaurant.

When you sit down, you will even try the quality of the table and chairs.

When Shen Yinian poured water for her, she also tasted it very seriously.

Shen Yinian wanted to tell her how much she wanted to tell her that this was just a very ordinary glass of white water.

Chen Er listened to Shen Yinian's description, thought for a moment, and then said, "Last time, Lin Shaofeng said that Michelin might send someone over soon. ”

"Maybe it's this ......"

Shen Yinian's eyes widened unconsciously.

Chen Er thought it shouldn't be so fast at the time, but now that he thinks about it.

The crooked nut outside may be a Michelin man......

Chen Er suddenly had an impulse in his heart, wanting to put a handful of chili peppers in today's dish!

I heard that many crooked nuts can't be eaten spicy......

However, Chen Er thought about it, if he really cried that crooked nut.

People outside may think that the food in the restaurant is so unpalatable that it is difficult to cry......

So Chen Er took his thoughts back.

Then he set his sights on his menu.

Started today's live broadcast.

As is customary, the camera still swept over a penguin puppet on the table, and then fell on Chen Er.

Chen Er probed his hand and said, "According to the tradition of our show, before starting the live broadcast, I have to tell a bad joke. ”

Pork stewed vermicelli: "What, didn't you start telling cold jokes yesterday?" When did it become a traditional project? ”

Qingtian: "Brother pork, don't steal the camera, Chen Laoshi said that what is traditional is traditional!" ”

Chen Er rummaged through the warehouse of cold jokes in his heart, and then began to speak.

"Do you know what a seal looks like in the eyes of a dog?"

The barrage suddenly became lively......

"Dog: This guy and I look alike, are we related?"

"Dog: I guess millions of years ago, we were supposed to have come from the same tadpole......"

"The idea upstairs was horrible! I wonder what kind of amazing species are combined with dogs to produce the shape of seals! ”

"Probably...... It's fish. ”

"Nonsense! Cross-species love doesn't end well! ”

"The upstairs too young, too simple Tucson is broken, isn't the seal the result of cross-species love?"

"This world is so scary, I want to go back to Mars!"

Chen Er shook his head, "None of them got it right." ”

"What is the relationship between seals and dogs, such an easy question to answer, you can't answer it correctly!"

Tea Eggs Invade Earth: "Come on, come on!" Lighting engineer, quickly shine on Chen Lao's wet face! Microphone! Hurry up and hand it over! Chen Laoshi, please start your show! ”

Chen Er said with a smile, "Seals are equivalent to mermaids in the eyes of dogs!" ”

Fans: "......"

Fans: "This cold joke is really cold......

"I'm sorry, this involves a blind spot in the knowledge of grasping!"

"Seal: ???"

"The seal said, you can't think that just because I have a fish tail, you think that I am related to a mermaid!"

“excuseme？ Mermaid? Why not pike?! ”

"Pigeon! Hahaha! Laughing and spitting up! ”

"Upstairs, laughing and spitting up what a weird adjective! Please tell your story! ”

"If a seal is the equivalent of a mermaid in the eyes of a dog...... So, isn't a seahorse just a mermaid in the eyes of a horse? ”

"Hahahaha! I give full marks for this associative ability! ”

Chen Er himself was very pleased with this cold joke.

It's the top joke he's picked up all over the internet.

Absolutely funny!

Anyway, when Chen Er saw this cold joke at that time, he laughed for three minutes before stopping......

Eat a pound: "I strongly ask Chen Laoshi not to tell cold jokes in the future...... I'm afraid I'm going to freeze to death......"

Chen Er spread his hands, "How good it is to tell cold jokes, you don't need to turn on the air conditioner in summer......"

There is a tiger in the heart; "It makes so much sense, I'm speechless!"

After such an opening, the atmosphere is much better.

Chen Er is also about to start cooking.

"The first dish I want to make today is a dessert that has a very high appearance rate in "Dream of Red Mansions"."

"At the same time, it's also a high-value delicacy!"

"This dessert is almond tofu."

Almond tofu is one of the traditional famous spots in China, which belongs to desserts, and is found in Sichuan cuisine and other cuisines.

The main method is to use sweet almonds to grind and add water to boil, and then cut into pieces after freezing and coagulation, which is named because it resembles tofu.

However, depending on the region where it is made, there are some differences in the method of making almond tofu.

Almonds are the main ingredient used to make almond tofu.

Almonds are rich in protein, do not contain starch, are more nourishing, and have a certain tonic effect.

"However, there is a certain amount of attention to eating almonds."

Chen Er took out a jar of almonds.

"Almonds are divided into sweet almonds and bitter almonds."

"It's not a big problem to eat a little more sweet almonds, but if you eat too many bitter almonds, you will produce toxins."

Almonds contain the toxic substance hydrocyanic acid, which is given in a lethal dose of 60 mg.

Whereas, sweet almonds contain about one-third of the hydrocyanic acid content of bitter almonds.

So bitter almonds are more dangerous.

Be careful when eating almonds and be aware of contraindications.

However, almonds are also really good. Correct consumption of almonds can achieve the effects of quenching thirst, moistening the lungs and calming asthma, and smoothing the intestines and laxative.

A fan interjected.

"No wonder I watched a palace fight drama before, and a villain supporting role died after eating too many bitter almonds! At first, I thought it was a TV series alarmist...... I didn't expect it to be true! ”

"I like to eat almonds, I shiver......"

Chen Er waved his hand and said, "Just pay attention when eating, don't eat too much, and don't eat bitter almonds casually." ”

Chen Er thought, bitter almonds are so bitter, there should be no one who likes to eat them.

"Anyway, I don't like to eat bitter almonds because it's too bitter."

Tea eggs invaded the earth: "Of course, because Chen Laoshi has a little princess living in your heart, how can you like to endure hardship!" ”

Chen Er: "......"

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