Chapter 266: Live-action wax figure
The normal reaction to Vardy's sudden tease of pulling the strap out of his trousers on the field would have been to laugh and pass, after all, it was just a small part of Vardy's long tease. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, because of Vardy's last-minute header, some people linked the lore ball to the headband, believing that Vardy's stunner was entirely due to this headband.
Although it is a bit idealistic, the result of this coincidence is of interest to everyone.
Vardy, a man who has never used a header, was able to score such an exaggerated lob with his head, although I don't know if he broke the world record for the distance of a header, but at least it hasn't been for a long time.
Is this really just a coincidence, that Vardy is really blind to the truth?
No, apparently the credit of the headband!
As a result, Vardy's headband swept the world football like a virus and became popular.
On the field, they all play with headbands, and they all believe that headbands can help them score the killer goal, even if it is not good, it is not bad to wear a pretend......
There are even rich people who openly call for Vardy's headband, and if Vardy sells this headband, he will instantly have an extra Maserati in his garage......
However, at this time, Vardy didn't bother with the headband rumors, and he was enjoying a romantic two-person world with Kisti.
Both Vardy and Kirsty did not shy away from the paparazzi at all, on the contrary, they were very natural under the camera.
Neither of them cares if there is a scandal.
In fact, someone has already put the title of the Premier League's No. 1 playboy on Vardy's head.
Liz, a member of the girly atomic cat, Clancy, a long-legged model, an Everton beauty team doctor, and a pair of lace edges that are said to have lived with Vardy, and now with the addition of the beautiful host Kisti, in just over a year, Vardy has actually had so many female companions.
Maybe he doesn't have the largest number of glamorous hunts, after all, many stars have people who take the initiative to give them hugs every night in nightclubs.
But there is no need to doubt that the quality of Vardy's hunt is absolutely the highest, not to mention others, Kisti alone killed everyone in seconds.
Sky Sports beauty host, the most beautiful football baby, the top three sexiest beauty women in England, the embodiment of wisdom and beauty, such a Kisti deserves the title of the goddess of the people.
And it was such a goddess who allowed everyone to watch from a distance and not play with it, so Vardy got her hands on it......
Vardy was touched by Kisti's ability to come to the scene to cheer himself on;
Kisty, on the other hand, felt happy and comfortable with Vardy, a little boy;
However, they are very cautious about the relationship between the two, even if they have just turned over in bed, they can't get carried away.
Who knows what the future holds!
At least it's good to be happy now!
With United's next game in the FA Cup third round against a lower-tier side, Vardy was not required to play and he was given a rare break.
Having just not returned to Manchester in London, Vardy and Kisty had a great few days.
Of course, Kirsty has her own job, and she still has to host the show, so the two got tired of being together for two days before they reluctantly separated.
And Vardy, who has fallen into loneliness, has nothing to do, so he simply finds some off-the-field teasing to do his daily life, which is also rewarded.
Although there is no specific plan, Vardy thinks it must be very interesting if he goes to Madame Tussauds to pretend to be a wax figure!
Thinking of this, Vardy immediately took action and rushed directly to Madame Tussauds.
As one of London's most famous tourist attractions, the wax museum receives thousands of visitors every day, and if you're unlucky, you'll have to wait in line for hours.
There was no way, looking at the long queue, Vardy could only find the staff, reveal his identity as a star, and tell them his plan of action, which was the cooperation of the stadium staff.
Vardy's self-styled amusement is destined to be so popular wherever he goes, and although Madame Tussauds is famous enough, it is also beneficial to expose it from time to time, so the two sides hit it off.
At this time, Vardy thought about the importance of the team, and felt more and more that he should build a team dedicated to his own amusement.
In order to cooperate with Vardy's actions, the venue staff also worked hard and found him several sets of clothes that he wanted to match the theme scenes in the venue.
First of all, Vardy put on a linen garment, and applied some red dye on his clothes and face, which looked indistinguishable from bloodstains, and looked extremely terrifying under the light.
That's right, Vardy is going to play a haunted house torturer, the kind that is extremely tragic.
Soon, with the help of the staff, Vardy was in the role, but in order not to appear obtrusive, another staff member returned to play with him, so that it seemed realistic.
The staff held the torture instrument and made a cruel expression, while Vardy in front of the torture instrument strangled his neck with a rope, his hands felt like he was trying to break free from the rope on his neck, and his mouth grew up, and his expression was very painful, which may have been a very popular method of execution two centuries ago.
Because there are all kinds of tortured wax figures next to them, the two of them are not out of place with their surroundings.
Because of the realism of the wax figures, it is unlikely that normal people can see that there is actually a pair of real people mixed in it.
If it weren't for the staff who are very familiar with the wax museum, visitors would definitely not be able to see it.
That's the basis for Vardy's teasing.
Of course, the premise of realism is that Vardy has enough acting skills and guarantees that he will not be exposed because of the chaos, and it would be humiliating to be picked out because of the fluctuation of his breathing.
Soon, after Vardy posed, the tourists began to enter.
This is a young man and a woman, it looks like a couple, the two are intimate as if they are carrying two bags of dog food wherever they go, even if Vardy is not a single dog, he feels abused.
Show affection and die fast!
Well, it's you, so you have nothing to do!
Vardy smiled inwardly, but remained unmoved.
The girl was in high spirits along the way, tirelessly taking pictures with each wax figure, sometimes imitating the pose of the wax figure to take pictures, although the boy was very tired, but always had a relaxed expression.
Vardy didn't squint, but still made that pained and wailing expression, and in the constant chanting of his heart, the girl came to his side.
"Honey, I'm also going to be tortured, you must shoot me better!" The girl said with a bright smile.
The boy looked around and saw that there was no one, so he smiled and said, "Then how about we play the torture posture at night?" ”
The girl snorted and rolled her eyes, looking amorous.
The couple flirted unbridledly, but Vardy felt like he was beeping a dog.
They don't have to be so hungry that they can fight here, you know, there are a lot of young people who like different kinds of excitement.
Fortunately, nothing like this happened, and the girl knelt next to Vardy, and assumed the same posture as Vardy, as if she was being strangled by a rope, and she couldn't break free, her expression was painful and desperate, if this was not a wax figure, then she must be able to hear the screams.
The boy raised his camera very seriously and pointed it at the girl, ready to take a picture.
At this point, Vardy felt the time was ripe.
In this eerie setting, Vardy is starting to strike!
Keeping his expression still, his posture is different, just turning his head at a very, very slow pace, as if he is turning his head to look at the person on the side.
"One, two, eggplant..... Yes!!!!!!!! ”
The boy was about to press the shutter to take in the full view of Vardy turning his head like a zombie, so frightened that he didn't even say the eggplant, and with a heart-rending scream, he threw the camera away.
The girl was taken aback by her boyfriend's reaction, and took a good picture, why did she suddenly seem to have a convulsion, could it be that her posture and expression were too scary?
As she pondered, the girl sensed that something was wrong, and subconsciously glanced left and right.
But when she turned her head to look to the right, she happened to be face to face with Vardy, and the two of them had the same expressions and movements, and it felt as if they were looking in the mirror.
The girl turned her head again, not reacting for the first time.
But in the next second, she collapsed!
Just now, this wax figure should be facing the front, and I am learning his posture, but now why is he so close to himself?
Thinking of this, all the fear in the girl's heart exploded in an instant, and a devastating scream almost collapsed the wax museum.
Following in the footsteps of the boy, the girl ran out of the haunted house without her life, screaming as if there were countless ghosts chasing her behind her.
When the two ran away, Vardy suddenly laughed out loud, and the stadium staff behind Vardy couldn't help laughing.
"Mr. Vardy, I have to warn you, you're really scary, if this couple is scared, our venue won't be responsible!"
Vardy smiled and nodded, although it was really scary, but it was unlikely that it would cause a problem, and he would not attack the elderly and children.
It's just that whether the couple can finally get together just now, Vardy doesn't know.
At the moment of crisis, the boy left the girl and ran away by himself, which is simply the biggest killer of the couple's relationship.
Well, I may have done something to give birth to a son without XX, the young couple lived a good life, and they didn't do anything hurtful, and they broke up the people alive, is this understandable as an alternative king next door?